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993 replies

Loujalou · 20/07/2010 18:51

Our new home. Hopefully by starting this fred I will win a baby too!

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BicNoddyHolder · 20/12/2010 16:35

Nother that sounds a bit exciting lovely - do what Louja says and go and get a clearblue digital. Do it now now now now now! Will keep fingers, toes and everything else crossed for you.

Tinselpants you naughty girl.

Louja love me love me love me love me

Fairyontopofthexmastree · 20/12/2010 17:49

Noddy Loving the name change

Oi!!! I used to date a Tezza before DH!!!! Xmas Grin

Oldie that sounds interesting - go to dr & see if they'll do blood test.

Thanks everyone! Also looks like a 'normal' 6 day period too so fingers crossed for an xmas present that will be delievered Sept/Oct!!!! Xmas Wink

notheroldefashoinedbahHumbug · 20/12/2010 19:43

I'm a bit snowed in at the moment, so I have to hang on til we thaw, but will go get a digi stick and see Dr, he might get me a scan, tho he said last time theres not much chance unless i bleed. AND I AINT GOING THROUGH THAT AGAIN.!

FAIRY, go for it and lets have lots of support here, pom-poms a-waving!

Fairyontopofthexmastree · 20/12/2010 20:29

Thanks bahhumbug. Snows just reappeared here again...

HalleLouja · 21/12/2010 14:27

Youngie you could always tell doc a white lie ....

notheroldefashoinedbahHumbug · 21/12/2010 19:37

Just got a digital test, will do it with first pee of the day tomorrow.
I kind of need to know dates, as its been over 7 wks since ERPC and nothing to give me a guide on how many wks.
Will ring Doc tomorrow to get appt.

BicNoddyHolder · 22/12/2010 12:56

Oldie???? Any news??? Unless you have a bladder the size of the moon you must have POAS by now?

notheroldefashoinedbahHumbug · 22/12/2010 14:34

Oh blimey, its taken me ages to open this page (or any other on MN) cos of all the RED WARNINGS that keep popping up.

Anyway, yep still a BFP :) Digital one says yes too, so I'm officially up the duff, and about 5 wks. I reckon.

Yee hah!

HalleLouja · 22/12/2010 14:45

Woop woop! Fingers crossed you have a boring 8 months.

Lie to doctor and say you have had some spotting and you should be able to go to EPU at 6 weeks.

Icedlemonmuffin · 22/12/2010 15:24

Big congrats Oldie and fingers crossed for a really boring (but quick) eight months!

Had flu jab yesterday and blood taken today, from the side of my hand, so have got two sore arms and bloody heartburn. Feeling a bit sorry for myself so going to finish the box of After Eights Xmas Grin

BicNoddyHolder · 22/12/2010 19:12

Woweeeeeeeeeeeeee Grin oldie that is fabulous news. I'd definitely do what louja suggests - it will set your mind at rest.

lemony I had the flu jab too and my arm hurt to buggery for the next 3 days so I had to lie on the other side to go to sleep. After eights will definitely help heal a sorely arm.

I am SOOOOOO tired. Supposed to be icing 2 Christmas cakes tonight. ARGHHHH.

Mulledumbongo · 23/12/2010 10:37

WaHayy Oldie that is fantastic news! I hope everything goes well!

Mulledumbongo · 23/12/2010 12:13

We are going to join you soon. Swi started last night - day 15 and I should get at least one more for christmas!!! so I might even score 3 on SW this month.

(couldn't put that on the last post as dh walked in and he knows about my MN habit, but I don't think he knows how much we all tell each other!!!!!)

HalleLouja · 23/12/2010 13:28

Pmsl at Fivealive and her DH.

So chavs what are you all upto for Xmas? We aer going to a hotel for dinner and then off to my aunt's so should be chilled.

BicNoddyHolder · 23/12/2010 14:11

Just running in to say MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! We're off tonight to the depths of the New Forest so won't be around much until the New Year - lots of love and festive cheer to all you chavs x x x

Fairyontopofthexmastree · 23/12/2010 18:00

Congrats Oldie!!!!

Mulled SWI #1 today CD9 & planning to fit them in over xmas!!! Me & you next I feel!!!!! We've both been very good & it's only a little thing to ask Santa for!

HalleLou we're at my sister's to see niece & nephew. Then Boxing Day with DH's brother so both sides of the family get to see us. We're still waiting on news of DH's Nan's funeral as DH's mum doesn't speak to us & I've never met her!!!!

So I shall still be poping into the park with some alcohol to get away from the fam!!!!

Noddy Meery Christmas to you too! Have fun!!!!

xxx

harassedinhertinselpants · 23/12/2010 18:52

oldie - Yaaay!! Congratulations, and just a couple of weeks behind me. I'm 7 weeks today (but look at least twice that Hmm).

A big Merry Christmas to everyone, just in case I don't get on tomorrow!!

notheroldefashoinedbahHumbug · 24/12/2010 11:15

Merry Christmas all!!

join me down the park, ( I came early as my bloody mother is here already, and MIL tomorrow and its about all I can take!)

Feeling a bit queasy, and damn tired, really hope this is a sticky one.

Good luck Umbongo and Fairy, see if we can all get BFPs before the end of the thread? yeah?

Love and Christmas wishes to all

Icedlemonmuffin · 24/12/2010 20:44

Merry crimbo to all us chavs! I've got the cherry lambrini on ice and some blue wkd Xmas Grin

My sister phoned to say my mother said not to give birth either Christmas day or new years eve as she's busy going out and doesn't want to have to change her plans!!! Our relationship is slightly toxic.

Mil is on standby to look after dd and I'm not telling my mum till after the big event.

Was drying dds hair this morning when the sickness came back with a vengence, joy!

Hope everyone has a great day tommorow.

Mulledumbongo · 25/12/2010 00:18

Merry Christmas to one and all! Pass the lambrini Lemony!

I can now go down to the park as I have finished wrapping presents!

Have a great day everyone and good luck for those with a house full of relatives!

HalleLouja · 26/12/2010 12:12

Think Xmas is best spent not cooking and going to a restaurant / hotel for dinner Xmas Grin

Mulledumbongo · 26/12/2010 14:11

We went to my sisters, so only helped a bit! Not much cooking at all Xmas Grin

Oh and newsflash - drumroll please sunday morning sex!!!! First time in absolutely years!!!!! so up to No2 in SW and only deh 19 in the Bongo house. Cycle is long so I am hoping for another christmas present!

HalleLouja · 26/12/2010 17:48

Way hey to mister fivealive. Love morning sex. At the moment would l just like to have sex but dh is scared.

Fairyontopofthexmastree · 26/12/2010 21:41

Mulled I'm with you on #2 this morning!!! And at xmas!!! on cd12.

Pass the Lambrini, I'm filling up on a cocktail of wine, beer, whisky & something else... Xmas Grin

Was at Sister's yesterday with at least 14 people. Totally manic!

Today just us & bil joined us this evening for christmas dinner #2 as he worked yesterday. Him & DH are now snoozing on the sofa!!!

Mulledumbongo · 28/12/2010 10:55

Sex on sunday morning for two of us - must be christmas or something!! Xmas Grin
Cocktail sounds ....um.... interesting Fairy what was the something else???!!!Xmas Shock

Whats folk up to for new year? All off down the park? Or have you got real life friends coming round?