The BESH Eurovision Song Contest eva

[eurochick]

Asseyez-vous mes amies and ready yourselves for the BESH Eurovision contest ever. Get ready with your Central European fashion, transvestites and inability to sing anything in tune. Get ready to rip your skirts off and leave your other halves no option but to make their mind up (do you see what I did there?) to get down to some swi and do your best not to think of Terry Wogan at any point in the proceedings. Finally, get ready to yell ?nul points? at the evil Droid should it dare to make an appearance.

Newbies, approach in high euro-camp mode, find and complete the BESHtionnaire to let us judge whether you are cynical and menkul enough to join us.

'spcially if I get to be glorious leader/high priestess/lord high executioner.

I started the one before faithy, I think, so humbly step back from the not actually offered to me honour of the foundation of the Fred of Rulvakia. Who thought of it in the first place? Wasn't it lemon? Or hilly?

I love Saki, shred. And that story is one of the best.

So nothing quite as terrifying as being woken at 2.45am by the hard wired fire alarms going off when you've already had a fire in the night. Suspect power failure to blame. I am shattered good job I'm on half day!
Good on you norf for doing the BESH republic of Rulvakia!

No! I said I was humbly stepping back, my sleepily braindead little pal!

Off for next tracking scan now. Pop, little follicle! Pop!

Ooh. Lots of BESH folk about. Am loving new and improved team BESH.

I may have first mentioned the glorious republic of Rulvakia (iPad now recognises Rulvakia as a word ). Am scared of starting Fred however. Any bad chat will be captured on the topics board forever for the next 1000 posts. Am I just being a girl? Need to man up.

Speaking of bad chat, I am socially inept (have I managed to censor myself enough to hide that to date?), so sorry faith about commenting on MSB- it just reminded me of ladies referring to their big squidgy loverly DHs etc. but clearly not the same circumstances (and you're obviously luffly), so ignore me, please!

Good luck to norf and anyone else waiting for a follicle pop. Am maybe 4 days po. Trying to remain positive about a possible fufc win. Does anyone know where to find out ptc ivf details? I'm Manchester and the only sites I can find have no data (but Stockport and Trafford on either side haven't been funding any recently ). I'm pretty certain mine does fund, and telling myself it's one cycle, then anything else will be a positive. One cycles not much is it?

I will start the new fred as long you promise not to throw rotten tomatoes and empty gin bottles at me if my opening is rubbish.

Promise!

right....i'll go and do it now......

Fnarr at rubbish opening. We'll let your chap be the judge of that.

I'm off today, so could also start. queen what do you think - do you want to start or shall I?

Ooh. Xpost- crack on then!

Blame it on the sleep deprivation norf!
Not to worry, I'm not easily offended flamegirl. When I was menkulling last cycle and incessantly googling I ventured on to some freds there. The tickers make me nervous! Actually having someone around who's relationship has fallen apart has made me a but mushy about him. Valuing what we have I guess!
queenie you are very brave! I should think you can glean the theme from earlier in the Fred if you are happy?
Well kick in the crotch at work. Heard about two pregnancies today. One dc#2 but after muchos fertility ishoos first time round so not much resentment one don't even know how far along I am I was on pill type thing. Pleased to say I haven't cried. Feel numb and nauseous. Eating crisps to console myself.

New fred here.....

The BESH Republic Of Rulvakia

i have made it all up faith as I don't have time to scan 40 pages to get the theme.....

I could claim dictatorship I suppose...at least then i would get to wear a ludricous outfit and kill anyone who laughs at me.

Good job, rolls. I've added the citizenship test for ease of finding.