Countdown to Christmas 2020 (Thread 10): the one with the Very Important Participants!

[NoWordForFluffy]

Here we go!

I've got a busy day tomorrow, so I'm starting this now, ready for when it's needed.

Nero your inner 😇 knows you are right, and so does your inner 😈
Just get one delivered while he's out somewhere on a very important errand, or some other made up reason You can blame me if you like.😎

and me

And me. I bought one this morning. 🐑🐑🐑

It was havoc @MumBobs this morning , Dd1 was supposed to be going this morning for us to have a day off but Mum had eaten 2 boxes of Sugar free sweets and they had caused her to have in her words 'an explosion' in the night, this has happened before and you would think she would know not to do it Poor Bob l say, he had to get up and sort her out in the night ! Anyway to cut a long story short , we went up very early instead and sorted her out, showered and dressed, another 2 loads of washing done and out on the line and a good old scrub of the bathroom later and a Dioralyte sachet, a cuppa tea and a bar of Cadburys choc and she was much better, Dd1 doing tomorrow now instead l couldn't expect her to sort that mess out . She'd give her notice in!
Anyway alls well that ends well

@TheWoollybacksWife

And me. I bought one this morning. 🐑🐑🐑

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Woolly 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

That Fluffy-three-freezers has got a lot to answer for 😂

@TheWoollybacksWife

That Fluffy-three-freezers has got a lot to answer for 😂

😂😂😂

Mrs
STOP BUYING HER THE BLOODY SUGAR FREE SWEETS 💩
I don't care if she likes them - she's not the one dealing with the consequences again and again
If she does it again - sorry, you're on your own.
She knows what happens if she has to many but still gorges on them. NO.
It's not fair on you, DH or DD1.

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Oops. Sorry not sorry!

@pussycatinboots

Mrs STOP BUYING HER THE BLOODY SUGAR FREE SWEETS 💩 I don't care if she likes them - she's not the one dealing with the consequences again and again If she does it again - sorry, you're on your own. She knows what happens if she has to many but still gorges on them. NO. It's not fair on you, DH or DD1.

I was just about to say this!

@TheWoollybacksWife

That Fluffy-three-freezers has got a lot to answer for 😂

Next thread title?😉🤣🤣

Fluffy saved you a bit of typing 😉

In my defense 😅 Bob has been taking her that B&Ms/Home bargains/Aldis they have these boxes of SF sweeties at the tills 🙄😂 l rest my case , it was a done deal 😱😂
However Bob will think twice before he leaves her buy them again 😂😂😂

If Bob is capable of taking her shopping and cleaning her up, why do they even need you to do so much for them? Sounds a bit odd.

Mrs Then Bob has just volunteered to clean up any "accidents" - well done Bob. 🤦🏻‍♀️
Until she ends up having to sort it out HERSELF she'll carry on.
You have to impress upon Bob that she cannot have SF sweets.

And yes, Boots, I shall insert 3 freezers into the next thread title! Ooh-err mrs and ouch all in one, I feel! 😂😂

She has them in his car, they must take a day or two to work 🤔🧐🤮
Apart from that , Bob is trying to put a curtain rail up , it's like a ski run its so unlevel 😂😱

That's the problem though . They can't see to clean. Their cleaning up was just horrific. I won't go into It because it will put you off your tea , don't think he will let her have any SF anything again ! 🙄 😂

Mrs then get them to employ a cleaner.

and break into Bobs car and clear out the sweets.

Bob isn't capable. They are an accident waiting to happen 😱

No sweets left l checked 😂

If they're an accident waiting to happen they need to go into care homes. My gran went into one when she was unsafe at home. IT'S NORMAL and what they're there for.

Yes they do need to go in a care home l totally agree with you ! Dh and l could have a bit of life then. They want to stay together .l can't blame them .