Show your best worst tree ornament

[PegDope]

All of our ornaments have a story which I love.

Some others would consider ugly but they’re meaningful to us.

My skiing avocado wins ugliest on our tree and was bought for me by my DD. Because I’m keto (eat a lot of avocado) and love skiing

Share yours!

We now have a Penicorn, too - Christmas decs have reached a higher standard than we could possibly have dreamed of!

One of the DC ordered me a cute felt cat ornament, branded Habitat, based roughly on this design:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Ornament-Acrylic-Christmas-Hanging-Lovers/dp/B0FPCVBLQ7

This is what sits on the tree, giving a whole new interpretation of Deformed Rabbit:

I still can't get past the livid squirrel on page one.

The more you look, the more fuming he becomes.

I'm more interested in the thing in the glittery coat, with the furry white hat and a beak. What is it?

Oh she’s great!

Here’s our Christmas Cornish Pasty. We used to spend a lot of time in Cornwall.

Must see if I can find a replacement googly eye in the arts and crafts box for him.

This is a lovely story 💕

We also have felted/party cat! Also thought worth a mention are 3 legged polar bear and…I’m not sure what to call this cat. Maybe she ate prostitute mouse and stole her jewellery?

May I present our fox apparently fashioned from poo. Delightful creature.

But what is the green thing that's doing a poo?

Got my tree up and boy does it feel boring compared to all of yours!

Haha, it’s a felt Xmas tree, that’s the trunk. Love poo fox!!

Love the polar bear. So cute.

Nutcracker?

The angel made by dd1 at nursery when she was 3 - she’s now 48! Sadly we’ve had to pension her off - I keep meaning to find some gold paper doyleys so I can resurrect her and restore her to her rightful place on top of the tree.

@GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER thats fabulous!!

Hurrah!!

@C8H10N4O2 and @XmasUterus I'm loving the felt party cat - looks like a cross between Bagheera and Jess after a night on the tiles.

I see your Xmas uterus but I also see a cows head.

Alas I think I am destined to be Penicornless. Apparently Tesco Ireland don’t have them. Am bereft.

@PegDope I will go to our Tesco tomorrow and see if they still have any. If they do, then I'll get one for you and pop it in the post.

Watch this space...🦄

@RescueMeFromThisSilliness you are so kind, thank you ☺️

My kids said this very thing! Although I think they’d do anything to detract from how embarrassed they were when their mum started going on about her beautiful Xmas uterus and giving the little one an anatomical lesson..

🦄!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll pm you.

🍆🦄 surely?