Mid-30s BESH Ski Hut: Hot toddies & mounties. Fur knickers optional.

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I declare this Ski Season open!

Fuckity fucksticks. Sorry Sunny and Rie - what a nasty, horrid shitty droid fucker. Have some Bitter herbs and Angostura bitters. But drink some lovely champers to wash it down to celebrate you both being amazing human beens and not complete twat cunts a la the Beckhams. You WILL win those baybees soon. That goes for you too BB, Truffs, Boo and anyone else I've left off.

cunting cunty fucking cuntsticks. Mother(hood) fucking cunting droid with its fucking bastard evil cunting ways. Bastard.

ariel, sunny, truffs so soz. Bastard.

Home from work now:
mother fucking cunty twat sticks bollocks shitty shitty arse cracks! I second ourladyofgaga and you should all have a lovely bottle jereboam of champagne in the bath.

All this profanity has quite cheered me up. Thanks sistahs.

Fucknuts, arsecandles and cockhammers all round.

Does anyone else watch Glee? I likes it, and I am watching it.

I wouldn't call myself a dedicated fan, but I like it. No, I really like it - the characters are brilliant and the script is funny. And that's without all the singing and dancing.

You know that thread last week? And you know my reference to it this morning? Am I making any sense?

Yes, go on...

Can't

Have a look

ohhhhhhhhh, ri-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

S'like a bruise Rie, hurts when you touch it.

Britney episode of Glee is a true joy. I want to dance more in my life. Body Balance is all a bit bloody worthy!

Yet you can't help prodding!

That's it now, I've stopped.

I'm loving Glee more every time I watch it, though I don't know any of the names yet. Who's the dishy teacher?

(can't believe I used the word dishy. Women my mum's age say dishy )

Meaningless ramble alert!!

I don't usually watch Glee and can't help you with the names. But the evil woman gym teacher is so evil that I love her... She's one of the main reasons that on occasion I watch - she makes me laff loudly. That and I like the dancing. And the cheese...

Just finishing watching season 2 of Misfits. Again - Nathan, he's so awful... Though Kelly is my fav.

I'm bored, my OH managed to get sidetracked on the way home, and am feeling a little hurt and abandoned. Bloody hormones. Roll on next week/month. I'm actually looking forward to the menkulling and the woolfing and the bitter tears at monthly failure. Well, looking forward if a strong term. Am just looking forward to getting back to a semblance of normality. Or something.

Mr Scheuster (I don't think I spelt that right>

You must watch the first series - the Madonna episode is immense!

Dishy :o You'll be saying he's 'a catch' next and start talking about couples 'courting'

And Rie - he is dishy isn't he?

I hear ya, Browngirlinthering it's a routine of sorts. Hope you've stopped bleeding now.

Bitter indeed :( I spit on the evil droids on your behalf. Sending much wine and chocolate and voodoo vibes to your droids. I hate that day of the month and I hate it for getting you too.
Horrible horrible evil nasty droids - being stabbed and stamped on by me.

In 2ww news, I got both "peak" days apparently. But did that in previous months too so my optimism has waned. Was a good weekend though!

In other things in life, if I wanted something badly enough I just did my very best to get it. Isn't is so ridiculously frustrating that this just doesn't happen this way for the thing that we want the most?
I despise not being able to have any level of control over something so very fundamental in my life.

Oh Kat seems to be the way doesn't it? Happy woofle I am trying very hard to fuel menkul so am not staring at all!

Big fat gypsy wedding is on tonight! Pretend to watch to learn more about a culture so different to my own but actually I love the dresses!

kat you've hit the nail on the head, I think thats why its harder for the BESH as the older you get, the more in control of life you are used to being. Esp our generation of women who were taught if we wanted something we worked hard and went out and got it. Think thats why charting helped me, at least it gave the illusion of doing something proactive.

Kat absolutely bang on. I've always been a bit of a swot and think the babyfail came as a bit of a shock as I've been able to achieve whatever I wanted with hard work (I mean, within reason. It's not like my bathroom has gold taps and I wash my hair in Cristal). The thing that pees me off is that there isn't formula for success. In fact, it's more annoying than that because there actually is a cocking formula but even when you follow it exactly, you still don't win.

Yep - the lack of control is absolutely shite. You might as well roll a dice every month, the odds are about the same aren't they?

I too thoroughly enjoyed the sweary goodness further up the page. Fuckbadger cockweasel stoatfrottage.

And....back to work for me.

Yup - me too. The lack of control is the thing that really messes with my head too. Was single from ages 24 - 34, and didn't really think about wanting kids too much. Was pretty zen about it. Oh where is the zen now...? Sitting in the garden watching the fish swim by I guess. Sadly, I'm in bed watching the curtains.

Am still bleeding fuckit. Not gushing as heavily as Thurs/Fri, but like a heavy period now. Have tried to get an emergency ultrasound and the first available time was Friday (huh?). Spoke to my doctor who said that I'll need to wait until then before they think about getting me a D+C. So am still waiting. Ho hum. Am hoping that I'll stop bleeding before the ultrasound and all will be well for me work this weekend as intended.

15 minutes lunchbreak today inbetween appointments which meant I had to pass my house luckily.

This fecking bleeding is going on a bit too much for my liking Brownie

BrownB I am absolutely aghast at the state of the treatment you are receiving (or not receiving actually) and can't believe they have let you stay home and deal with it yourself when you are still bleeding. Is there nothing your GP can do to get a rocket up someone's arse to see you sooner? Failing that you could just rock up at A&E and wait until they scan you. Am sending strokes but also tequilla slammers so I'm not going too soft.

Hey up Hags. BB I agree with our Truffs surely someone can do something. It seems unfair for to just be told to 'get on with it'?

I'm a complete control freak. Maybe this is my body rebelling or just natures way of telling me to calm the fuck down. I was meant to go to the needles today but cancelled. I'm not going to chart my temps anymore either. I'm trying to 'relax'.

I'm a miserable fucker today. Going boxing now to pretend to kill someone (maybe my rage is the real reason I haven't won??)

Can I just say, not to anyone here, but because I'm rather fucking angry right now, Just fuck the fuck off.

That feels better. Thanks.