If you've got sore bits wave your turkey basters in the air like you just don't care

[Loujalou]

Our new home. Hopefully by starting this fred I will win a baby too!

LOL!!!!!

SWI~5 CD~21 have now hurt my back quite bad so think this could be it now! Have no idea if ovulated. Am so fed up of this now!!!!!

Mulled we need serious help!!!!

This thread is awesome, just had to say hi as you have brightened up my day! I'm sorry for intruding but I came across you after googling horny after mmc - yep I felt a bit wrong typing that but you ladies have such amazing banter that I feel completely at ease now. :) Happy New Year guys, it's excellent to see a ttc conversation that isn't all seriousness and temps. Cheers :) xxxx

Squeshie you are welcome to join the madhouse if you wish. We are all a hit loopy we you might have figured though. If not good luck.

Bit loopy even.

EEk!
I seem to remember writing I was horny after MMC, yikes the power of Google.

Feeling sick as a pig.
How did Lemonysnicket evercope with puking constantly?
Not long now Lemony ??? Keep us posted

Umbongo think positive, and keep off the pee sticks.

Fairy no wonder you did your back in with all that shagging. You probably need a rest!

PMSL at oldie being horny after MMC and bringing in newbies! Hopefully sicknessis a good sign. When are you off for a scan?

I havent even been to the Dr yet!
I will go this week as its all back to normal. I'm really trying not to think of a scan, partly because I feel pg this time (a gd sign?) and if the scan shows up things have gone wrong I will be gutted!
So I'm exercising my patience skills

How is everyone?
We only have umbongo to get a BFP and fairy to keep shagging to get her BFP (and beat the record) and then everyone will be pg and the thread will have seen complete success!!

Oldie I got through the sickness by trying not too move much, having a good old cry and my new best friend cyclizine!

Belated Happy New Year to everyone, had a lovely christmas and new year didn't do much and dh took over all the cooking!

Two weeks left but have told baby she can vacate my womb any time soon. Been having lots of contractions but then they stop

Got to go dd moaning she is hungry!!

OOOOOH lemony its sooo close...
I'm all excited for you...
Pah! to fake contractions, all or nothing I say!

hiya ladies, Happy New Year to you all.

Gonna give the park a miss for a bit, Shameless starts next week and it's so cold I don't really do winter

lemony how the hell did you get to 38 wks?

Any time now will do then? Give me a call, I'll be your virtual doula, live birth thread is what we need in teh new year.

Hi to everyone else

bongo another couple of days to be sure eh? Fingers well and truly crossed for you. x

Yay to the power of google :) If you have got room for a recent mmc, but always been insane, very bloated and every so slightly horny one, I'd love to pitch in! Will take me a while to get used to the names, though I'm loving lemonysnicket :)

ps - I do make a mean cocktail or three, if that swings it?! x

Squeshy Welcome & what alcohol would you like

Has anyone got any baked goods or choc to give to our new Chavette???

What is the record? The gp gave me some wonder drugs so CD22 so may still be in the game if I ovulate now!!!!

Muffinintheoven thats well quick!!!!! That'll be our first Chavvy won't it???

Lemony what chavvy name are you going to call your daughter? What about Tracy. Not that the name is completely chavvy but my girl chav meter is deaded.

Have some cinnamon whirls for the newby and anyone else hungry after too much shagging or pregnant cravings. Yummy. Homemade as well.

Oooh yummy baked goods, Cinnamon whirl sounds almost like a chavvy name to me though...

Ooh cinnamon swirls....yes please.

How about Chelsea Lemony? Trying to think of more!!!

Lia any hand holding will be gratefully recieved especially as I'm attempting vbac!!

Was induced with dd on the Thursday got to 8cms and then had an emcs on Saturday morning as she was in distress, so haven't really got a birth plan as such this time, just fingers crossed and hope for the best.

Lou me and dd baked some lemon and sultana cookies, managed to leave dh one (they are so yummy warm)

Decided on Guccianna for my chavvy name, been watching jk for inspiration. Also giving birth in my velour nightie and pink fuggs, got my sparkly thong ready for after .

Big waves to the newbie Squeshie and lots of good luck.

Hi Squeshie, as you probably know we are certifiably bonkers in all meanings (except Lou who is not bonking, at the moment, just bonkers!!!!) You have every right to be horny, you HAVE to get preg before your period (aka Red Tide of Doom - RTD on this thread!) arrives and then you can confuse the medical profession by telling them when your last RTD was!!

Likin Guccianna for baby lemonmuffintop, or there is Destiny, Lollipop, or wherever she was conceived?!

I have some quality street to share here, I better offer them round before I trough the lot and need more fillings! Cos as I am NOT preg, I have to pay for dental work. You preggy lot can eat the toffees and rot your teeth and then your NHS cards can pay!

Lia I was hoping you would pop up - queen of the piss-sticks!! and tell me to hold off! Thank you.

Mulled I don't think Park is a nice name for a girl? How about Dazzaella, Lemony? Or Cherry (or some sort of fruit as that works well with muffin)...

Cherry Park - that would include muffins and where the baby was conceived.

Jumps up and pounces on Liathebirthingandpoasqueen missed you.

I like Cherry Park Muffin, good name!

Just posting really to say that I have de-christmassed my house and my name! (although had to look in FAQ to find out how to undo my name!)

Am keeping the name - prefer it to the other one and it can be used in any season - says I - so there.

Yeah I'm back to normal & the house is bare since Sunday (before the back went)!!!!

My new sexy undies from Ann Summers today. Mr Fairy is excited... Nothing slutty tho! Quite nice bits should have been about 100 quid & I bought in the sale for 35!!!

Slutty is so much more fun than not-slutty (for absence of a better word!).

It's classy stuff...sexy chic! Loots of boobage & bits on show!!!! Hoping to give them an outing tomorrow if the back holds out!!!!

*Lots even not Loots