Am I a wanker...

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... to buy poundland tinsel and trimmings?

I've just ordered the first 24 (of maybe 100 I have planned) baubles and have got quite nicey ones.

Theme wise I'm going traditional coca cola advert red white and gold...

So ramblings aside, would I be a wanker to get as much tinsel (and possibly shiny glittery beads on a string) from poundland??

Should I invest more to make it perfect for DD?

The actual one they sent in the email was me being nice

Ah, you are doomed to be misunderstood

I'm going to get banned :(

I'll be good MN, promise!!

Can't believe Jesus punched me in the tit having already turned me into wine :(
That does it, christmas is making a comeback!

Oh bollockeyes am I gonna get a carpening too? My language was worse and I think I called Santa a cunt?? Ps how old are we all??

I actually called someone a cunt repeatedly . More than one person in fact. Sorry MN!

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Sorry netmums! clips in shoe licking tongue-piece

Also bollockeyes

Here I am! And I am so not pleased with you Jesus. I am as we speak casting a cunning christmas spell which will turn you forthwith into a great big quivering pile of the cheapest, tackiest tinsel FOREVER.

Boom!

Im 32 and should know better! DH keeps getting woke bymy snorting lol

Netmums?

I should know better but it's fun to be foul

I definitely should no better,but I just snorted at bollockeyes.

Know not fucking no.

Fucking mumsnet not nemms...am pissed lol

I was sniggering at no waiting for you to notice

Wish I was pissed

I'm omnipotent Christmas, you dick

Noooo feeling sickful now lol bollockeyes is cuntpuffins cousin

cunt puffin!!

Ah bollocks.
Well I can still set my reindeer on you, you cuntwash

Cunt wash!

Me and my sisters used to call each other fanny wash

Hey where did your cabbages go??

Who's cabbages??