Mid-30s BESH Ski Hut: Hot toddies & mounties. Fur knickers optional.

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I declare this Ski Season open!

Oh dear, I also luffed all the men with long hair and noisy guitars. I will also admit to a teenage crush on Tori Amos.

Being cool as a teenager is way over-rated

milano consider yourself lucky with the 'poof' thing. My dear husband WOKE ME UP last night with the loudest most resonant chuff I think I have ever heard. It was like a fecking trumpet solo. And he didn't even wake up.

booty I still have a crush on Tori Amos. :o

You lot make me larf muchly. Which is quite an achievement considering I am freaking out (understatement) about diminishing symptoms over last 4 days and will be going at the crack of dawn to plead for a private scan in local clinic tomorrow. I am fairly convinced that I am no longer updiffed which is a bunch of suck. Maybe I'll have a heart attack this evening and that'll distract me.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkk!

I have just done a Facebook flounce. It feels bloody good. I just need to get some headspace away from all the crap with my sisters. I'll reactivate my account in a week or so it feels quite good I have to say :)

Dearest Milan I know that paranoia well, hoping that the lack of symptoms is just part of the normal ebb and flow of updiffedness darling lady xxx

Milano thinking about you fellow hag and sending you good vibes.

Have been to fabulous spa hotel near that there London this weekend and feel thoroughly pampered and luffly.

Slash has put on some beef!! His moobs are bigger than mine. Boo Facecrack flounce sounds good. Your Cinderella wicked sisters need a shake. I have weird relationship with my sis soI can sympathise my love.

Milano lovely - pliz to not panic and freak out. Surely I have been doing enough panicking for all the lurking differs in here? I have come to the conclusion that symptoms are mostly no indication at all of what is going on in one's innards as the only one I've had all the way through is belching. Are you not also approaching the 12 week point where they start to recede? That might also be what's going on.

I hope if you manage to blag a scan appt it brings peachy lovely news that puts your mind at ease. x

Boo flouncing rules

Think of you Millie It's z scary time for sure but it is prob the fabled feel good 2nd trimester kicking in a bit early. Hope u can get a scan asap to set your mind at reat. Candle lit here for you in the mean time, my love.

for boo

mama muchos sympathy for the paranoia- def try to get a scan if you can to put your mind at ease- what's the system there? When do they normally do the first scan?
Come on here and scream any time you want. Oh I just want to pop over to Milan and give you one of those big Italian bear hugs...hey and if it turns into something else than who are we to fight it.
Candle lit here too amore.

boo your flounce was elegant and a little bit sexy, I liked it v much. We, your not ugly actually stunningly attractive BESH sisters will always be here to fondle support you-and if you miss fb in the coming week, just let me know, and I'll send you a fortune cookie on here, or chuck a sheep at you, or tell you my little princess has a sniffle, ah bless, heart heart love her heart gorgeous hubby am just going for a bath blah Blah BLAH BLAH. And breath.

sunnyD sounds divine

I have to go back to that work tomorrow. I only got 4 weeks off. I think I've forgotton how to do it. Always amuses me on anti school threads that people assume their children are being taught by grown ups-if only they new its just children like me who are in charge of their little squirts.

4 weeks Moley?!! still, I could not be a teacher. Hell no. I think someone has asked before so pliz excuse ignorance but what do you teach?

Only 4 weeks cos of the early holiday this year- I work Mon/Tues so technically its only three and a half

Oi Oi!

Good evening laydeees.

First things first:

Milan Boo to your paranoia, good vibes coming your way. Hope you can get a scan too.

uses Boo's mooncup as a sink plunger to plunge droid into oblivion. and the flounce is the right thing to do. You flounce so beautifully too swish of hair, pout and wiggle of the bum as you exit, hand on hip TaaDAA!

round of applause.

Hows rocketWOman?

Still waiting for my POAS moment-very unlikely I'm diffed-not stopped me drinking wine,talisker and then several incredibly large gordons last night. while watching scot pilgrim Vs the world yet? My new favourite film of the week. Weird funny and kinda cool.

I shall tell you all about why earwax has become the new code word for embarrasing situations.

