Le BESH est trying to win un petit baybee.

[HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby]

Bring your best Franglais and gin. Newbies always welcome, complete la BESHtionnaire et nous will judge assess vous accordingly.

I completely agree, Boo. It's just attention seeking and not only does it demean childbirth, but it demeans everyone involved in that birth, whether they have a choice in it or not.

Also, when it comes down to it, it can be pretty bloody gross! Bloody being the operative word, and I'm not generally squeamish.

boo in the age of facebook it would seem that nothing is private anymore. Sadly. Next they will be broadcasting the process of making the baby too. It's just a matter of time...

Maybe we should start oversharing on facebook as well.

"... got a BFN again today!"

"... has had 15 shags this cycle and counting!"

"... is wondering what counts as egg white" (with new profile pic)

Quite, Nothey, quite.

Unmistakeable rumblings in my womble ce matin - Droid is on it's way. Shag dictator set up and antibiotics course will be finished soon so all steam ahead for a MASSIVE ALL OUT January effort. (PMA).

Btw Kat, I think the act of erm.. baybee making.. is often shown on the internet on certain kinds of sites

yes, it is indeed, but not with people we know in real life doing it! Unless you have porn stars for mates. nobody is putting it on their Wall Photos yet. It would be funnier if they did. It would not be porn-tastic at all. As everyone knows, having an enforced shag because it is CD15 when you would rather be watching the telly in your PJs is not exactly the sexiest thing going. I don't think TTC themed porn is likely to take off any time soon. Although people who get off on wee related stuff would enjoy all the stick action perhaps?

Bonjour le BESH, just checking in before we head off to this dance do this evening. I'll try to get some good photos to share.

Re. Facebook bores, I have one with a weekly baby update ticker-thing. You know the sort of thing "I'm 18 weeks and the size of a small badger", nonsense. I'm planning on blocking her, she's someone I used to go out drinking with in my early 20s. She's 3 years younger than me and pregnant with her 3rd child all by different fathers, single parent, etc [judgemental]

Morning ladies. I wish Droid would just Come The Fvk On. I'm bored of waiting now. It's CD34 and this is my longest cycle in years. I'm 14dpo so this should be it. My temp is down, a second BFN this morning so I just want to get on with it. At CD1 I am supposed to phone the IVF clinic and then on CD2 I start taking the Letrozole again. Fun fun fun.

What day are you on, euro? Sorry for forgetting, but do you normally have bonkers cycles?

Also, sorry for this mornjng's bfn :(

Fun fun fun indeed :(. Sounds like a massively annoying headfuck, euro

I have droidache and and sitting at the computer with a hot water bottle clamped to my belly. Tis very lucky for me I work at home at the moment.

As for the TTC-related broadcast, katkin, then there would definitely be a market for it. There are people out there who get off on anything . In fact, this could be a whole new theme. Let's think:

Her: Come on, we have to do it.
Him: (plaintive) Can I just watch this? And I'm, knackered.
Her: No! (impatient) It must be now! I have three bars and an egg on the Shag Dictator!
Him: (gets up from sofa with heavy sigh)

Cuts to bedroom. Light is on. Couple are shagging, but in their pyjamas. A copy of TCOYF is by the bed, along with some Conception vitamins, Agnus Castus, and a half empty tube of Pre-seed. On the shelf are several other conception-themed books

Her: Ow. Ow! Hang on. Just let me have a squirt of this (reaches for Pre-seed)

And so on. What do you think?

TheMister and I occasionally giggle at the thought of doing Conceive Plus adverts. I couldn't stop laughing, when mid-action he grabbed the tube and smiled cheesily, as if he was smiling at a camera.

Loving the POAS porn.

Man gamely fondles woman's breasts. Woman kindly but firmly moves his hands away and pulls him straight on top of her.

Him (interior voiceover thing): Fuck, I'm not ready.
Her (interior voiceover thing): Within ten thrusts would be ideal.

I believe traditionally one snorted it through a rolled up 20, bugs. Though that was in my lurker days.

I have been snorting baybeedust for so long I now have my own solid gold plated baybeedust snorter.

Droid here NOW. One day early, taking my cycle down to 24 days. Bloody hell, time is really running out for me.

Dor, I might try that for a laugh. Lord knows I need a laugh at the moment.

rie you have a glittering career ahead of you in script writing. The BBC could make a good comedy along those lines. I laughed anyway :)

I apparently ovulated on day 9 - day fucking 9 I ask you. So, if my LP is only 14 days then this cycle should be 23 days long. They have really been weird since I started on with acupuncture!

I think that actually that was what boo was hinting at, Bugger.