Pls no to LOTR? :( First of all I did a "boy's course" at uni so it was all the fuckers ever quacked on about for 4 years. That and doom. Meh. But pls, tried to watch it one lonely xmas day - for the scenery if nothing else but it was the gayest thing I'd ever seen (outside Bend Over Boyfriend) - Foppy haired one? Orlando? Skipping over some fecking rocks with long blond ringlets/plaits and probably wearing a pink tut for all I can recall.
(Not a fan!)
bitey Yep, they work but can be dull. I like red blue and green but I do have a lot of black v-necks. :( Have just returned from sales bearing "anthracite" sensible trousers, red, white & black spaghetti strap vests. No black v-neck, although did get black ski jacket. 
Funnily enough I've never given two hoots about my flabby arms - why worry about arms when you've an arse which could absorb radiation such is its density?
A friend has just had a boob reduction, gone from an E cup to a B cup. Why I hear you ask? Well, very strange mother-daughter relationship. Mum & dad split up when she was 6 and she's had the last 20+ years "men are good for nothing, they're all bastards, they'll always leave you". As a result my friend has no self-confidence around men, expects the worst and hides her body. 