The BESH Eurovision Song Contest eva

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Asseyez-vous mes amies and ready yourselves for the BESH Eurovision contest ever. Get ready with your Central European fashion, transvestites and inability to sing anything in tune. Get ready to rip your skirts off and leave your other halves no option but to make their mind up (do you see what I did there?) to get down to some swi and do your best not to think of Terry Wogan at any point in the proceedings. Finally, get ready to yell ?nul points? at the evil Droid should it dare to make an appearance.

Newbies, approach in high euro-camp mode, find and complete the BESHtionnaire to let us judge whether you are cynical and menkul enough to join us.

I'm watching Ten Things I Hate About You on Film4. I luff this film

norf I generally prefer the 90s films, I realised I'd seen 1 and 3 but never 2. I preferred the first one but it kept us amused.
cavey I bought that on dvd and watched it one day last week then saw it was going to be on tv! Never mind, I luff it, tis hilarious I'd totally forgotten the scene where he sings to her..

I luffs that film too.

I can't stop squeezing my boobs. There is a very fractional tenderness, I think.

Hola BESH, greetings from España.
Temp remains the same this morning so continues to look pretty. Don't think I've ever had such a consistent chart before.
norf you just inspired me to squeeze my boobs. They're not very tender

Ciao signori d'Italia!

I can squeeze mine too, and they are tender, which is clear hormonal (but not of That Kind), as I am laying an egg in 4 hours approx. Injecting is actually very okay, I don't find it difficult, but I think SB should feel some of the pain, as all he has to do is get to the hospital on time and do his thing (which he is currently failing at).

Love River Cottage Veg :)

Not much else to report as submitting The Assignment by 9am, and doing some last minute adjustments (read: proof reading for glaring errors).

lemmy can't you stick in pin in SB so he shares your pain and now clearly he needs a kick up the araenright now! Hope you get the assignment sorted.
I'll be ringing the gynae clinic and trying not to be too sarky since the person on the end of the phone is unlikely to be the one who sent the appointment out!
never watched any River cottage

Norf, good luck at your appointment today. Repeat after me: "I'm not leaving without the Clomid!"

Got the extra sex in last night, while the rice was cooking for dinner!
It was HWHNN's idea, he asked how long the rice would take to cook then said "Well let's go and do it while we're waiting!" romantic!

Just to join in on the boob squeezing, I have done so but no tenderness to report. Then again I never get anything in that department, not even pre-droid, so I'm not surprised!

cavey! And they say romance is dead!
Oh yes norf I hope you have been practising! Are you travelling back to the big smoke for your appointment?

lemmy, stop fanning around and get back to your assignment!

Nice work cavey. Yesterday I asked AMNH if he could manage it in the 45 minutes before my bus left The conversation started at 10.11. I was putting my knickers back on at 10.20.

Am back in the smoke now, fee. Really worried about the lack of appointment letter, even though I've phone twice to query and been told it's not a problem. Going for a walk in a aec to run through my history in my head (I forget now what's happened in which year!). And to practise "I'm not leaving without the Clomid."

Go girl! We believe in you!

I shall probably blurt it out before I've even sat down and they shall look at me as though I'm mad.

I'm sure they've seen worse in their time norf and people who have less cause to be frustrated than yourself!
Well I rang the gynae clinic. Apparently I'd been automatically discharged because I DNA'd. Aibu to be mightily pissed off about that? I am going to do a complaint because otherwise it'll happen to other people too! Anyway she removed the DNA from my appointment and booked me in for this Friday instead. Not sure if MSB will be able to come but I doubt they'll do much/say much other than maybe offer a repeat SA for MSB to check the drugs have helped that but hey hi, at least they haven't given up on me yet!

Assignment handed in (why is there no proud emoticon?) Thanks for the kick up the butt, norf. Btw, why don't you write your history down (in a nice coffee shop with lots of evil caffeine)? And write the mantra over the top.

Go fee with ringing the gynae people. I have been very hormonal from the trigger this time, so I would do badly at the not sarky complaining. But you seem nice.

at the rice cooking/bus waiting quickies. We have tried that one with pasta. Ze sechsing took longer, dinner was disgusting as a result. But hey... I tried to convince SB to come back for a go au naturel after doing his deposit and before me going in to pick it up, but he declined the offer :(

Btw fee have you called to see your GP again about the pain? And muchos respect for the sechsing despite it (we have had months off when I've broken parts of me).

X-post with your update fatih. You are soooo not being unreasonable. Go with the complaint, it is ridiculous. How can they be surprised about the number of no shows if they send the appointments out this late... Big well done on getting a new one booked for Friday.

fee or fatih or faith, you know who I mean, right?

Yup I'll answer to any of them! Pain not quite so bad this morning but I haven't got out of bed yet! and hadn't got the oomph to fight for a Monday appointment. If I'm no better tomorrow I'll get one then.

No need to get out of bed this early, faith. You are off ill after all. Did MSB go to see the show, btw? I am cold and nervous. Nothing will get done between now and leaving for the iui-time...

When do you leave for iui, lem? I'm not up till this afternoon so am twiddling my thumbs for a few hours.

In about 10 minutes norf. Thumb twiddling is annoying. Any chance of something fun or pleasant to do in between?

Oh, I get so nervous that my tummy is rumbling, it is hardly surprising my intestines play havock with most scans... Let's just hope no wind needs to escape when I am in the stirrups.

Was planning a walk but it looks like rain. I really should get out though.

A nice walk sounds like a good distraction. Go norfy go. (And I'll pack my bag and find my brolly, it is grey here too).

If we're sharing that sort of thing, I could mention that my intestines are feeling somewhat...splattery today. And my hospitals loos are never really soundproof :(