If you've got sore bits wave your turkey basters in the air like you just don't care

[Loujalou]

Our new home. Hopefully by starting this fred I will win a baby too!

Black g string, White skirt and bum crack on show classy!

I am available to cheer at the end of the bed (or sofa) any time you all need the extra encouragement!

I saw a woman in a shoe shop the other day bending down to put on some shoes - her thong was halfway up her back and her trousers were nestling below her muffin tops and she had about two inches of crack on display. I want to be her.

lemony loving the cheerleading - I will imagine you there on the sidelines tonight while we're going for it at my FIL's (that is so wrong on so many levels)

umbongo sorry for some reason i had it in my head you were going in this week. hope you're hanging in there. will be there in the lavs with the lukewarm strongbow and arsecrack a la shoelady.

harassed where in hants are you? i'm a hampshire lass (new forest) but living in london.

right, got to pack for weekend away. preseed, check. OPKs, check. gag, check.

Biccie !!!!!

Preseed, get if from where?
Do you ask for it in an under-the-counter type manner.
Do eyebrows get raised?
And most of all will it help me win a baby???

Too much Pimms and toddlers don't mix.

Pre-seed now you get that from ebay. There was a link on the other fred that Biccie and I used. Polly and TheMuffinTopLady both won their babies after buying pre-seed, so you never know.

Biccie just noticed you followed my advice and took the gag

We had sex in the afternoon whilst DS was sleeping. Can't remember the last shag I had that wasn't at night or first thing in the morning.

Well Louja, lucky you! Pimms and afternoon sex obviously mix!

Seem you sent everyone jumping into the sack, cos no-one has responded! DH is away and af is still here so I cant.
I have been hooked on a thread which has had me in stitches about the annoying things a DH does. Maybe why this has gone a bit quiet.

We are so naughty - we did it twice, yes TWICE at the in-laws

So shagwatch count is 5 so far this month with at least 2 pending. Not bad, but still doesn't beat nother's 9 will have to do better next month. unless we hit the jackpot this month in which case SFF once a week if DH is lucky

preseed ebay linky here

louja - afternoon sex, that's where it's at.

Biccie you cheeky thing. I guess the gag was in use!
And 5 already ? my record is looking shaky.
And theres a chance you might win this month too! GO GIRLFRIEND as Gok might say.

Q, who uses pre-seed? And any good? I have heard things get a bit slippery!

Oldie I used pre seed the month I got my two lines. Can get a bit slippy if you use too much,but it does seem to help the White stuff go in the right direction and not all down your leg though

Marvellous, I just ordered if from ebay...

Lemony hows the sickness? I hope things are getting easier for you.

UMBONGO Hope it goes ok tomorrow.

Everyone meeting in UMBONGOS hospital loos tomorrow? Might wear my velour tracksuit with the obligatory (grubby,too tight) thong on show. Fags, booze all ready in a carrier, anyone joining me chavs ladies?

Cheers Ladies!

Just the first pill tomorrow then home, and back on wednesday for the rest, and a stay (all day, not overnight), although a mate of mine said that she didn't need the other pills, the first one set it off.

Will keep you posted.

Hello, my name is Umbongo and tomorrow I am taking a pill to start a miscarriage.

Oops - killed thread!

Part one done, went this morning, signed form to say that they had told me what they were supposed to (worst case scenarios and all that jazz. Good ones too, bleed heavily and need a transfusion, go horibly wrong and need hysterectomy, jolly stuff!) Swallowed a pill, went to shop for food, collected ds, came home.

Nothing, nada, rien, nichts, zilch, nowt. But my reckoning is that it has been in there for 5 weeks now since it ceased to be, so I think that the major drugs are going to be required to shift it!

Meet you all in the lavs on wednesday!

Oh Umbongo thinking of you lots and will definitely meet you in the lavs on wednesday x x

So I just read that you are supposed to SWI on the day you get a positive OPK and then the following 3 days as well just to be on the safe side. So we've got to do it tonight and tomorrow night. OMG. Neither of us could be bothered last night but we did it anyway so how on earth are we going to manage another two nights?!

Wish me luck girls. If we manage it it will bring our total to 8 - so if we have a bit of SFF next week we might actually beat nother's 9 - we're gunning for it - told you we were competitive

Lemony I might have to instal you on the sidelines tonight, we'll need all the motivation we can get

Hello girlies!!!! Finally found ya!!!

