Le BESH est trying to win un petit baybee.

[HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby]

Bring your best Franglais and gin. Newbies always welcome, complete la BESHtionnaire et nous will judge assess vous accordingly.

Kittens and puppies soothe all ills

Ah Bugger we must have the same idea as I've always talked about purple wee. No drama though.

Kat I feckin love IKEA dinners. I'm up for meeting there too

And look after it in rotation, bugs? Couriering it to whichever BESH most needs a snuggle at any particular moment? :)

There are quite a lot of cat people here, aren't there? Or am I imagining it? Do you have a cat as well as a dog, buggerlugs? I know faithy had gerbils...

I wants a PONY.

Ponies might be tricky to post Boo

J'ai un chat, il s'appelle "Molly", or Le Destroyer des Mondes

I'm not sharing my pony. And he's called Shadowfax.

J'ai trois chats. Mais je voudrais un pony.

J'ai un chat. L'autre as moved 'ouse. Je VEUX un Pony. :o

Je n'ai pas d'animal. Je ne suis pas un pet person. Je thinke that un hamster est le right size pour le Royal Mail postal transfert.

There you go. You'll be reet now.

I like the idea of a BESH pet. We almost got a kitten a couple of years ago but ended up buying a sofa instead. The sofa is pretty but has turned out to be less affectionate than I had hoped...

Poor euro, stroking her sofa hopefully and getting nothing back.

Was today going to be 12ish weeks for you, luggerbugs?

Aww. I know the feeling. I had imagined telling in laws when we saw them at Christmas, so was definitely low when we couldn't do that after all. Have you got any more imagined milestones like that, or was that the last one?

Forgot to buy a stick today, so will buy it tomorrow and piss on it on Thursday. Maybe.

Anyway, I was me me me all morning about the bloody removal men. Surely it's someone else's go now.

Northey what did you decide on the tip front? Nothing? £10? £20? Or something cheese-based?

My tip would be: 'Don't scrape the furniture on the walls'. Ba-dum tish.