Mid-30s BESH Ski Hut: Hot toddies & mounties. Fur knickers optional.

[AlpinePony]

I declare this Ski Season open!

YES. Punishable by castration. AND sniffing and stupid throat clearing. And excessive swallowing and snorting of snot

I bet neither Mitchell or Aragorn do ANY of those things. Actually Mitchell is a vampire, so won't fart either. He truly is perfection.

Like.

Oh those popping noises drive me wild with fury.

:O

You lot rock. You makes me larrrrrrrrrrrrf

Hairdressers who don't listen should be nailed to that tree along with my droid Rie. Can you go back and get her to cut the underneathy bits short LIKE YOU FECKING ASKED HER TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. Ahem.

:o even. bastared grin fail.

I am so sorry. Question mark fail also.

Hang on; how do we know vampires don't fart?

Robert whatshisface probably farts glitter.

because they don't eat beans? Or drink Stella?

Robert who?

Cedric Diggory

You are joking?!

Oh hang on...think I'm lost. Is Cedric being lusted after?

I think it's statutory if you're under 14

All is revealed here Riolady

Oh HIM. Yeurgh. Even at 14 I wouldn't have fancied him. I fancied Slash (oh dear God!)

I fancied Bono and Larry Mullen when I was 14. But I loved nobody more than I loved Madonna.

Lesbian.

:o

OMG I fancied Slash! Thought no one else did. Whoops am a little bit drunk now.

I bet Aragorn would never get drunk and watch films really loud when arwen was diffed with their PFB half elven offspring either. Harumph.

A quick search on Google IMages reveals what Slash actually looks like rather than just being hair and a hat. <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.showbiz.ie/images/stars2/slash-velvetrevolver2.jpg&imgrefurl=www.showbiz.ie/news/january05/14-slash01.shtml&usg=__k_I3uc-LBeX6RAXrtTbnoPBrijU=&h=300&w=300&sz=17&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=chPk8CKrwo53xM:&tbnh=143&tbnw=143&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dslash%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Den%26biw%3D1277%26bih%3D605%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=941&vpy=110&dur=417&hovh=145&hovw=145&tx=111&ty=120&ei=_o8pTZWyLZGEhQeko7FV&oei=_o8pTZWyLZGEhQeko7FV&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=23&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Look.

Oh dear. Gone to seed a little.

kat I had the sechs too - do you think OMG twinz? 1221!lol!1! Yes, I made a full recovery eventually and of course even managed to get pregnant and have a real live baybee. But... it still hurts to run - so I think it's safer to sit on the sofa with a bucket portion of tiramisu.

So this is why you're all babyfailing - you're a bunch of lezzers. Figured as much.

Rie Have you considered cutting your own hair? There's nothing wrong with Slash, that's a fine pair of boobs he's got!

I loved Matt Dillon - or rather his incarnation as Dallas Winston.

milanomum You made me lol for real with your husband's "poof" emission.