If you've got sore bits wave your turkey basters in the air like you just don't care

[Loujalou]

Our new home. Hopefully by starting this fred I will win a baby too!

Cheersh FairyG Thanksh for the shnakebite.

Sorry to hear you have mother problems as well as everything else, good job you've got us lot for support!

See you tomorrow lav-chavs!

Fairy my mum is crap but my mil has been great which I didn't expect. My dh was so worried when I was in resus and the last thing I said to him (before I passed out and was rushed up to theatre) was that I was sorry that the house was such a mess! The mc hit him really hard and now I'm not even allowed to carry the wash basket upstairs.

When I found mn and realise I wasn't alone it was a relief. Thank god for the lav chavs

I've never met my mil!!!! She kicked DH out her house 3 months after we started dating for no reason that we know of so no support. I have my two best friends & you lot & my sister so I'm not alone, def girlie support about!

How you feeling Um?

Nght Lav-chavs (glad we're moving inside for the winter! Fake tan is beginning to fade...)

Not feeling too bad thanks, just sorting my bag out for tomorrow, ipod, book, trashy mags, sweets and industrial strength pads. FairyG can bring the booze. See you all tomorrow. xx

Hey sweetie (Um) I am here hoping that today is not as painful as you are imagining.

[Packs a large bottle or five of White Lightening and lots of hankies]

Hi I'm here making the place comfy. Anyone bringing some chips?

Hope its ok UMBONGO. Well its horrible and sad, but it will be over [closure].

Umbongo I'm here too - have packed my laptop so I can work from the lavs. Thinking of you and hope it's over quickly and as painlessly as possible x x x

Hi FairyG - don't think we've met before but I'm the one with the g-string halfway up my back . Hope the bleeding stops soon and don't ever feel like a fake - as lemony says, a loss is a loss whenever it happens.

Can relate to MIL ishoos. Mine stood us up for Christmas lunch at 11pm on Christmas eve by text and we haven't seen her/spoken to her since. She hasn't seen DS since 1st November but she's a total loon so it's not all bad.

harassed - hmmm. Don't know much about Andover. Nice to meet a fellow Hampshire hog anyway

We managed our 8th SWI this month last night and that, ladies, is it. No more SWI-ing for me, I'm officially 2ww-ing now. How soon am I allowed to start symptom spotting?

Worships at the temple of Biccie eight shags. That is v v v impressive. I am on two. Will try to shag daily for as long we can but don't think we will last long. You would be impressed though was shattered but ended SWI-ing with the best of them last night

Well BICCIE theres still time for the equalling no.9 on the sofa. THe FUN one.

LOUJA 2 for starters, keep going, tired or not, I mean with afternoon bonking well thats just

TH is at work so no more afternoon bonking. Though he did promise me a shag after I have come back from my curry later. Now that is love

UmBongo sending you big hugs and lots of alcopops.

Eight shags was what I averaged over a three month period of swi! You should invest in some Vaseline for your sore bits Biccie are you walking like john Wayne yet?

Lou two shags is better the one and it only takes one of the little swimmers to get two lines on baybee bingo.

Thanks for the support and booze lav-chavs! You will be pleased to know we can go and find somewhere bigger to hang out now - bit small in that loo!

Well, I been and done it. Lou it was certainly a lot less painful than I was imagining it to be. I started to bleed a bit more than normal at 5.30 this morning and was worried I wouldn't make it to the hospital (I had now decided that that would be the best place to be and wanted my day off!) But it had got no worse by 8 so set off, had my pills at about 8.30 and passed the sac in one piece at about 10.30 ish I think so I think it was already starting and the drugs helped kick it out!

Right, I can tick that one off on the list of life experiences, and I am one step nearer being back to square one than I was this morning! I think I feel better now I have actually miscarried than waiting to do it. 3 weeks of knowing I need to and not mcing was a bit long! Now all I have to do is finish bleeding and then I can join in the shagathon again. Race ya FairyG

Don't know if we can compete with the heady heights of 8/9 shags though, I though 5 was good

Umbongo glad you're home, that it's over and that it was less painful than expected. Hope you don't have to wait too long to be back in the game. How long do they expect the bleeding to last? Sending huge hugs and a massive box of maltesers x x

Hi Lav-Chavs (especially Bicnod)

I'm bring battered sausage & chips all round & shandy bass (or do we need something stronger???)

