Countdown to Christmas 2020 (thread 9): Vibrating beds and tiny choppers!

[NoWordForFluffy]

Here we go. We're still a chatty bunch. We're going to knock any previous thread count into a cocked hat!

Go, go, go...

Me too Most, we could maybe keep stuff for next Christmas in there or this Christmas if we munch it quicker such as cards, tags, stamps, stocking fillers etc [santa] Yes that's how I felt when I had food poisoning lost a stone in four days

@Themostwonderfultimeoftheyear

They are pants aren't they mrs!

I plan to get the nice roses tin :)

So DS was all better by 10:30 this morning and wasn't actually sick just lethargic so he will be in nursery tomorrow while I actually rest. I'm consoling myself that this will all help with the weight loss!

The tin is lovely l do like that Most so glad Ds is better love him Fluffy that is brilliant yay! Chips well done on your continued exercising l am all agog & cheering you on from my sofa

Only trouble is l don't like Roses

chips DH gets shin splints and he always looks in a lot of pain with them. Best not to push it - could you power walk and avoid them?

If we ever host I would do personalised crackers most we never host because MIL is far away, FIL and DM are too stubborn to allow anyone else to cook a Christmas dinner for them

I've just had a look through the Cath Kidston sale, Joules and Matalan. Nothing is catching my eye yet but I'm looking.... 🎄 🎄

I have been doing the same Crazy not feeling it l am afraid
Not like me but there we go , l think the top toys have done it for me , they are not very good imho l have been looking forward to the announcement too like the child l am
However we are watching JO on C4 and really enjoying it , his chicken stiffed with sausages looked lovely & simple too

'his chicken stiffed' has made me laugh my head off

Man arrived just after 6, on his way home.
My pilot light was dusty
All fixed in 10mins and I have had a lovely hot shower

Mrs How do you stiff a chicken? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

and don't say "with a sausage"
I'm dying here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I think I have a thread title for thread 10! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@pussycatinboots

Mrs How do you stiff a chicken? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Very carefully

Boot haven't you taught Dh to dust the pilot light , l mean standards gel, standards it's too much watching that S4C

@NoWordForFluffy

I think I have a thread title for thread 10! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

glad to be of service @NoWordForFluffy

Glad the plumber man arrived Boots

I had a look at CK and think some of the stuff would be good for my SIL even though she never bothers her arse to pick nice things for us but hey ho I think she would like them

You wring it's neck Mrs

only another 780 posts to go...until the stiffed chicken thread - not that it will bring any weirdos out to play, oh no.🤔

Dusty pilot light really does sound like a euphemism! 🙈😂

glad that my predicament was so amusing
DH has just checked the flame - it's still on, happy days!

I suspect the dusty pilot light might be thread 11...we're gonna need more threads

@pussycatinboots

only another 780 posts to go...until the stiffed chicken thread - not that it will bring any weirdos out to play, oh no.🤔

You mean loads of weirdos aren't already here?! 🤔🤔

Vibrating beds, tiny choppers and now 'stiffing a chicken' 😳😱 I am clutching my pearls here not really, more doing a dirty chuckle 😂

I'm watching JO on catch up now. I had to watch adverts for the first time in months. The surf advert has irritated me - who is this person with the annoying voice and what nonsense is "perf with surf?" 😡

Fluffy 😂🤣😂

That advert is fucking dire, Crazy!

Not just stiffing a chicken .... oh nooooooo......
It was stiffing a chicken with a great big sausage

@NoWordForFluffy
Glad your pilot light is still ok Boot
I better get to bed need my beauty sleep
Night everyone

Talk about stiffing a chicken, pooing through the eye of a needle here stomach really tender.

Night Mrs