Le BESH est trying to win un petit baybee.

[HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby]

Bring your best Franglais and gin. Newbies always welcome, complete la BESHtionnaire et nous will judge assess vous accordingly.

I thought I had done a massive clear out before this. And now I realise I had just rearranged things :(

Also, either my droid is on the very verge of appearing or I am turned on by house-moving.

Bonjour Aries. Je suis waiting for les carpet-fitteurs who can't be arsed to telephoner moi et letter moi know quelle heure the ignorant people will be arriving. Je suis stuck waiting in all day. Je suis totally glued to mon sofa. Shame.

Bon courage with the ruthless sorting aries et bon courage with the house move northey

Not that i often call other people's relatives names, but how twattish of him, bugs.

Purple wee patent is mine Bugs!

Am on phone but wanted to send some calming vibes to Northwindgales.

I am back at work. Need to get out of holiday mode though or I'll never get anything done.

I once nearly started a thread called "The Terrible Poignancy of the Deflating Boobs".

I got given some medication last year that said "warning, may discolour urine, this is normal, don't be alarmed"

I was waiting for exciting technicolour purple wee and it never happened. I was quite disappointed although the stuff did clear up the infection so can't complain too much.

Yep, it's progesterone, Rie. Over 25 or 30 (depending on the doc) at 7dpo is supposed to indicate ov has occurred, so 59 is nice and high.

Eek about the boobs lugs. That is simply not fair.

Purple wee when pg would be so helpful.

My wee is much yellower since taking the Wrll Womam preconception vitamins [over share]

Apparently too much beetroot will turn your wee purple.

Also, did you know the reason they always use blue liquid in panty liner/ sanitary adverts? Red is considered too gross, yellow looks like wee and green looks diseased.

[font of useless information]

That'll be the B vitamins, Cavey. Pregnacare and Berocca have the same effect on me. Some days it is almost luminous!

Yes, that always makes my hackles rise. Blood is RED. Get OVER IT.

Je travaille aujourd'hui. J'ai un day off tomorrow and then aprés je suis working full time for the first time in 4 years. I am slightly afraid. But SO looking forward to Le cash.

Oooh tres bien about le full time travail et les extra pounds. Fantastique!

Le carpet fitteur est arrivé. Je supervise le travail from le sofa. je inspecte le ikea website. Je suis well overdue a visite to ikea. J'adore les meatballs.

Moi aussi Kat can we have an IKEA meet up? Which one do you go to?

Usually le IKEA de Milton Keynes. Je used to habite in MK tres close to IKEA. Often I went there for my dinner when i couldn't be arsed cooking. Je suis aussi dans le travelling distance to the IKEA de Birmingham.

Aha mon petit choux, L'Ikea de Birmingham est seulement la bas pour moi, et Je trouve que nous sommes aller chez lui immediatement.

Un meet up est une excellente idee. Mais avec le full time work, tu es going to be tres busy, non? Moi, j'ai all day for dossing around the shops et can be tres flexible. Possiblement le end of le month when I have got some more cash? Or any time pour le window browsing.

Sendez moi un message when you want to aller a IKEA.

Anyone pour le IKEA pres de Wembley? J'habiterai là pour 5 jours encore...

Ah non, je t'awarde un A* pour le correct future tense ending. Prenez un sticker avec un smiley face :)

Merci bien, mon chou!

I have waved off the nice removal men from my parents' house, where they have dropped some interim storage stuff. And I have plundered my sister's selection box and collapsed. Now it is all Nameless Boyfriend's problem at the other end. Mwa ha ha ha ha haargh!

Jeunes filles! We do not fight in zees fred! Especially not sur le sujet de la purple wee!

Good luck with the full time work, boolala. Think of the full time money :)

Kittens and puppies soothe the most anguished heart. Their huge paws and eager wriggly bodies and little tails stiff with the effort of staying upright!