Lo & Behold - back on mumsnet for 2 days & the bleeding has stopped so battered sausage def on the menu tonight!!!!

Umbongo we are def together on this one this time. Hold your bag for you while wayne or dave or whoever is top chav this month.
Glad it wasn't as bad as you imagined - tower of strength hon!!! Big hugs

what we up to tonight???
x

Fivealive am glad you survived the day physically. It might take longer to get over the fact that you need to keep shagging.

Biccie am still impressed in fact I think you are now Biccie8shags.

FairyG so you meet us in the lavs and it all gets better that's cos we are doctors innit.

Wicked man!

UmBongo so glad it's over and it was ok (well as ok as an mc can go) .

Fairy we need to tell the medical world about your cure- mn, alcohol, battered sausage and being squashed in a hospital lav with a load of chavs! Glad it's stopped and you can play hide the sausage now

I hope that Mr FairyG survives the night! Enjoy FairyG I am pleased that the slightly un-medically recognised cure worked! (I am also assuming, right, that, like, *FairyG int gonna read this til, like tomorrow morning like.)

Mrslemonymuffindancer Yeah Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box, my fav dance.

Hello My name is Umbongo and I have tested a bottle of wine snakebite this evening, and eaten too many chocolates!

Thought. If there is a time and a place for everything, How come when it comes to loosing weight, it is never here and now?

Wise words Umbongo-son ( in the stylee of Mr Meagee (Karate kid however it's spelt)

Anyway - call me Fairy-2shags-G! How many I gotta beat????

xxx

Two in one night! Bliming hell.

Youngy she got 9 in a month! So still some work to do on that front.

Wax on wax off!

I'm still hoping for some SFF before next week so that I can at least equal nother's record

But VERY impressed with 2 in one night - that is hardcore fairy - not sure DH and can compete.

Went for CD21 blood tests today. RTD due one week today but fairly sure I ov-ed late (CD17/18ish) so not sure what that means for my cycle.

ARggggggggggggggggggggggh!

BICCIE so long as some of your magic8 were around that time, it gives you a good chance. Do you use POAS for OV? So you can tell what day?

I got POAS (ov) on offer today in Boots. £30 for 14 (thats 2 packs) which was a LOT cheaper than Clearblue etc. Preg tests on offer too.... you might be needing them!

UMBONGO hope you're feeling ok and not bleeding too much now. Hope we didnt embarrass you in the Lavs, not much room was there? good party tho

Lemonymuffinlady Hope the sickness is getting better, how long does it last?

Fairy nice to see you back. I do recall you from the last thread, which I have to say had me gripped from start to finish. Good to see you are 'up and running' again. 2 in a night, wey-hey!

We're back on track, DH is raring to go. He'll be hard to beat I tell you, tho of course you win if you get to the 2 lines before us!

Right anyone [{http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/big_slim_whatever_weight_loss_club/1015354-Couch-to-5k gonna join me]] in my couch to 5k. I am not a person who has ever run and I am going to give it a go.... We will see.

Sorry Lou won't be running with you but I will cheer from the comfort of the couch!

Oldie my sickness with dd lasted until the day I gave birth but this time seems more under control with the medication I'm on. I still feel really sick some days but the voming has been greatly reduced this week, so fingers crossed.

Well going for a bath which seems to be the only place I don't feel sick!

UmBongo hope you are feeling ok today.

Not too bad today, managed mentally (just, in places!) and bleeding is really quite light today! Really quite surprised actually that I seem to have got away with it quite lightly!!!

Felt a bit wobbly in places but we have been out with friends all day so ds has been playing with other kids which has certainly been easier than staying here all day!!!!

Lou I will run from my couch, I will get out on my bike when the bleeding stops, but I don't do running!!!