Le BESH est trying to win un petit baybee.

[HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby]

Bring your best Franglais and gin. Newbies always welcome, complete la BESHtionnaire et nous will judge assess vous accordingly.

Sorry to hear your news about Delilah Dor.

At least you know what the problem is and your vet has been able to offer treatment of sorts.

Big kitty cuddles for Delilah, and for you Dor

Poor Delilah.:(

Where's that Rie anyway? Any news?

I'm in Corby, in Northamptonshire. Easy striking distance of most Midlands-ish locations, hour on the train from London.

Did you miss me out because you know my location or because I am not invited?! Meangirlz.

Purring strokes for Delilah et Dory

I'm in for a gathering, but must talk schedules as I've got some jobs booked in spring/early summer.

Can't pm from phone Euro but had a really lovely RL time with you last night. Must do again, soon!

Don't fit around me darlings, you sort it and let me know and I'll come if I can. Am Midlands.

Seeing as we were discussing Sherlock and the deliciousness that is Benedict Cumberbatch the other week I have stumbled across [fans self] [faints]

The camera work is very suspect and headache inducing but I swear my uterus did a back flip at around the 35 second mark

Won't be able to make anything I'm afraid as I'm a) too poor and b) too far away. But have a lovely time wherever you are!

No actual droid yet Boo. Probably tomorrow. Boobs are a bit less hurty I think, so think probably game over quite apart from other factor of negative pregnancy test.

Oh fuck, not again :( ARSE IT.

Mine's on it's way too - I think I will blame the antibiotics this month.

I just want Droid tgo arrive now. I am bored of waiting. I feel like it is on its way so just want the inevitable to happen.

Oh cavey you have done funny things to me with that video! Much too sexy. Although I don't like him as much with the lighter coloured hair. i only watch Sherlock because he is in it really.
Hope you are getting on fine so far with the shag dictator. Remember the first couple of months it is still "getting to know you" so always err on the side of just in case shagging. that said, the first time I used it, it gave me NINE high days before a peak. Nine days of sex was never really going to happen!

Yes to London or nearby. I probably couldn't commit to travelling outside London as I often end up working weekends, etc.

Is Faith doing ok? Please to give her my best :)

It's a no from me BESH. I need to save all my £££ for winning an IVF baybee.

I wish I could come, but the flights rule me out. Sometimes living on an island is rubbish!

Oh dear God. A FB 'acquaintance' has put pictures on FB of her baby being born... including full blood, gore and C-section. She also has a whole section on baby's first shit. Give me strength.

Wow, that's taking FB baby bore-ship to a whole new level.

Block her from your home feed.

We will all be able to get revenge one day, Beshes, by boring our friends AT LENGTH with details of our offspring's fecal movements. One of my friends started talking about her toddler's poo. While we were eating curry. I will have my revenge. Mwahahahaha. Now I just need to manufacture a little poo machine...

Oh holy fuck. Do you think it's actually a conspiracy? "Let's see how far we can push the barrens before they snap?"

I am interested in the pregnancies of my close and beloved friends and also love watching progs like OBEM but despite that anyone who showed the fucking details of their labour on facebook would be deleted pretty bloody sharpish. It's just so bloody horrid. It's meant to be PRIVATE. It's special and intimate and broadcasting it live on FB just demeans the whole thing.