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993 replies

Loujalou · 20/07/2010 18:51

Our new home. Hopefully by starting this fred I will win a baby too!

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Fairyontopofthexmastree · 28/12/2010 12:16

Off down the park - no-one seems to be doing anything...Have i got to that age????

How was everyone's xmas?

HalleLouja · 28/12/2010 12:20

Am grumpy today so will just sulk for no reason by myself in the park. Xmas has been lovely. Don't want to go back to work!

Fairyontopofthexmastree · 28/12/2010 14:03

Aww Lou want to share some of my Ferrero Rocher? Sure I've still got some alcohol hidden here some where

notheroldefashoinedbahHumbug · 30/12/2010 08:55

Mornin all.

I've brought a tin of Roses, you can have all the strawberry ones.

Have you all had a good Christmas? I hope so. Mine was difficult to say the least. Well my ruddy mother. Outstayed her welcome by about... the whole of Christmas.

We had thick snow and temps of minus 12. My washing froze into an iceberg in the washing machine, all the pipes froze. Its just about thawed out now and last night Ds2 came into my bed and puked all over it. I just get one thing done before the next grotty task.

DH is overwhelmed with the amount of stress 2 DCs cause... er... wait til we have 3, I say!

HalleLouja · 30/12/2010 20:26

I like mingles not strawberry roses! Ferrero Roche are gorgeous and I think I could eat a box to myself.

Mulledumbongo · 31/12/2010 11:16

I'll eat the strawberry roses!

Sorry about your mother Nother I am quite lucky in that my parents and in-laws both live down the road, so they only come over for a couple of hours at a time, not a week! I get on well with all of them but if they moved in for a week I would probably loose the plot completely!

We too had the very low temperatures, weirdly everything in this house took turns in freezing, the stop-tap outside, the ball-cock in the tank in the roof, the shower and the shower drainpipe!! When the stop tap froze I was melting snow for washing-up water!

But, no-one puked!

Ferrero Roche are orrible! Now Lindt Lindor red chocs, now your talking!

(SW No.3 by the way!)

notheroldie · 31/12/2010 11:42

Go Mulled! I'm waving my pom-poms for you.

Puking over, but I felt decidibly dodgy this morning, wishy washy and knackered, so I ate lots of breakfast and feel good. I didnt feel like this with my 2 failed pgs so I'm more hopeful. I have held off going to the Dr, as a) I was snowed in b)its been closed for the hols.

Now I will wait til the NY.

Anyone partying tonight?

I'll be in bed by 10 as usual I expect! But we will have party food for tea!!

And Ferrero rocher are LUSH.
Remember matchmakers? I loved them.

FairyNewYear · 31/12/2010 13:39

Mulled We're on 3 too so go us!!!!! No Lindor here but have a box of miniture heroes???

Oldie Christmas Day was manic but had a nice Boxing Day. DH's Nan's funeral yesterday so that was a bit stressful as DH hasn't een his mum in 3 1/2 years. It was the first time I've ever seen her - but still haven't met her as DH refused to be near her. I've never seen him so nervous, worried & upset.

Fingers crossed Oldie that it's a stayer! Xmas Grin

No Partying here - except a party for two with SWI4 I hope!!!!

Ooh matchmakers - love them at xmas!

I was puking for Britain last night but think: a) haven't been eating properly causing Metformin issues, b) too much alcohol as in some everyday and c) maybe it was the worry over DH & his fam yesterday.

Happy New Year Everyone.
xxxx

HalleLouja · 31/12/2010 13:55

Big hugs to Fairy and DH.

Fingers crossed Oldie that being ill is a good sign. I am getting a small bump but huge boobs!

FairyNewYear · 31/12/2010 15:18

Well jealous Lou but in a good way!!!! Thanks for yje hugs!

HalleLouja · 31/12/2010 16:09

Fairy you can have the boobs. They were really stupidly big to begin with and now no comment. Wink

FairyNewYear · 31/12/2010 16:19

Mine aint on the small side either so I think when I finally get there they will be like barrage balloons!!! Grin

HalleLouja · 31/12/2010 18:07

Mine were a 32GG! I need to get fitted to see what I am now. But when I got my breastfeeding bra it was a 34K. Also am relatively petite so they are noticeable...