Umbongo big hugs xxxx

Congrats to Lia

Well I'm still on & off bleeding - bled to much recently that I've prob made up for all those months when I didn't in the past. Scan showed nother abnormal - PCOS the same as it was so I think it must be hormonal. The weight loss stopped once the bleeding kept continuing! Waiting for scan results to reach GP & see what my next step is!

So no shagging yet! Been months & I'm gagging for it (didn't think I'd say that *

how is everyone?

Hello, my name is FairyG and my body plays horrible games with this fertility lark!

x

UmBongo big hugs!

Biccie when I won my two lines we only did it three times (cd9, cd12 and cd 15) and that was a good month!

I will cheer you on tonight (sick bucket at my side) but will be careful when I do my kicks as my thong can rub a bit if I get too excited. Go biccie go

Fairy x posts. Nice to see you back but boo to your body messing you about. Bloody wombs cause no end of problems, I sometimes think it would be much easier to have a willy!

Thanks for the hugs FairyG sounds like you need some too! Hope your gp can find something to suggest other than a cork!

FiveAlive fingers crossed that all is not too traumatic. Well of course it is but at least we will all be in the lavs passing the booze holding your hand.

FairyG we have missed you. Well I have anyway. I hope that your body stops messing with you soon.

No more shags in the Louja household. Sharing a room with a toddler and then having a drunk and sleepy hubby when the toddler was at his grandma's means no sex for me. Biccie I am impressed with the shagging at FILs! Two as well!

Hiya, sorry have been a bit awol - disgusting behaviour in a newbie!!! Just had a really busy time....

Umbongo - hugs for you x

Biccie - I'm in Andover, deep joy . Well impressed with shagging at FIL's, oodles braver than me.

FairyG - hello! Sorry you're having a time of it.

I'm cd25, and convinced it's a bfn for me this month. Have a FR test which I'll use Sat am if af hasn't arrived. Have a bbq in the afternoon so want to know if I can drink .

I was going to order some pre-seed too!! Is it good stuff??

Dh has put his back out and is wandering around like a little old man, rather than the toy boy he actually is. Good job it is cd25 or I would be making him grit his teeth and think of England.....

Hello, hello everyone past and present.

This feels like its the register for TTC, those who've graduated, and those who will be rejoining the two-line challenge.

BICNOD you are the one to keep an eye on, if you don't win this month, then I hope its the 2 lines for you.

I'm back in the running, DH asked when do we start again. (Hes limbering up as we speak.) I'll go for the everyother day again from day 10 this time, (got a bit knackered by OV day on day 18!).
Though having said that, the last PG (MY MMC one) we only did day 10,12,14.
I'll stick to the OPK and see.

Meet y'all in the lavs as LOUJA says swigging scrumpy keeping UMBONGO company.

We will be the LAV-CHAVS!

Hi ya,

Nice to meet you Notheroldie & harass

Missed you too Lou!!! I had to keep away for a bit & just get myself together. Feel a bit of a fake to have a miscarriage at only 6 weeks which doesn't feel like a qualify for sympathy or anything but still feel a big failure. Also with the constant bleeding I feel like I'll never get back on that horse

Well missed you all. How you feeling Umbongo? Big hugs back xxx A cork would be great right now! Well it seems to be slowing currently but at the same time I'm so bloody HORNY!!!!!! I'm even freaming about it!

Cheers to the LAV-CHAVs!!!!

xxx

Fairy it doesn't matter how early a mc is, you still deserve sympathy, you lost something you dearly wanted and also all the hopes and dreams that went with it .

I never told my mum about my mc (and nearly bleeding to death) as just before my mc my mums sister had one (at six weeks she has a blood clotting problem) and my mum was oh it wasn't a real baby just cells. There are eight of us and my mum got pregnant just looking at a cock, so doesn't know what it's like to want a baby so badly.

When we went for scan midwife asked us why we had left it so long to have another (dd is 7) dh had to calmly explain it wasn't through choice! I wish they would just have a quick look at your notes before you went in.

Umbongo hope every is going ok. A big chav lav hug for you and a pint of snake bite.

Iced I didn't tell my mum either. Just my 2 very close best friends. Never seen DH so worried before! She wouldn't understand either & would prob turnm it round so she got sympathy! I'm still reeling from the fact that she's been telling everyone about us not only being turned down for IVF till my BMI is 29 but telling people about fertility troubles in the first place!!!! I'm keeping a lot of things close to my chest!!!
I'm so fed up of the battle I'm constantly having in life...

Pints of snakebites all round!!!!

x

Nice to see fairy and lemony your mum's are so sympathetic. I did tell my mum but don't tell her too much.

right liking the idea of lav chavs x