If you've got sore bits wave your turkey basters in the air like you just don't care

[Loujalou]

Our new home. Hopefully by starting this fred I will win a baby too!

I have decided to replace everyone's names today.

Thinking of changing my name too. Think I might call myself, oh I don't know. Maybe AchillesHeel. Not sure. Decisions decisions.

am liking the name changing.

Don't mind being the designated driver to the park for you guys, no white lightening for me..and we just bought a lovely saab convertible, so hop in ladies, the sun's shining and Wayne awaits.

Music requests anyone, the bass is fab.

Madonna - like a virgin (touched for the very first time by Barry, Wayne and leroy)

Well I'm popping out of my boob tube but not getting a bigger size cos it's proper chav to be flashing a nip or two ( . )( . )

I think my new name could be Lemonmuffintop

lemony when is baby due?

Gotta get your bump out too, top riding up showing acres of pure white tummy is soooo cool.

Madonna for starts then.

Jan 20th but was 14 days overdue with dd!

I will get belly out as well cos stetchmarks and cornbeef legs are so in ( I'm not painting a great picture of myself am I?)

can we have a bit of whitesnake as well, really loud!

Well, I will have to get my white bits out again for Dazza, cos he needs another chance to get me pg.

Oldie thank you. Mine seems to be the same, they said 9 wk sac but no baby. Stopped listening after that so unsure of whether they meant empty sac or contents no longer alive. I think she said empty sac. My body has noticed it is not preg as I feel better, not nauseous or tired or anything, but it is currently refusing to give up on empty sac. I think I will go for an erpc next week if it is offered after my next scan. Not holding out much hope of body sorting itself out now. Its had 4 weeks and hasn't bothered.

Sorry to hijack fred, will go and find mc thread. (but continue to hang out at the park with me mates)

UmBungo please stay. Though you are welcome to hang out with some other Fred here is some cider to keep you going oh and some chocolate too.

am liking our new home. have missed the park.

My fave other fred is the Facebook one.

Umbongo please stay, unfortunately most of us have been on the shit mc journey and we are all here for you.

My low point on mc rollercoaster was feeling so much anger to the bumps out there that I growled under my breath at them.

My worry now is my bump may upset someone one day!

This baybee making thing is a total head f*ck!!!

Umbongo stay on the thread, cos you'll have to join shag watch with us chavs dahn the park. (when things happen for you,)

Hope its not much longer a wait. I think the term for no baby in sac or whatever, (dont like to dwell, fingers in ears, not listening etc...) is Early Embrionic Demise. which sounds no better.
I found out early cos we have a friend who is in the scan business and got a sneaky free one. I was shocked to see just an empty womb, when i had expected to see a little baby waving at me. Mighty glad I hadnt had to wait til my 12 wk one. I dont know how you cope. HUGS

Back to baby watch thats 3 up the duff, and 3 or 4 of us SWIing?
Havent had one since the sofa, just on the 2ww and somewhat bored.

Morning ladies

Umbongo yes please stay - wouldn't be the same without you (I can tell already and I've only been here a wee while). Sending lots of hugs. x x

Lou what is my new name? Any RTD news?

Notheroldie - my shagwatch nemesis - I'm catching you up. SWI last night - we were one day late according to my diary. Not a good start.

Biccie let me think you could be something PreSeed related but can't think of anything witty enough. PreSeed is great although we scarred TH willy due to over enthusiastic SWIiing.

Anyway day 1 in the Louja household and I woke up to RTD. That means I had a 26 day cycle. But think I managed 10 dpo without spotting so it should be ok. Onwards and upwards. Need to bully persuade my doctor to refer me now!

Not sure if anyone has had an ultrasound to check things out but apparently I have a tiny fibroid (10mm) and 12mm follicle (not sure if that is big enough) and mild POD fluid. WTF I am confused.

LOU whats that in English? How does that affect things? ie how bad can all that be?

BIC shag watch, we managed every other day, til OV day, then 3 nights in row!! Then the sofa, which makes it 9, YES NINE times this month.
Thats more that we did in a WHOLE RUDDY year once!
So if I dont win shagwatch I must win a baybee. Surely?

Nine. Wow! No further comment on that!

Lou a quick google suggests that fibroids not necessarily a problem so don't panic yet. When do you get to speak to the consultant? Did they just give you your results over the phone? You need to be able to talk to someone in person to find out what this means.

Nother - DH read your post over my shoulder and reckons he's up to the challenge

My DH just said 'you only want me for one thing' 'yep, but I'll have your money too' says I

I think the fibroid is fine. My friend has one that weighs about a stone and spent 5 years TTC DS1 and about 2 months TTC DS2 and mine is way tiny. Think its ok. We need to go to GP to talk about it.

Nine. Right if I start seducing TH when RTD is over then I might be in with a chance. Right, have had legs waxed just need some more sexy undies and to hope I don't break his provider of white goods.

Waxing! I almost forgot, best get that done. Could take me bic to the park and do it for Wayne, Dwayne, Shane and Trev.
Anyone need to share me bic?

I will nother, I've got some white lightning too. Might as well come down to the park, as there is nowt going on here. (by the way 9 times in a month!!!! Haven't managed that in years!)

I'm trying to type whilst watching the Mentalist. I LUUURVE him. Anyone else have these lustables? Not a real word I made it up

And yes 9 is rather excessive but its the doing it everyother day thing. The notches start mounting.

Most we managed was every 3 days, that was what won the 2 lines last time I think.

Lets keep it up and we could both possibly win 2 lines again. BINGO!
Fingers crossed X (when you're up to it of course!)

Biccie got you a name - kind of MrsGingerNut not cos you are ginger but you are married to one. Anyway was stalking you on the bus and agree with your doctor. Spend money on sexy clothing instead. Better use of money or something from AS. If you want some interest ask lovelybutnaughtylia about her secret drawer

Youngy am going to try to get beyond six. Not sure I could get to 9 but when we were on our honeymoon we would sometimes do it 3 times in a matter of hours. Bics I completely forgot about them. They were orange or were those the boy ones? You can see

Fivealive hope all is well with you and the doctors are looking after you.

Lemonmuffintop hope you are seeing less of the sick bucket!

Am using Fireman Sam whilst I type. Its great for getting a break.

Louja glad you're not in the pit - good idea to go and talk to GP about it.

I know the doc is right, but I've just invested in some more OPKs (ebay cheapies) so will use them until they're used up then try and be brave and go without. She said just SWI every other day from CD10 and you'll be fine - oh if it were only that easy!

umbongo you ok? sending hugs

Feeling very today. My lovely friend told me yesterday that she's 6 weeks pg. Very happy for her but had to paste on a smile which makes me feel like a really shit friend. I honestly am happy for her but just gutted that it hasn't happened for me yet.