Mid-30s BESH Ski Hut: Hot toddies & mounties. Fur knickers optional.

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I declare this Ski Season open!

I'm doing the cigar in an obsessive manner fine thanks. Have had a nice glass of red.

No good with come of this

It's ALL WANK.

Tits? Tits? Did someone mention tits?

I remember the veiny thing Rocks, and nipples the size of fecking dinnerplates. They do return back to normal I promise (even when you still nurse on the odd occasion. like my goodself).

Weather is rainy here. Sechs fail last night due to drunken husband but smallchild fell asleep at 6.30pm tonight (while being forced to wcth Legally Blonde :o) so we is planning a massage. And I am insisting on a Depeche Mode soundtrack. Bloody hell that really is TMI isn't it? I might as well invite you all round to watch!

sorry ramster I should clarify that in my previous post I was referring to the noun 'wait' as in 'the wait is a bugger', rather than trying to subtley tell you to be more patient- I do apologise if it came across as the latter. I read it back just now and it looked like I was teliing you to cunting fucking wait, and that's just rude. You go too sunnyD , sounds like we can all go round to boo's to take your minds off it all anyway

(I am also a FCFU, although the BESH weren't around at the time- had had first appointment and they sent me away with instructions to redo my bloods on next CD1- never got there -best letter I ever got in my life was a week after molette was born, from FC saying that I hadn't completed paperwork, was I no longer interested in persuing treatment? )

Ooooh that's lovely arielautomatic, and newport beach is beautiful!

Yes massive Ospreys fan, Ryan Jones and Ian Gough drink in my local but I am too scared of them to make friends with them because they are fecking huge and I am starstruck How 'bout you? A blues fan maybe? This will be first non-boozey six nations in my adult life. I hope I still enjoy it!

sunny we went to egypt for our honeymoon, lots of scuba diving and snorkelling but also lots of snoozing in the sunshine after lunchtime mojitos. Was lovely although just where those shark attacks were so maybe I will stop trying to get people to go there!

Thank you for sharing boo, will there be any scented candles?

Good idea Biteme I'm on the case...

Bitey are you IN my house? I've just had the Egypt conversation I suggested Shark Bay but MS made some quip re jaws.....

Thought you'd be an Ospreys girl. To be honest, I don't really follow club rugby, but always like to see them and the Blues do well. In my learned opinion Ryan Jones should be replaced as captain - he doesn't seem to offer any real leadership and is often anonymous on the field. They are enormous those two - not surprised they're a little intimidating. We have Martyn Williams and Neil Jenkins and Ieuan Evans living near my parents, who we see from time to time. And Gareth Thomas came into the local bar once when I was there Hopefully I will have a non boozy tournament too. Living down here, people are less passionate, but we do have a pretty good local team who we go and watch sometimes.

My friend had to measure Gavin Henson once, inside leg and everything. He was a twat apparently, she said the other members of the Welsh team were much nicer. She actually had to measure them all, I think she might have had an enjoyable day :o Not that I was envious at all, not really into beefcake.

We were thinking about going to Tunisia on Friday, then they started rioting so was a good job we had thought better of it.

... and I hope you all enjoyed that.

Yes Rockette I'm glad you weren't already there. So have you decided where you're off to yet?

I don't know how I posted that twice, so far apart and with the spelling corrected. I am confused.

Did you leave yourself logged in Truffs?

I think I tried to edit at the time but it didn't work and as I'm on my phone it might have re-connected when I came back to catch up. Am sending my apologies for oddness.

No symptoms for me still, 11DPO now so am assuming I'm out again. I'm off to Hoar Cross Hall on Thursday to stay so am now hoping the droidular beast doesn't hang around and mess that up for me

I'm out. At least I have The Appointment. Hopefully they might explain why my body seems incapable of reproducing.

Rie what's new? < not at all suspicious>

I'm out too. Hint of a tint :(

Oh well, it was pointless nice dreaming. Feel like a twat, as usual.

Buggeration, SunnyD - buggeration and arse monkeys. I hope the Appointment goes well.

Another holibobs idea: lot are a right good laugh (Vassiliki in Greece was luffly). Nice and sunny, action-type stuff going on, even for beginners, or you can just sit on your arse on the beach eating tasty greek snacks.

Did someone mention petit fours?

Link fail.

Second attempt

Bum. Sorry to read that SunnyD, I had high hopes for you after the disappearing droid.

Both of you? Damn it all.

Fuck fuck fuck.

No twats here. Only the helpless pawns of the bitch called Mother Nature. No feeling stoopid pliz.

Oh no Ariel not you too. That's so unfair. I thought it was your month. Don't feel stupid lovely, I still get tricked even after 2 and a half years. Bollocks, I knew today was going to be rubbish. . Have a vat of sloe gin. Tis vintage you know.

Feck. Arse. Drink.

Natalie Fucking Fucking Portman. Jane off Eastenders. Every fucker is diffed apart from us. Fuck.

Victoria fucking Beckham.

How much would I like to speak to that girl who the other day told me that it's wrong to begrudge teenagers babies just because I can't have one too. Come 'ere, sweetheart.

argh rie and sunny ver ver disappointed for you both - bollocking fucking twatpants.

good luck for thursday sunshine

Tis true, everyone in the entire world is organising beautiful nurseries and cooing over gorgeous baby grow thingys and so on. I had to buy cute gifts on Saturday for my brother and SIL baby shower they are having. I can't wait to sit and chat about baybees all night and watch them receive beautiful baby gifts. What do you get if you have no baybee? You get left out of the Parent Club as you don't know anything cos you don't have children, and a load of heartache every month.

Come and be bitter with me Rie. We can make beautiful rooms for our cats and dress them in hats and swaddle them. Ah, I feel I am channelling the true spirit of BESH today. I wonder if blue electric crackly stuff will come spurting out of my fingers like The Emperor on Star Wars. I feel I am like him today, in looks and personality.