If you've got sore bits wave your turkey basters in the air like you just don't care

[Loujalou]

Our new home. Hopefully by starting this fred I will win a baby too!

PMPL! No I'm here as waiting on DH for massage!

Fingers crossed it's not too much longer lemony

Great news on Polly

Lia I've never heard of that!

Lou ME!!! ,jumps up in the air with hand raised like at school> Me! I want one - Just one little one!

Yay! He's here with the oil so am off...

Congrats to Polly, Great News!

Sounds like FairyG had a good night! and I hope that Lemonys dd is better this morning.

Me - boobs not sore any more. No RTD, just mental debilitation! Aaaaarrrgh! Can't be preg. RTD will turn up tues/wed probably so just warning you that if when the pit starts wailing and howling and making odd noises - just throw down cushions, alcohol and chocolate!

Good Luck Lemony

Passes FiveAlive a test. Not that I think you should use it!

Thanks Lou, I did purposely go for a wee this morning and think "Right no more FMU therefore stop beating yourself up until tomorrow!!!"

Will have to see what willpower there is in the morning as I think I do have a test in the house - haven't looked though!

Lemony ooooooooooo how exciting any news?

Nother have you got date for first scan yet?

Umbongo keeping fingers crossed for you lovely

Big snogs at the rest of you - got to run but will be popping back later to see how Lemony is getting on x

Drags Biccie back for a proper snog.

Maybe no Lemony news is good news.... Maybe she has a new little Jeffrey.

Squashyone how are you doing??

PMPL! I fell asleep!!!! Although DH did snuggle up behind me, cup one boob & say "bloody hell there's so much more than a handful!" So DH thinks bigger, they ache but am I just putting symptoms in my head???

halle I read that as she had a little Jaffa as in cake & was gonna say thats orange not lemon!!!!

Bongo got the cushions back out after putting them away in case of lemony's gush of waters!!! Bring on the choco & alcohol!!!!

Arrrgggghhhhh still no baby! But dd is a little better, cleaning up sick at 3.30 in the morning is so not my idea of fun.

Going to take dd to the park tommorow and walk and walk until something happens!

Hope your undies see some action tonight Fairy!

Big waves to all you other lovely chavs, off to drink some White lightening, might get things going. Wish me luck.

Aww Lemony, apparently it's a 24 hour virus going round again

I hope so too!!!!!

Good Luck again Lemony! Pleased your dd is on the up.

RTD here. Thanks for the cushions FairyG, will get snuggled in down here with my box of kleenex. I did think that this month we had done it. I really did have sore boobs, but only for a few days, so whatever it was, it decided not to stay. I did soooooo want to be pregnant again in time for my due date at the end of this month. :(:(:(

I think I shall go back to see the doctor, as I think that this is not the first time that this has happened and I want to get back on the specialist list. We did make it as far as the specialist in the summer just before the mmc.:(

Fivealive you need some dishy men for the pit. I saw Sherlock Holmes last night and I wouldn't kick Robert Downey Jr out of bed. Also, here is the most gorgeous cake - choc oat cake my mum made for the people coming for lunch later. Yummy.

Go back to the GP though and make sure you get referred. Hopefully then you can get some answers. Don't take no for answer though. Make sure you get all your tests re-done as they only last 6 months or something. The clinic will need you to re-do them anyway.

Hey everyone, not had any internet this weekend and have missed the banter, thought there might be an ickle lemony arrived in my absense - hope your dd is better! That can not have been pleasant :)

HalleLouja I am okay, getting decidedly less pregnant, line getting fainter and am sure I got a negative last night. It was after two glasses of wine though, even being pregnant for a short amount of time has made me a cheap date! Don't know what possessed me to test then, am losing the plot :) How's you?

Um some sparkles to lift your spirits a bit, you can either have lambrini or champers totally up to you. And a hug, hopefully your GP will be brilliant and get you back on the list asap xxx

Hope Sunday is treating you all well, I am shattered ;)

Hello all,

Wheres the Lemony baby?
I was epecting a party here, perhaps UMBONGO can put the bunting up in the pit in readiness for the celebrations and we can all gather there (with lots of cheap plonk, left over Christmas chocs and Iceland nibbles in true chav style)

No luck for me getting an early scan, unless things go wrong (which they bloody better not), and my friend the scan lady has gone on holiday so I cant even get a sneaky free one. I have to see the midwife and beg saying my dates are all skew-wiff, (how the hell do you spell that?) and they might pretend 12 wks is sooner than it is. Worth a try .

Cheers for the bubbles Squeshie, and cake Lou much appreciated - feeling a bit better today, day one is always a tough day!

Bunting up Oldie - been shopping today too, so plenty of Iceland party trays (All This For £5!!!) in stock down here too. I will bring everything up for the party, we can go down the park, you can't have a party in the pit of despair!

Lemony Lemony Wherefore art thou Lemony

Is there a baby Lemony yet? x

No baby!! Lots of stop start contractions and I'm now getting fed up as I could still have another three weeks to go!

Went for a long walk yesterday at the park had a bag of chips and then watched dh scrub hall way floor (think he is nesting, thank god it's him not me as I hate cleaning) but nothing happened.

I'm going to lie in the bath and give this baby a good talking too.

Sorry about rtd Umbongo.

Big waves to everyone else

Haha TH is nesting already wanting to get the house all sorted for the baby's arrival. I should have more babies then I would have a beautiful house!

Lemonysnicket tell your baby to get a move on. We are all biting our nails here.

Budge up in the pit....

Well I got a scan date, thursday, beacuase I'm flippin miscarrying again.

Bad language alert

I'm so fucked off, so very fucked off. I can't let myself lose 3 babies in 8 months. Its just not FUCKING WELL fair.

So Lemony, pop out your little muffin and cheer me up!!

Oh my love. So sorry to hear that big hugs to you all. [Passes over enough booze to sedate youngie].

Um big hugs & yes go back to the specialist!!!

OMG Youngie!!!!! Big hugs for you too!

How's you squeshy

Where's the chavvy lemony????

I'm in agony & off work again - not my back but sinusitis!!!!! The left side of my face is killing!!!

CD28 for me & a weird ache just above my pelvic bone on the right! Does that mean anything? Has anyone had that???

Oh Oldie I am so very sorry to hear that, huge hugs and plenty of booze down here, you can have the big comfy beanbag too. Words are not enough, sorry.

FairyG, i'm not sure that counts as a symptom of anything other than the usual insanity!

Yep usual insanity too I feel but just thought I'd ask!

Oldie that is just crapness, hugs and all things alcoholic x

FairyG - am okay got two hpts that were negative and everything has settled down, feeling surprisingly like my old self again. Had some odd twinges though, not sure if I'm ovulating already or what? Wasn't sure how to date or try to after the d&c - the net isn't much help either :) Am joining the madness already saw an offer for 10% off at one of the IC places and bought some more tests the when we are ready - insanity!

Lemony, wish I could get my DH anywhere near cleaning equipment, is he always tidy? Fingers crossed the baby makes a quick appearance x

Ok, I'm gonna add more madness...my best friend just said WOW to my boobs & my CM when I wipe is glossy...I'm mad

hehe @Fairyg I love the insanity :)