Mid-30s BESH Ski Hut: Hot toddies & mounties. Fur knickers optional.

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I declare this Ski Season open!

I had to send that luffly dress back because in all honesty the high neck plus my massive norks made me look about 2 sizes bigger than I am. Gah.

Oh and Kat my sister teaches French. She is a head of dept in a very posh school. But she hates it. Not the teaching, all the other politics and shizz are making her very :( at the moment.

F-cup ladies - I can recommend CurvyKate and Freya heartily. OK, they're not all satin and tafetta "puffs" but they are pretty, a small "3-clasp" back and thinnish straps. Go to brastop.com or the like and pick 'em up for peanuts (relatively).

starnose I fear the same for my own children. You know all this ridiculous "this week, mum's only eating protein" - "next week mum's not eating full stop" bollocks. :( We've discussed it at home and we'd like to put the emphasis on exercise rather than restriction of food. My mum really fucked me up over food - she is a Type I diabetic so almost everything was "banned" and or course not forgetting the old doozys such as "I can't imagine how anyone could ever find an overweight person attractive". Cheers maw.

You are all lovely and I can't believe I missed the girly bonding last night.

Aries Bear has giant man hands. Just like mummy. I see his future in agricultural work.

Good morning to all BESHes great (boobed) and small!

That's such a shame about the dress boo hate it when norks stop play!

I have a problem in that my shoulders are broad and buzzwams fairly ample and at my heaviest resembled the honey monster and could only wear black v-necks. I had excercised and healthily eaten my way back down to a 12 but it's all piling back on now as a result of diffment. And yes I know it is very very stupid to feel low about that and is cos I am growing a baybee but it is my ares that has been hit the hardest by the weight gain and I am not growing a baybee there!

truff am very of your quaffing friend. I intended to be like that and keep trying but even the nicest red wine turns to balsamic vinegar in my mouth and burns like hades! I will keep trying though because I am a stoic!

Hello cheeseywotsit my name is Ivegotmybitey (after a missing cat poster in kick-ass not my kitten who is coincidentally very bitey). I'm 31 and have really fucking enjoyed wasted my life by partying, travelling and qualifying myself for only one specialised job, sadly the one I am about to lose. I have a husband who I have lived with since I was twenty but only got married last May, he is known as the foot dragging husband for the ten years it took him to propose. I shouln't actually be in the palais as am eleven weeks diffed so tend to lurk behind the skirting boards until the urge to join in overwhelms me. owlie now owes me one million dollars for the amount of puking I sub contracted from her but has yet to pay me

Dildocam News Flash: Two eggs look like they are brewing so keeping on with the drucks till Monday when I go back again for repeat scan. I am very relieved as I get a reprieve from the donor eggs chat for a while!

How do you like your eggs Madam?
Brewed please
Certainly Madam.

That sounds reasonably positive Barbs. Glad it went well

I have got two eggys! I have got two eggys! I have got two eggys!

How do you like your eggs in the morning Madam?

Fertilised!!

Top news, BB :)

Nice work Dollface am wondering if a little nipple tassle display might be out of place in celebration of the egg discovery. No? Thought not

Am so pleased it's Friday Am hoping for after work red wine in our local with TGB this evening then we're off up the M1 for the partay tomoz. Woop and indeed Woop.

at ariesitsthewayshetellsthemgirl

Good news BarbecuedOtter!

How do you liiiike your eggs in the morning?
I like miiine with some lube.
Boiled or fried?
As long as they're feeeeertilised, as long as I've got some eggs.

Bugger it Bitey I thought that was jelly laid out for me to entice some other BESH into a wrestling match (avec mon sequinned tassles et al)

I have sleek new hair. I imagine it will stay that way until oooh, tomorrow morning?

Mmmmm, what have we here? A newly coiffed Rie is it? Come by here and get yourself a cwtch

It's drizzling outside and I'm about to leave to meet TGB in the pub to start the weekend. I should imagine I will be sporting a delectable afro by the time I arrive seriously, not a good look on a pale, chubby white girl.

barbaregga yippytyskip! Congratulations on your budding ovula success,here's to further ripening and blossoming (do eggs blossom?)I shall not offend your sensibilities with any nipple tassles, but here's a flash of my ankle to put you on.

truffletassles have an uber great party weekend,if I've caught you before you left, hope MIL does enjoy surprise and hair withstands elements.

Nicehairies see what I did there?

I'm going to see 'The King's Speech@ tonight, and it's not even Orange Wednesday-talk about pushing the boat out. I just don't care me, I'll do anything

Hurrah for the eggs BB

Nice bra chat last night. I have on many occasion been know not to wear one. Yes they are really that small. When I tried wedding dresses on the snotty woman in the shop said "Dear we are going to have to do something about the lack of them.

Swit swoo Rie nice 'do'

Moley pliz to let me know if film is any good as I want to go but MS needs persuading.

Hey BESHes. Am def pre droidal. I have just had a little cry (about my sisters on facebook again) :(

Going out to the cinema on a day other than Wednesday Molesworth? You must be rich :o

Big Bottoom Bitey? You is having a girl

oh no I didn't mention the eggs. I am trying to think of a song. But will light two mental candles for those good 'uns BarbarasPanda

Boo running out the door, but here's a slap and stroke as I go, for all things potentially metal and female relations. (we're only going tonight cos we've saved up our odeon points and have a whole free ticket- its taken about a year and a half I think) Please to all send me your strongest BESH self control vibes for when faced with the ice cream counter...

Good evening you saucy gravy boats full of BESHemel (i'm sure that one has been done before)

Not had a chance to get on here all day, have banned myself from mumsnetting in the hours of daylight.

Just wanted to say top news about your eggs BB

Boo, I'm glad you finally made peace with the dress decision. I bought 3 news things in the evans sale today but all of them are going back. I'm gutting cos the blouse was lufferly-may be able to get the right size online. Norks let me down once again.

and nicetameetcha bitey. I must say I felt very welcomed, thank you all.

'lo everyone!
Boo I only went away to my out-laws' for a week but fanks for missing me

cheezepleeze nicetomeetcha

BB 2 eggs - that's a feckin' breakfast - can only be good!

I'm Milanomum ('cos I live there), 34, have pinkfluffychild who is 2-ish, faffed about, travelled a bit, built a career, got married to TheItalianStallion then decided to have a child and I must therefore suffer (according to the rag-which-shall-not-be-named). Am currently freaking out at 10 weeks pregnant as previous baybee win resulted in babyfail at 6 weeks.

Harrison Ford was the sole reason I chose my inital career of scraping around in the dirt and is therefore mine. We have dirty things in common.

Will be back tomorrow to catch up proper

Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilanoooooooo So glad you're back, how dare you go and visit family and not go on MN! :o

Lo Cheezums yes spent the dress money on that fab spa groupon deal. Called you earlier to get sympathy regarding my mean sisters catch up but me and MrB about to watch a film so call you tomorrow?

I have remembered how much I luff Viggo Mortenson (in his Aragorn guise) so I am nominating him for next go in the hottub.

Rio your new hair is luffly :)