Bicnod · 31/12/2010 18:42

Happy New Year gorgeous chavettes Grin

Mulled and Fairy got me pom poms out for you

Louja Shock at 32GG!! That is impressive lady. Mine are only just starting to fill out a bit (12 weeks now) - don't think they're going to be as pneumatic as they were with DS Sad

We had to abandon Christmas grand tour early as DS was poorly sick and grumpy and not sleeping AT ALL and we'd all had enough. We came home on 28th (were supposed to be away until today) and I'm so glad we did. I think I might DIE if he's not sleeping properly by the time #2 comes along.

So what are we all doing tonight? DH and I are getting takeaway and watching a DVD. Not sure we'll make it to midnight thanks to incredible non-sleeping child of doooooooooom.

FairyNewYear · 31/12/2010 21:36

Shock I'm only a 36DD!!! I feel like I have little fried eggs in comparison!

Thanks Biccy

DH & I are curled up on the sofa, alcohol flowing, watching TV!!!

Might nip down the park at midnight to see what Dazza, gazza & Tezza are upto & get a new year shag snog in. Might be classy with the Lambrini, sparkly thong & white uggs! Grin

notheroldie · 31/12/2010 22:10

Try 36J, thats before breast feeding aswell.
Boobs from Hell.

Go snog all the lads down the park for me will you? cos I'm too tired to get out from under my cosy blanket, and as usual will be seeing the new year in fast asleep!

Have a good night me lovelies.

Lets hope its babies all the way next year!

HalleLouja · 31/12/2010 22:31

Oldie that sounds not much fun at all.

Biccie soz your monkey is keeping you up all night. Shame you can't swap them for a more sleepy model.

Hippy new year to you alls.

FairyNewYear · 01/01/2011 00:17

Happy New Year Chavettes!!!!!! Grin

xxxx

notheroldie · 01/01/2011 10:29

FAIRY ! you go getter, you stayed up til gone midnight! You rebel.
Hope you all had good evenings.

HAPPY NEW YEAR one and all. xx

FairyNewYear · 01/01/2011 13:34

Yep & got #4 in too!!!! Wink

Lol!!!

notheroldie · 01/01/2011 13:39

Cheeky! Grin
What a way to start a NEw Year Fairy!

I started mine by puking. Great.

Mulledumbongo · 01/01/2011 15:05

Happy New Year to one and all! Hooray to all Pukers and Shaggers!

I fully intend to catch up with you tonight Fairy, with No4 as can honestly say that we haven't had a shag since last year, which of course is TERRIBLE!!!

Biccy I hope that DS is one the mend.

We had a quite night in, 2 friends, curry, fire lit, beer, wine, whisky! And a bit of Jools Holland so we knew when it was new year!

Xmas BiscuitXmas Biscuit Cor there's some boobs on this thread! Mine were B/C before ds, and are now C/D depending on bra. Why do M&S say that 70% of women are wearing the wrong size bra, when no-one can make all the bras claiming to be the same size the same?

FairyNewYear · 01/01/2011 21:32

Hey Mulled or is that Pickled???
#5 now! Never in all my teenage years did I ever have this much sex over New Years & it was Sex not WI.

Don't know about the bra thing. I'm also glad Primarni are now doing bigger sizes cos otherwise it's £20+ for a bra which is stupid but glad my bras start from £5 now.

Aww Oldie but all for a good reason!!!!

How has everyone been. So not looking forward to work on Tues!!!

Mulledumbongo · 03/01/2011 20:00

Hello.

Help.

I have actually had SWI on an approximately useful day this month. I have sore boobs. I am only on day 27 (out of up to 35) and am going mad with imaginary preg symptoms.

How soon can I test to make sure it is a BFN to squash this wretched bubble of hope that is bubbling far too enthusiastically for its own (and my) health.

Bloody hell, with that post it looks like I should jump back on the bus of optimism not hang round the park with me real matesXmas Wink

Somebody HELP MEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee......... [running screaming over the horizon emoticon] Xmas ConfusedXmas BlushXmas Hmm

HalleLouja · 03/01/2011 20:06

Sorry Mulled I am going to join you in the mental land - SWI you say and in the right time people have done less than that to win a baby. Seriously leave those sticks alone young lady!!

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