Sounds like the most perfect job in the world to me, Moley. The reasons you outline are exactly why I left teaching. And I couldn't handle going home in the evening and never, ever, ever feeling like I had done a good day's work and had finished all my tasks :(

Milano - am hopeful you get your scan and that all is well.

My first day back at work tomorrow. Really looking forward to that...

Telegram from edge of reason:

Have scan at 1.30. STOP
Am climbing the walls. STOP
Need tea. STOP.

AostaMater You know as well as anyone that "lack of symptoms" is a pile of shit. It ain't over until it falls out of your foof in to the gusset of your expensive white lace crackers. You know some go through the entire pregnancy with no symptoms and others have them all. Try and calm down - you've already seen it - you know it's there.

boo I haven't spoken to my sister in years. She is an evil witch and the only thing I know about her is that she has a dog and lives in Cardiff. She sent me an email when I was pregnant saying that I "needed to put the past behind me for the sake of her nephew". I told her to fuck off. Harsh lesson - she's never before had to accept the consequences of her actions.

Good luck brownb - if you want to eat the entire contents of the vending machine, do it. If you want a swift G&T at lunch, do it. Today doesn't count.

TTC is really shit. If I fail a test I can re-sit it almost instantaneously. If I bake a cake which fails to rise I don't even need to let the oven cool. If I fail to win a baybee I have to wait another 28 days for a fucking 6 minute window! cunts

I second the vending machine commment, BrownB - the world is your Crunchie. :) Hope the day passes swiftly and without evilness.

Milano they will have a bugger of a time scanning you if you are climbing the walls; sit down, have your cup of tea and find a good book to read - it will kill an hour or so which I know from experience is the best you can attempt when your brain is in panic-mode. The other thing that helped me was drawing a pie chart. Having seen the bean, there is only something like a 5% chance of it going wrong now. Look at the 5% you have drawn. See how small and tiny it is. See how big the other 95% is :)

I am sending you lots of sticky italian bean vibes. Ommmmmmmmmm.

Good luck milano. Must be very anxiety-making, but booty says some wise words.

Good luck, Milano. If it helps my symptoms are receding. Think it is due to placenta taking over at 9/10 weeks and making you feel generally better after that.

I think you are most likely fine but will have fingers crossed for you as I know the stupid levels of anxiety that accompany post-mc diffedness.

Good luck milano hope you are back here shortly with good news and feeling happier! Can't light a candle as am back in stupid work but have switched my desk lamp on for you.....

boo commendations for the flounce of dignity! My sister is a cow extraordinaire but luckily lives the other side of the world so there is a time delay that filters a lot of her invective. She deleted me off her facebook. Twice.

aries not sure if grounds for divorce but the foot dragging one did such a loud fart at 3 am that I kicked him very hard in the shins and then pretended he had done when he jumped from the noise! Am bad bad wife.

brownB I hope you don't work with me as have just cleared the vending machine of anything nice, unless you like yoghurt coated banana chips? There's loads of those left! Hope tomorrow goes OK, thinking of you.

Such wise BESHies . Of course it's still there and still has a beating heart and is measuring perfectly.

I really almost had a nervous breakdown this morning. No really!

Speaking of sisters, I found out over Christmas that my really quite nice sister is due 2 days after me - that's just odd. We aren't even twins or nuffink. The first thing I thought was "Thank god, it'll keep mum occupied!"

Told ya. Am v.v.glad all is okay, basically once you've mc'd you never trust your body again, do you?

Milano, just logged in to check up on you. Very relieved, you daft mare

Good to hear that Milano. Don't feel stupid - you're bound to feel like that after M/C previously. Kind of takes the fun out of being pregnant a bit doesn't it.

Dildocam number two says I have one good egg and 3 smaller ones. Continuing with jabs tonight and more dildocam tomorrow to see what to do as I can't go ahead with IUI with four eggs.

It's too many, isn't it, if I've understood correctly? I just looked it up as I am ignorant about the inner workings of IUI. How annoying that they can't just use the really good one for IVF - am assuming they can't do that, right?

Good work on the bonus dildocam btw :)