Le BESH est trying to win un petit baybee.

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Overwhelming melancholy sums it up dor.

Bugs I tried that once. Had the same reaction. Never again.

I have just spazzed up. I just spent ages lovingly making macaroons to take into work as it is my burfday demain. Our cleaner has overzealously cleaned our cooker so you cannot see the symbols on the knobs properly anymore. I grilled them. The living room is now full of smoke and my macaroons look like charcoal tablets. Arsebiscuits. Quite literally.

Bonne anniversaire, chère euro. Passez vous une nice journée? What a bugger about the macaroons. And waste of ingredients as well as time. Did you do an emergency cake shop dash this morning?

Merci, mesdames. Luckily I only grilled the first batch. The second lot hadn't gone in. I had to supplement from M&S but at least some survived!

Bonne anniversaire, euro!

Happy birthday to vous Euro!

It's my boss' 70th today and we (10 of us) polished off 3 bottles of champagne over lunch, so I can't see much work happening this afternoon

Ooh, nouveau nom?

Bugs I was also in Boots buying Conceive Plus today and I wasn't invited to join the Parenting Club. Maybe the fact that I was buying ubermegaflow sanitary towels, ov tests and preg tests as well told the till to back the fvk off!

Eeeevil Boots till programmer. I lost my Conceive Plus in the move. Along with my vibrator :(

Happy Birthday Euro :)

Happy birthday Euro :)

Hi Besh ladies, it seems you have all been busy since I last checked in.

Laura, sorry to hear things are shitty. Hope the separation allows you both time to think and that you do get back together at the end.

Happy Birthday Euro, hope you have a good day.

I am busy menkulling like a good un. Got a bfp, on the 7th Jan:good. Started bleeding on 10th Jan:bad. Bleeding stopped after 3 days:good, no other symtoms:bad. Tested every fricking day since the bleeding:menkul but all +ve. Saw my gp this morning who has referred me for an early scan as last time no symptoms+early bleed = miscarriage at 10 weeks.

Aaarrrghgghh. How am I supposed to concentrate at work. I have crazy important deadline at the end of the month.

bugs I never think of buying things like that on Amazon. They are horrendously expensive in Boots. I don't usually bother with the pish sticks as I temp and just make sure we have swi from the end of Droid until after the temp rise but after last month's late ov fiasco and my uncertainty as to when to start the steroids (so I think I started them too late) I thought I would give them a go again. I also need to go for a pre-ov monitoring scan and I am not sure when that will be in light of my last cycle so I have to book in when I get a smiley face.

Yay for a BFP tea. I know people who had early PG bleeds and the pregnancy was fine, so I understand that you are worried but a few days of bleeding doesn't mean anything is wrong. When is your early scan?

Euro, ov sticks are much cheapness on amazon and they deliver pretty speedily too. Would recommend if you do need them for future months.

Thanks for reassurance, early scan is not til next Tuesday so I have 5 more days of crazy obsessing to get through.

Alors, c'est quiet in here.

Felicitations, blacktea! Fingers crossed for Tuesday.

And felicitations on the excellent sounding pant snot bugger. Well done for getting an insta-shag straight in there.

Another fucking bfn this morning on CD55. It's not so much the bfns that are pissing me off, it's the fact that if I am not pregnant then my cycles are lengthening out again, after all the fecking work to shorten them.

Sorry for denying all the nekkid dancing, work has kept me too busy to post. I'm not sure I could get a private scan between now and Tuesday so I will just have to wait and wait and wait. According to LMP I am nearly 7 weeks but I have a 40 day cycle and ov'd on day 25 which screws up the little wheel thing. I think I am only 6 weeks, we shall see.

Good work on the shagging Bugs, keep it up for the next few days. I have everything crossed for you. I managed to get this bfp in my second cycle after miscarriage - waited for droid to check all was ok.

Northey long cycles are an arse.

Nice work bugs.

I used to get lovely EWCM every month. It seems to have disappeared. I am not sure if that is because all of the shagging around that time means it ends up mixed up with other stuff so I just don't notice it or whether I am a dried up old harriden at the age of 36.

OMG congrats blacktea I had a bit of bleeding at just before 6 weeks and was convinced I was heading for mc number 3 but he is wriggling away quite happily in there now. Everything is crossed for your scan!

What up BESHes?!

Blacktea tentative congrats [flashes knickers]

Very quiet round here lately. Nothing to report in my world. It's Shag O'Clock this weekend, so hope HWHNN is in a good mood!!

Oh bugs. :( That's sh1t (but your EWCM-triggered shag might have done teh trick anyway you know). Go and have fun together for the next couple of weeks and get things back on track.

That is truly Merde. A month off isn't going to hurt in the grand scheme of things but feels like at waste at the time. Go and have some fun with GP.