Mid-30s BESH Ski Hut: Hot toddies & mounties. Fur knickers optional.

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I declare this Ski Season open!

I am SO bitter today I am choking on it. I could make a Bitter Pie with my bitterness. Pureed bitter anyone?

I may go hunting for an argument. Care to join?

am gutted for you, Aries.

Oh no. It'll end in tears I tell you. Go and think horrible things and read anger making threads, but then come back to the safe warm Ski Hut for luffs and soothings. I am the world's biggest coward and hate all confrontation.

Thanks Meds. Really 'preciate you popping over too. Have a :) and a for bubs. xx

I woke MS up this morning by shouting OH CUNT very loudly as I realised droid was in da house. Rie pass me that bitter puree I was so hopeful that one of us would be diffed. FFS if la Beckham can do it.....I would join you in the argument hunt but I tend to come off worse as am not very witty with my responses.

Luff all the BESHes. You lot all get it

I think alcohol should be added to the bitter puree. We should drink it whilst singing maudlin songs with our arms about each other.

Snogs and punches all round.

Let us be honest though - even if she is diffed, which of us in our right minds would ever want to be Victoria Beckham?

BB you are terrifying when you are full of Rage. I likes it

Angeratdroidus Bitters?

How about simply "A pint of Bitter?"

and can't swear as am on works computer but am in spirit. Gin and bitter lemon anyone?

Erm, sorry to put even more of a downer on things but me three I'll have a pint please, of gin.

Fuck this for a game of soldiers, Truffles. Have a pint of BitterGin on me :(:(:(

Sneaked home for lunch so I could catch up. What is this fecking megadroiding bollocks? Am :( for you all my gorgeous sassy BESHbeasts.

*to

It's truely ridiculous Truffs.

Right. One of us has to be diffed next month. It just simply HAS to happen.

at Rockets cocktail.

Right, back to work.

Hmmm.... chocolate eclairs....

Aries - if you find an argument, could you give us the link? As for the teenage differ, didn't Alps say something about her being flooded...?

As I work shifts, my schedule has me off today. Which is lucky, as am still in full flow. Honestly, my blood supply seems endless. I even ran for a bus yesterday and my DP turned to me and said, "you'd be handy in a fight..." I took that as a compliment.

Someone else was flooded Brownie. But it was a nice thought :)

Still bleeding eh? :( Are you taking lots of iron? Has it slowed down at all?

Not Truffles as well? What is going on? Have we had any wins at all this thread? Surely we are due at least one.

Hooter I've calmed down now after drinking my Horlicks. Apologies to anyone diffed or who has any children - you are free to buy lovely baby trinkets and decorate your homes as you wish of course!

Brownie that is a massive bunch of evil arse. Keep eating the steaks. You are a DHB of the hardest variety and I salute you. With this slightly eaten chocolate eclair.

Hmmm... Chocolate... Really don't reckon I'm hard. Just hate doctors etc, and am really reluctant to have an op if my body will sort itself out on it's own. But am bored of this. Have another scan booked for Friday (the first available), and will go from there. Sigh.

As for droids all round - what a bloody fucker. Have employed <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.virginmedia.com/images/xena-warrior-princess.jpg&imgrefurl=www.virginmedia.com/tvradio/galleries/tvsupheroes.php%3Fssid%3D3&usg=__x6pqMO2FtPdLDzlBcfyNx4ZTAzA=&h=400&w=280&sz=41&hl=en&start=0&sig2=N0Z0yJaE6deilPtcM_UXzQ&zoom=1&tbnid=gL-oyBE1YIZYxM:&tbnh=168&tbnw=124&ei=_F80TY_eO82FhQf4y72cCw&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dxena%2Bwarrior%2Bprincess%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Den%26biw%3D1281%26bih%3D680%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=693&vpy=98&dur=1185&hovh=268&hovw=188&tx=91&ty=170&oei=_F80TY_eO82FhQf4y72cCw&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">her to sort them out for you. I will sit back and drink while I watch...

Having a pint of bitter in your honour Aries.

And a pint of gin in yours Truff.

And a gin and bitter lemon for you SunnyD.

And a whisky sour for me...

Now I am drunk I will go shopping online and but shite I don't need!

Thanks for the pint BrownOwl and nicely sloshed now and the world looks fuzzier round the edges but what shit you are dealing with. Total and utter cahoonas. I hope Xena can cheer you up nicely with a few buttock flashes slash buzzwam jiggles.

I have bought myself a few things from Brand Alley as I tend to find shopping distracts me for a little while. That and eating of course. After having only 8 droids show up in the last year, I am seeing a positive in the last 3 cycles being 29, 31 and now 28 days.

I am also seeing a small (will probably increase in size as the week progresses) silver lining in the fact that I can now indulge in the full body massage, super hot sauna and longest ever jacuzzi-lounging whilst I am spaing on Thursday and Friday. Regardless of my DHB BESH status, I would still have struggled to ignore the warnings if diffed. Hopefully the bleeping, rusty wanker will have fucked off by then as well so I don't have to worry about ruining the lovely snowy white spa towels with 'itty bitty brahn'

um.. what is a DHB? Have been grinning in a confused fashion until now.

ps Truffs am currently still beating myself up over the visit to the hot springs in NZ whilst diffed. I didn't even go into the really hot pools - only the ones at body temp and below, and even them not for long. Spent most of my time on the water slides with the kiddies, but nonetheless, can't help but wonder. It's a stupid, pointless exercise, and I know it's unlikely to be the reason, but in the absence of any health care professionals caring enough to speak to me about the potential reasons for my current mc, my mind does wander all over the place and berate me. Stupid mind. I might switch to tequila. I may not remember the rest of the day/evening, but at least I will wake up knowing I enjoyed it!

Double Hard Bitch / Bastard

and pliz to stop with berating self? I know it's hard not to try for a logical explanation for all of this shit but you know you haven;t done anything wrong. It's just fate being an absolute head fuck.

soz about rant. Am off to buy some bananas or something else equally interesting.