Just Shagging Part 10; No science or skill, JS at will!

[AWomanCalledHorse]

Welcome to the lazy way to make a baby, part 10!!

Just Shagging (JS) is ttc using ye olde shagging & crossing fingers methods, our tools are your body, OH?s body..urm some wine & lots of finger crossing.

All are welcome, most leave happy & upduffed! The last two threads have been very successful; thread 8 had 5 BFP?s, thread 9 had 6 BFP?s....so we?re due 7 BFP?s here, which means we all need to get shagging.

We don?t ?do?; OPKS, taking temp or harcore charting...although it is nice to know when ERTD is due.
Which brings us to acronyms & slang;
AF=ERTD (Evil Red Tide Of Doom).
EWCM=Pant Snot
Getting a BFP soon after joining thread= Doing a kitten
You=Are a viroid, no idea why but it goes long back to the dawn of time.
DTD=JS or donning the Shag cape.
POAS=Sometimes referred to as PIAR (Pissing In A Ramekin), as we?re such classy ladies

Here is last thread for proof that it works, and that you can't shut us up

Here is the Graduates thread!

Hi, I am alive! I haven't been brave enough to join any pregnant threads yet. Just doesn't seem real.

Good luck to top and wing for POAS tomorrow.

Welcome new shaggers. :)

just checking in on you lot. any new BFPs? not long till my scan and consultant am getting excited now! am 9+1 today

Hello all!

Nicola late movies are a JS killer! I have taken to jumping DP on the sofa before it's too late, then I can fall asleep while he watches the rest of the film!

kitten I don't think I am that brave, no idea how one would go about mile-high fun

Child and something I am new here, but wanted to say congrats to you both and hope you are having nice uneventful pregnancies!

I am CD 6 but no idea when I ov so just going to keep shagging!!

I've had a look on other ttc threads, I'd like to find somewhere with more activty , and I cannae find one for ttc2! Although by Oct I'll be able to join the ttc for 10months+ :(
Ah well, you're stuck with me, sorry about that!

Welcome frustraed & upthere!

Fingers crossed for tomorrow morning Top & wing, how's it going Child?

What's everyone upto this weekend? x

horse don't you love us any more?

Ummmm......tonight we have friends coming round for dinner/drinks and to watch the opening ceremony. There are rumours of cocktails which I may be forced to partake of (am 2ww-ing so will try and take it easy!). Have been out and bought Team GB flags and napkins.....might still try and get a tablecloth and some bunting yet - enforced patriotism is the theme tonight! :o

Tomorrow coming up to London to meet friends and see some of the Olympic festivities on the south bank.

General Olympic fun for us this weekend then! How about everyone else?

ps hi something glad it's going well for you, make sure you pop back with scan pics!

Well the HPT is bought and waiting wing if anything is bound to bring on ERTD it is the purchase of a HPT :o
kitten- today is one of the few days I bitterly regret my lack of TV, not sure listening to the opening ceremony on Five Live will be the same I also figure that I know literally HUNDREDS of women who were raving pissheads and still manage to conceive so the odd cocktail should be fine :)
hooya I'm not sure I would have the nerve for the Mile High thing either!

In the spirit of my newly improved mood I am going to take complete advantage advantage of ERTD and get stuck into the booze in front of the opening ceremony tonight then visit with a friend with a gorgeous toddler tomorrow and brace myself in case she's got #2 on the way (must be gracious to people who get up duffed easily, must be gracious to - oh stuff it ).

Horse what kind of activity do you want from us? Pom poms? Food fights? More BFPs (we wish...).

Sooo...DTD as soon as I get home, after dinner or at bedtime?! Just in negotiations with H2B who says whenever.

I'm thinking bedtime is best so the little swimmers stay in me!

swimming, I think more BFP's would be a start. , would be lovely to get one soon (thus avoiding summer 2013 pregnant), ah you've twisted my arm (hoof?).
I would love a food fight! I asked DH if we could have one at our wedding, he said no

DH is working from 5am-5pm tomorrow & then again on Sunday so mutterings of 'Olympics' & 'fun' in the same breath are banned here. Although we both agree we can enjoy the beauty that is Jessica Ennis, she's so lovely...and those abs

nicola dtd as soon as you get in, make h2b cook dinner while you stuck legs in the air, then jump him again at bedtime

Ooh...I've not started to scare him with aerial legs yet! We decided on bedtime as he is hungry. Men!!

He'll be hungry afterwards whether or not he eats dinner now - jump him!

Aerial legs A couple of ones last month we JSed just before sleep and I didn't get up but stuck loo roll in my pants to avoid wet patch spillage and went to sleep like that!

Top, watch it live on iPlayer on your phone or computer. You can't miss it!
Our neighbours may come round here to watch it in HD on our big tv. I may also have asked them to try to counter DH's rampant cynicism. I mean, I'm as pissed off as the next person about the money spent on it etc and I secretly think the opening ceremony is going to be as cringeworthy as watching your dad dancing, but I want to try to enjoy it as well :)

Swimming you are definitely within your rights to be at pg friends (as well as being happy of course).

Woman I am offended too that you don't think we give you enough of something. What do you want - blood?! There is plenty of ERTD blood on this thread so it can't be that

Well today was ace. Met up with a friend, got accidentally drunk (only has 2 glasses of wine) and then when we got home we js!

Was lovely

Horse I am well thanks. Absolutely nothing going on, besides hayfever.

Just because I can :o

Woop! What did you think! I can't believe they wheeled Paul McCartney out - where we're Muse with the official anthem?!

Will admit to having had a tear in my eye at points though

Loved it. Especially the rings and Mary poppins! Cauldron was brilliant but wellies for team kit - we do have asphalt!

Mary Poppins was brilliant! As was James Bond with the queen and Rowan Atkinson!

Can't believe I got up so early to watch it! Mostly good / great but McCartney was pretty bad kitten me too, seemed like an odd choice given he looked like his face was falling off!

Aerial legs is a good way of describing it! I keep forgetting we are TTC then remembering 5 mins later when it's too late!

frying that sounds fun, seems like there is a fair bit of JSing going on on this thread now!

wing at spillage avoidance. Don't you find after doing that you wake up later on feeling sort of itchy and uncomfy?

horse wedding food fight sounds brilliant! And an excuse for an outfit change

Not much planned for the weekend here other than JSing. Ideal!

Wasn't the opening ceremony brilliant!! As I've said up thread (I think), I've been really apathetic about it but our friends came over with magnum ice creams and we watched the whole thing. I thought the only cringeworthy moment was when Sir Paul got out of sync with the music.

You could tell Danny Boyle was from the NW. Lots of dark satanic mills :)

I did think Beckham was going to kick a flaming ball into a cauldron though.

Or is it [olympic]?!

Ready wing?!

Damn BFN again
Not too sure what my body is up to this month, this must be one of my longest cycles ever and still no ERTD feelings bastard body
Any news wing?

Come on Wing, POAS for us!

We still failed to DTD last night. Thanks to the sodding Olympic opening ceremony. I blame Danny Hitler, as if it was shit we'd have done it. I did suggest bending over a chair during the athletes' parade, but that didn't happen!!

I may have missed the boat this month if it's another 28 day cycle. Buggeration.

And he wouldn't let me use Conceive Plus. Going to demand its use tomorrow.

Lazy day today. Nice!