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The BESH Eurovision Song Contest eva

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eurochick · 13/04/2012 13:56

Asseyez-vous mes amies and ready yourselves for the BESH Eurovision contest ever. Get ready with your Central European fashion, transvestites and inability to sing anything in tune. Get ready to rip your skirts off and leave your other halves no option but to make their mind up (do you see what I did there?) to get down to some swi and do your best not to think of Terry Wogan at any point in the proceedings. Finally, get ready to yell ?nul points? at the evil Droid should it dare to make an appearance.

Newbies, approach in high euro-camp mode, find and complete the BESHtionnaire to let us judge whether you are cynical and menkul enough to join us.

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BuggerlugsTheFirst · 30/04/2012 19:20

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 30/04/2012 19:32

Always the ironic way bugs. Glad to hear the boob grope made me feel better :) We have only had the sechs when I felt well enough this cycle and happened to time it well. Always helps when you ov over a weekend.
Still no spotting here despite obsessive knicker checking. Feeling very ropey, different to the recent illness. Seriously menkul.

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 30/04/2012 19:55

I think droid is due Tuesday/Wednesday so maybe Wednesday if my temps stay up.
Envy about your holibobs! Lucky you. MSB wants to go abroad in the Autumn if I'm not diffed which would be nice.

CaveMum · 30/04/2012 21:34

Evening all. I've had a chat with HWHNN about everything and we've agreed to hold off on me testing/starting the Clomid again till Friday. That will mean CD14 (approx when I "usually" [ironic laugh] ovulate) will fall on 18 May, by which time HWHNN will be back from a certain sandy place.

Still keeping everything crossed for you both Faithy and Bugs

FriendofDorothy · 30/04/2012 22:01

I am 7 weeks now. The time seems to be properly dragging!

LauraBunnyBoilerPalmer · 30/04/2012 22:01
Northey · 30/04/2012 22:20

What have you been up to that requires a menkul, missy?

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 30/04/2012 22:24

Laura you'd need to NC before you can menkul on Conception boards without a BESH keeping their beady eye on you! Tis luffly to see you anyway. Do share what you've been up to?!

LauraBunnyBoilerPalmer · 30/04/2012 22:42

What've I been up to...? I've been stalking you all religiously, mes luffly BESH! Grin And doin' a little sumpthin' sechy avec TOM. Without being particularly careful. (But honestly, I don't think it was at the right time even though I've been pouring over my calendar dates trying desperately to figure out if there is some wonderful way that it was at the right time !)

So, I've POAS daily since Thursday but I think that today is only 9 or 10 DPO. I'm
such a freak...

Forcing myself to lay off the sticks until Wednesday. I'm probably just confusing much-hoped-for updiffedness symptoms with delayed droidage anyway. (Irritating how easy it is to forget that they feel almost exactly the same...)

Northey · 30/04/2012 22:45

Ooh you great tart. Is sechsiness with TOM a regular sort of thing again?

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 30/04/2012 22:59

Aw bless you :) How are things with TOM?

LauraBunnyBoilerPalmer · 30/04/2012 23:11

It's going really well - thank you for asking! We're in month 3 of our 6-month 'trial separation to make the relationship work' thing and it's been very good for us. Have seen each other at least once a week, usually more. The best thing is that I finally feel re-connected with life again - I hadn't even realised how much I needed some space and time on my own. So I'm feeling optimistic that when we reach the end of this that we'll have worked through our pressing issues and we'll happily stay together. Smile

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 01/05/2012 07:36

I'm so happy for you! Sounds like this space was exactly what you needed. After everything you've gone through it was incredibly intense. I can imagine you meeting up and feeling like you're 'dating' again! Brilliant news :)
My temp has dropped a bit, not below the cover line but it looks like it's going that way :( I'll buy some tests today anyway. MSB has suggested we try OPKs next cycle too and agreed to the expensive ones! So if I'm not diffed we'll see if that helps.

Northey · 01/05/2012 07:51

Buggeration about the temperature, faith. Obviously the expensive sticks will make all the difference :)

laura, time apart was the best thing ever for our relationship, so I know just how you feel. I'm so pleased its working out for you.

My bloody droid has vanished again now. I really can't take these post-ectopic versions seriously as periods at all. I used to bleed for days, soaking super plus tampons through in an hour. Now all I seem to have is two days of spotting plus one day of blood which doesn't even fill a teeny tiny tampax lite. Is this actually a period at all?

I did a pre Clomid stick-piss this morning. BFN, obviously. So will pop my first pill later today.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 01/05/2012 08:11

Yes, trying to convince myself it dropped because it was early couldn't hold my wee in any longer and it did feel quite cold in the room! Still no spotting but I wonder if that'll turn up later. Oh why is this such a headf**k?!
norf my droids have got like that obviously without the ectopic Completely different to how they used to be and really short. Sometimes it's like it tries to get it over and done with in one day :( Good luck with clomid taking!

Northey · 01/05/2012 08:16

I have swallowed the pill! (with a cup of tea and three Blush slices f cherry cake)

Glad to hear your droids have done something similar. It's just so extremely different to what I had before, it's good to know that it counts as something tha someone else would recognise as a period.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 01/05/2012 08:33

In retrospect, my droids have got weird since I had the chemical pregnancy Hmm Stoopid ruddy hormones.
Well done for popping the Clomid! Cherry cake sounds yummy. I has beans on toast. Yum :)

Northey · 01/05/2012 08:36

I love food :)

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 01/05/2012 08:56

Mmm I also had a GF Belgian chocolate wafer biscuit - it's actually the nicest GF biscuit ever. Imagine a Kit Kat covered in Belgian chocolate! That's what it tastes like. Mmmmm.
I'm not obsessively looking at charts on FF, oh no, not me!

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 01/05/2012 09:30

norf is it sad all we've talked about this morning is baybee making and food? And the on,y task I have today is to go and buy pee sticks?! I might start packing for our holiday and sorting through some of the boxes. That's be a productive use of my time!

Northey · 01/05/2012 10:30

Just got my dates for baseline and tracking scan. Ulp! And I feel a bit sick. But that's probably fom cherry cake rather than an early side effect.

LauraBunnyBoilerPalmer · 01/05/2012 10:33

"My teeth ache...do you think I'm updiffed?"

LauraBunnyBoilerPalmer · 01/05/2012 10:36

Lower back ache today, usually the sign of pending droidage. And sore-throaty feverish, so I'm assuming my cycle has been completely jacked up from massive time zone travel, jet lag, stress and a burgeoning cold. Blah.

Cherry cake sounds yummy...

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