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The BESH Eurovision Song Contest eva

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eurochick · 13/04/2012 13:56

Asseyez-vous mes amies and ready yourselves for the BESH Eurovision contest ever. Get ready with your Central European fashion, transvestites and inability to sing anything in tune. Get ready to rip your skirts off and leave your other halves no option but to make their mind up (do you see what I did there?) to get down to some swi and do your best not to think of Terry Wogan at any point in the proceedings. Finally, get ready to yell ?nul points? at the evil Droid should it dare to make an appearance.

Newbies, approach in high euro-camp mode, find and complete the BESHtionnaire to let us judge whether you are cynical and menkul enough to join us.

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 01/05/2012 10:37

My nipples are tingling and I have a metallic taste in mouth, am I up diffed? Lots of creamy cm now as well Hmm POAS pact tomorrow lors?
Good that you've got the scans sorted norf, if a bit scary. Whatever it takes to win a baybee really isn't it?!

LauraBunnyBoilerPalmer · 01/05/2012 10:51

Yes, yay for the scan date Norf - Its a very positive step towards your baybee.

Not sure about the sticks tomorrow, Faif - I've had a 4 day run of BFNs although they were OBVIOUSLY the wrong brand tests so I may try to hold out until Thursday...trying to keep myself sane since my calendar tells me updiffage is seriously highly unlikely.

eurochick · 01/05/2012 11:00

Northey, my IUI cycle will be fine. It is the next cycle which would be affected by my travels. But as that is the cycle I start downregging anyway, I'm not that bothered. We wouldn't have used IUI then anyway. My clinic normally puts people on the pill for the first 21 days of that cycle before downregging, but as I have had bad experiences with the pill in the past, I am skipping that bit, so I will ov.

Laura it's good to see you back here and to hear that all is going well with TOM.

Faithey I haven't heard any fat ladies sining, so it's not over yet!

I'm envious of your short light periods. I have a lovely flood last night. the bathroom looked like a scene from Carrie....

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 01/05/2012 11:13

euro it sounds like timing could be a lot worse...still got a bit of time to get your head round the idea of ivf too I suppose.
Yes my not inconsiderable research on FF has found many charts with a dip before or around 16dpo that went on to give a bfp. And droid isn't here....yet. So I hope out some hope. I do think I'm going to have to POAS tomorrow to put everyone myself out of my misery!

CaveMum · 01/05/2012 11:49

[prods faith in the kidneys]

[again]

Grin
HaveALittleFaithBaby · 01/05/2012 12:03

I'm going out to meet my Dad for lunch so I will buy some tests best make it at least a twin pack!! just to satisfy cavey! Grin

BuggerlugsTheFirst · 01/05/2012 12:49

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FriendofDorothy · 01/05/2012 12:57

No I am not going to have a private scan. I could afford it but have decided to sit tight and hope all is well.

Northey · 01/05/2012 13:04

Ew, bugs. Though very admiring of your sense of smell.

laura it's so nice to have you back. I think you should do more careless sechsing so you can be here all the time.

euro, if it's any consolation i used to have periods like some armies were reenacting Culloden in my womble. Oceans of gore. School was a nightmare - a super plus tampon and pad wouldn't even get me through an hour long lesson.

BuggerlugsTheFirst · 01/05/2012 13:05

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 01/05/2012 13:05

bugs I know exactly what you mean cos I've been doing the same! Wink No sniffs for me as yet.

FriendofDorothy · 01/05/2012 13:23

Well I might get a scan slightly earlier than 12 weeks - I think they scan around about 10 weeks over here although I have no idea why.

I am doing the project365 and that's going on facebook as well so I might just use my scan pic as photo of the day.

It feels like a long time off at the moment though. I am trying to just relax and get through it. I am fucking knackered today and was planning on going to the gym tonight but think I might give it a miss!

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 01/05/2012 16:38

Fairy snuff with the scans dor. I've been enjoying your project 365 on t'other place! It's really interesting.
Well I must be feeling better, I've sorted through the boxes in one of the rooms so they're all organised now. Best thing is I found some clothes I thought I'd lost Grin and a pair of trousers I'd forgotten I'd bought. I'd been planning to tackle it since I was discharged, definitely a sign that I'd nearly better!
No droid or spotting well a teeny bit when I poked around but not enough to count I suddenly thought that poking around up there is like poking a sleeping bear. Trying to resist!

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LauraBunnyBoilerPalmer · 01/05/2012 19:13

Sorry for the stoopid BFN, Luggery. Boo on that.

Well Laydees, I was right to hold off on testing - got the familiar brownish sloodge around 6.00 (about 15 minutes after I optimistically gave a friend the last pad I had with me...of course.) In all reality I knew I wasn't diffed, but the travel-induced lateness allowed me to pretend it might have been possible and get in some much needed proper BESH time ...!

Hey ho. Onwards and upwards. Although I'll probably return to just stalking for a bit since we're not exactly ttc at the moment.
Anyway, all this recent calendar investigating has led me to believe that I may have an ishoo with OVing late (which might help explain the MCs, due to late-cycle egg age, etc), so I need to address this properly with GP before we begin ttc again instead of just having happy accidents.

But I will be anxiously fred scanning in the morning for your stick results, Faify!

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 01/05/2012 20:12

Well boo! Nil points to BFNs and sludge all round!
bugs enjoy the vino and cheese. Not long til you're sunning yourself and fully enjoy the all inclusive [grin ] Envy Jealous? Moi?!
Lors it's been so luffly to have you around again to menkul with and good to know you're lurking still! Especially brilliant to hear shout the progesss with TOM. Are you under a specialist for all things baybee making? Definitely important that you get things. Investigated further.
Yes to clarify, my cervix is definitely less hairy than a sleeping bear!

Northey · 01/05/2012 23:13

Don't know if this counts as a night sweat, but I'm absolutely boiling hot...

FriendofDorothy · 01/05/2012 23:17

Me too Northey and I have just got up out of bed cos I can't sleep. Bloody annoying as I have been comatose all day!

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 02/05/2012 06:26

I was roasting last night too despite being freezing all day Hmm
Ok so, I POAS. BFN. But my chart shows my temp is still above the coverline so I'm a bit Confused Just a case of wait and see I think!

Northey · 02/05/2012 07:45

Hmm. And no droid either. When is next stick planned for?

Woke up several times last night, really hot. And am shattered today. Must start sechsing again soon.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 02/05/2012 07:55

since I fished it out the bin an hour later (like an idiot who really should know better) and found the faintest of lines Will do an FMU test again tomorrow assuming temps stay above the coverline!

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 02/05/2012 07:56

Oh and sorry you had such a pants night's sleep norf.

CaveMum · 02/05/2012 08:04

Norf, I get the Clomid sweats - very unpleasant but they only last for a few days.

Faith, I have been known to take sticks out of the bin several an hours later, but have never seen an evap line, so fingers crossed its a good sign for you.

We've "done the math" and if I take a test on Friday and, presuming it is negative, start the Clomid straight away HWHNN will be back from a certain sandy place before I ov.

Northey · 02/05/2012 08:11

Hurrah for supportive sums!

I must start interview prep this morning but just can't lift my head off the pillow.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 02/05/2012 08:19

I've had one evap line on a cheapie before - this is a Boots one where you'd see a cross for a BFP and I can see a thin line. Told MSB who after last time simply told me not to get my hopes up but test again tomorrow....
I'm really pleased to hear timing will work out for next cycle cavey :)
norf do you have a laptop and you could work from bed?

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