If you've got sore bits wave your turkey basters in the air like you just don't care

[Loujalou]

Our new home. Hopefully by starting this fred I will win a baby too!

Awight chavettes :)

Welcome squeshie - so do we have a new contender to win shagwatch this month??!

umbongo how are your symptoms lovely?

lemony oh my god - you have to tell us IMMEDIATELY if you go into labour, that is so exciting

nother keeping fingers, toes and everything else crossed for you - sickness is good. repeat after me, SICKNESS IS GOOD (lemony, hide your ears)

louja how many weeks are you now?

I had my scan today and watched a little baby rocketing around my womb like a ping pong ball I'm 12+6 and official due date is 14th July. EEEEEEEEEEEK - all feeling a bit real now.

Me is 16 weeks today. Due date 22nd June so you is not too far behind me. We might have baby twins!

All sounds exciting pregnancy wise! Aren't all chavette babies meant to be called after the drinks of conception - aka Lambrini, Stella etc? :)

Will defo give SW a go as soon as I am free of post mmc/d&c, which is almost done... or so I think, can't come soon enough if you ask me. Been told to not ttc until after first RTD - absolutely love that name :) So fitting! so hoping to get in a bit of practise anyway :)

Ooh new undies are always good Fairy :) Might invest too, well when this bloat goes down a bit, I look well weird at the mo.

Thanks for the welcome girls, good luck to lemony, sounding good for the after bith piccies, nothing says maternal like a sparkly pink thong - hehe :)

Great news on the scan Biccie.

Going to bed now seriously pissed off! Had contractions about every four minutes for four hours, dh got a bit freaked so phoned labour ward and they said if pain is manageable to wait a bit longer. I did and the contractions fuckedoff went away

So if you lovely ladies could send me some labour vibes to get me going I would be really happy, don't want to still be here in four weeks!

I'm a bit at Fairys undies, are they peephole and crotchless!!

I'm very at those undies fairy. But if it wins a baby then , along with being lots (or loots) of fun.

Squeshi I 'caught' PG straight after my last ERPC. Dunno how it happened! We were both really sick and I only remember one shag. I only did a test cos it was 5 wks after ERPC and AF wasnt here. 1st test neg, next wk feint pos, next week digital 2-3 wks PG.
Took 10 ruddy mnths to conceive last yr, then MMC. So I was a bit surprised. So if you are ready to go for it, dont worry about waiting for AF. IMO. :)

ICEDLEMONMUFFIN to give you your full title, I am all tingly with excitement for you. I really hope its a quickie and beautiful experience for you. JUST HURRY UP! < major labour vibes> to you.

BICNOD fab scan news. I so want a scan now!

LOU 16 wks already, blimey times flies over the christmas season!

UMBONGO any more symptoms?

How are you doing Lemonyoneorisittwoyet? If you don't pop up on here regularly we will all assume you have popped off to pop!

Squeshie I had medically induced miscarriage after my MMC and wasn't advised to wait, so I would say Crack on!

Well done on the scan Biccie

As for me, boobs only very slightly tender (if I prod them!) now so I think we are probably aiming for rtd sometime next week as normal. Will have to have a look in the Ann summers sale!

Still here, contractions started again!

Dh staying alot calmer tonight, he's just finished cleaning the carpets so has insisted I sit on a towel on the ball just in case

at your DH Lemonyone! I could barely balance on the ball without the added complication of sitting on a towel on it!!! Good Luck!

Oh my life our first fred baby. We'd better get the velour tracksuits out instead of towels

These stop start bloody contractions are more annoying than a dh on heat!!

Managed to eat my dinner and am now bouncing, dh said don't worry they will probably go again like last night! If he wants to keep his bits he better keep his thoughts to himself.

See you can think of ways to torture your DH. Lets think when you have got some really painful transactions grab hold of his arm as hard as you can an cause some damage. I was sick over TH and my mum due to gas and air - that was a fun one.

lemony ways to distinguish from bh/latent phase is to have nice deep wearm bath, if bh they should stop, if real thing they'll pick up again after.

Some nipple stim will make them a bit stronger and hopefully closer together but save that for when you really need it.

lou 16 wks, hpow did that happen my dear? !!!!!!

Coming back in bit to stalk lemony see how lemony is progressing. :)

Nip Stim & DH's sperm should get it going Lemony Velour track suits for our best occassion!!!!

Nope not crotchless or peep hole but I'll do anything to win a baby!!!!!!

Bongo I keep proding my boobs too which is prob why they hurt!!!!

Great news Bic!!!

Where is pants? She seems to been away for a while.

Lemony any news on Cherry Park Muffin? xxxx

Morning, had a bath last night and contractions carried on! Went to bed as was shattered and then spent the rest of the night looking after poorly dd.

So I'm now going back to bed to get some sleep, will report back if anything happens (probably wishful thinking and I will still be here in a couple of weeks)

Any more news yet Lemony?????

Yeah where is Pants?

My back is so much better! Prob too late to be pg this month so it's up to Bongo!!!!

[Paces the floor waiting for news].

I went to see the antenatal doc today as Adi was tiny premmie and have to have more tests and scans etc. At least they are keeping an eye on me. Hopefully this baby won't be in so much of a rush. 37 weeks would be perfect!

lou fingers crossed for you to get to the magic 37 wks, thats term anyway. :)

I am thinky lemony is busy snuggling up with a little bundle. :) ( I hope)

thinky?? Thinking even. !!

Lia when is your due date? Polly had a little girl the other day. See we were all struggling together and now there is some ending in sight!

wow thats lovely news, please pass on my congrats to her and her family.

Officially due 23 March but looking at induction 2 wks before that, (which makes 8 to go, eeek) cos of Oc liver cond.

I'm glad they're looking after you, it matters. :)

OC liver cond?

Obstetric cholestasis, Had it 3 times so far, and itching just starting so looks likely. Was hoping imight escape this time but seems not. :(

Have heard of that. Babies - who would have 'em??

No baby but do have a poorly dd!

Great news about Polly.

Boo to the itching Lia.

Hope Fairy is having a fun Friday night with all that new underwear!!! Don't think Ann Summers does maternity underwear.