Show your best worst tree ornament

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All of our ornaments have a story which I love.

Some others would consider ugly but they’re meaningful to us.

My skiing avocado wins ugliest on our tree and was bought for me by my DD. Because I’m keto (eat a lot of avocado) and love skiing

Share yours!

Yay to all the new Penicorns!

Erm… 🤯

Mine are all ancient glass ones, some of them date back to 1930s so very fragile and precious. Man in the Moon has his nose smashed in last year but I still love him

Mine are all ancient glass ones, some of them date back to 1930s so very fragile and precious. Man in the Moon has his nose smashed in last year but I still love him

I had to name change for this one as outing if you know me!! I am totally in love with my Xmas uterus that my cousin gave me last week as part of our family secret Santa. I think she’s beautiful!!

I feel I need to know a bit more about Little Frank…

Here she is! Sexy snowman 🤣

This is a brilliant thread!!

This is why need the 😂😂😂😂 emoji back!!

Last year I got these two at a craft fair - Mick and Twigs

@Peachplumpear38 Why is sexy snowman wearing boxing gloves?

Saving this so I can add to it tomorrow. We have the angry snowman as the head of our tree, he was made from a polystyrene cup by my then 5 year old and he is marvellous

Little Frank looks 'armless.

That moon though is terrifying!

Quite jealous i cannot have my tree up yet, damp proofing inside and out just been done and iv no skirting boards until tomorrow evening! I need to find sozzled santa and the Christmas burger 🤣

I present; the angry snowman! He’s sat atop our tree for 10 whole years and was crafted by my then 5 year old son. We love him

She’s a strong, independent woman who isn’t afraid to use her femininity but will also kick your ass if you cross her,

@Peachplumpear38 she’s both sexy and aggressive. The best combination for the Christmas spirit

@IndigoIsMyFavouriteColour he looks like he has seen a lot, bless him!

The most out of place decoration is a cannabis leaf. The story, my mum passed away unexpectedly nearly 3 years ago and we bought this in her memory. Not because she was a stone head, but because on her first Caribbean cruise she brought our dd a T-shirt home that had a cannabis leaf on it plus other items. Dd was 7 or 8 at the time and dm couldn’t understand why we were horrified and didn’t know what a cannabis leaf looked like! this story even made it into her story of her life at her funeral 😂.
So each Christmas the leaf gets put in the tree, we remember the story, laugh and remember my DM & GM.

I bring you the Starfish Santa (made with a real starfish and sent from relative in Canada) and The Felted Party Cat after a Christmas Eve Pub Crawl!

This is one of the best ever threads.
I’m sending my DC off to the Big Tesco on a Penicorn hunt.
That and a couple of bottles of Chocolate Orange Baileys - the drink of the gods! Hopefully there will be a bauble to honour that glorious product next year.

eta -
I love the descriptive names pals have for their awful/wonderful baubles; nothing yet beats Penicorn.
And - thank you OP.

Dearest Festive Chums, I bring you Glad news of Great Joy and Good Fortune.

My quest for the elusive perky equine has been successful and my tree is now fully Penicorned up.😁

Little Frank is wearing Big Frank's pants.

I was in Las Vegas in October and bought these tavky treats. You can actually pull the little lever on the slot machine and it makes the symbols whizz round!

Not RTFT and was falling about at prostitute mouse, Justin Welby and Penicorn 😂 but for some reason I just love the stolen Pizza Express dough ball bauble! That is just the kind of thing I would do and I need to find a pizza express now.

@Mydadsbirthday it was a highlight for me

I love my rubber ducky

Penicorn’s unite!