Ah, Mooley. I'm afraid SWI on days 5, 22 & 25 is not considered useful! We were banging away for at least 3 days during the fertile time, but with no ta-dah, couldn't really count it...
Besides which, the witch got me earlier while my new front door was being fitted (timing).
Onwards to a new cycle with SWIEOD but no FDHOWTOT&M (see if you can work it out!)
Festie I sing the same song, with variations in the verses. If foreplay doesn't work, that usually does the trick (I make it do a little dance too, with movements accompanying said song).
Should have been a puppeteer!
If this thread (or series of) has taught me anything, it's that it doesn't matter how much CM you have, or what your cycle length is like, or how many times you stick thermometers in your orifices, for some of us, it's just bloody difficult to conceive.
My top tip for this next cycle is going to be visualisation. After every session, I will visualise the sperm swimming up, burrowing in, light shining out in a cool big bang kind of way, and then said eggy-weg rolling out of my fallopians like some sort of slow-mo pinball game, bouncing into womb and burrowing deep. I figure I have to believe it to see it.
New TV program idea! Paul McKenna: I Can Make You Pregnant.