Mid-30s BESH Ski Hut: Hot toddies & mounties. Fur knickers optional.

[AlpinePony]

I declare this Ski Season open!

dimanche, ma cherie

Oh merci mon petit choux.

Cheesy 3.30am you say? How fucking delightful, it seems the beeping bastard takes no account of SLEEP and other such neccessities. Hope Mancheeze is feeling less D&V soon. Tis most repulsive.

Rie well done on the calm, tis the only way to proceed. I shall stand in front of you and prevent Alps destroying your kidneys. My kidneys are probably boned anyway from all the tasty cider I have drunk in the past.

Starrystarrybirfday Hoorah!

Hello all you luffly BESH ladies. Thank you for holding my virtual hand(s) yesterday - was much appreciated.

Am still alive, feeling a little drained and pathetic [and a little waspish if I'm honest], but otherwise well. The blood-letting has let up somewhat, so am much more comfortable.

We're about to have steak again tonight. My OH doesn't need an excuse to head outside and use his BBQ! Honestly - Canadian men.

Also - very jealous of the sechs action all round. Hope you're all having far more fun than us tonight.

its actually not my birthday til Friday, sorry for any confusion (though more time for present buying) I filled in some thread ages ago-it's only about the 5th time I've ever posted out of the palace, not like I'm attempting to join mumsnet royalty or anything
wotsit congratulations on popping your 'have virtual friends abuse the metaphor of your menstruation' cherry! Here, quaverdroid take that! and that! hiiiiiiiiyah! Sorry for your crappy night, but kudos on the tax completion- you're not one of them there grown ups are you?

chocolatebrownie glad to see you bit better Will be thinking of you if the sechs gets had, so you don't feel left out. Legs are shaven, so it may just happen.

inthealspsaswespeak shoop shoop, have much fun on your hols

Brownbearsarequiterare glad to hear you have your own personal mountie on hand to cook nice things.

Cheezers your night time antics don't sound so much fun. That bastard droid picks such great times to turn up.

Can I interest anyone in some M&S Morello Cherry Frangiapane? It's the best thing I've ever tasted.

Hmmm SunnyD. How is the amazing disappearing droid?

It's not here Rie. 1 day of strange browness. Then nuffink.

That sounds Very Interesting Indeed.

I think it's my body fucking with me. Taunting me. Leading me up the implantation path. I am taking inspiration from you and refusing to test until droid is late.

It is the Best Way. Nothing good can come of early testing.

won't it be fun to be diff buddies? If I have a girl and you have a boy, perhaps they'll get married?

Oooh we could sell our Mumsnet story and make ££££

When if at all might you test? Just wondering like??

laa laa laa laaa, can't hear you.

I was talking to my mum today about the whole waiting thing and she said to take a leaf out of her book - back in the day the doctor wouldn't test you unless you'd missed 2 periods. All this stuff we know now hey sometimes I think I'd be better off ignorant.

Very good advice, MaSunny.

You don't know if you've had an early miscarriage then, and a lot of heartache would be avoided.

Ooh how late is late enough? Hope you will be best diff buddies forever!
Sychronised sechs - excellent plan. I accomplished my mission before lunch but may attempt another!

Sometimes swi is brilliant!

I have been drinking posh red wine I purchased to assist the action hence my unusually positive mental attitude.

Happy shagging to anyone else who is ovulating and also pretending to their partner that they are three times more horny than is actually the case!

Oh but I think you would know but your experience would go unacknowledged by the medical profession.

It wouldn't take two months for many people to know. I think if you miscarried at 8 weeks you would know the truth in yourself, but it would not be official. Less support etc.
For most people the symptoms would have given it away and being more than a week late is unusual anyway. The "period" would be somewhat heavy and painful.

What no early testing would prevent is people who have had chemical pregnancies. If nobody could test until over a week late the pain of having a bfp at 9 dpo and then getting a period a week later would be spared.

Canapes went very well. Hope you have a better night Cheezylady

I am very suspicious of Sunny's wierd droid and Rie's lack thereof. This fred could be interesting...

Hello. Am drunk. Have been plied with wine and vodka by my friend. She also introduced me to the Joan Rivers fashion police programme, a book called 'Awkward Family Photos' (tear-inducing laughter) and a show called 'Rude Tube' which again is funny. I also singed my hair whilst lighting a fag off the gas hob. I'm just so classy.

Just checking in to see if Rie and Sunny have tested yet?

Shhh lady we're not mentioning the T word. Although I would like some sort of scheduling framework to pin my menkulling by proxy to.

Luff you truff for being as classy as me! I have very odd layers from pissed fag lighting off cookers, toasters etc.

halibut slaps all round can't stay am too suspicious and starey!

Reveals lurking self as far too greedy to refuse sunnypleasepoasandputmeoutofmymisery's cake. Not staring, or trying to remember where kidney's are. That is all.

Oh no it's not, in me news, we bought a baby carrier yesterday as half price in mamas and papas(nothing but the best for ma baybee) and practised with it last night. Had nothing baybee shaped and the cat got a bit bitey so had to use my old teddy bear. Childhood nostalgia plus the sight of the FDH in a baby carrier was vay tear provoking and ruined my thai take away!

I'm too scared to test. And besides have missed FMU.

I have The Appointment on Thurs so if bleeping fucker hasn't arrived by then (which it will, I know) I will POAS.

I had a spectacular row with a flatmate at uni because I constantly used the hob to light my fags. She accused me of 'being vile'.