Am I a wanker...

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... to buy poundland tinsel and trimmings?

I've just ordered the first 24 (of maybe 100 I have planned) baubles and have got quite nicey ones.

Theme wise I'm going traditional coca cola advert red white and gold...

So ramblings aside, would I be a wanker to get as much tinsel (and possibly shiny glittery beads on a string) from poundland??

Should I invest more to make it perfect for DD?

That is so sweet, you cuntslop! I'll PM you once my laptop recovers

Perhaps wear this on Christmas morning?. It would be more festive in red, mind.

I'm not getting dressed on christmas morning.. Fuck that in the arse.

BUT I'll get it to wear to Mums, she'll love it!

Turns into

Um.

What else can I turn stuff into?

A donkey or an Easter egg or something.

Christmas Cunt

wrapping all my presents in this

I read furry cuffs as furry muff

Turn shit into TINSEL

A wanker came traveling
From poundland afar
He reached B and M
And he purchased a star
As he trudged into Harrods,
He saw
From a far
A cunt.in a grey saggy bra...

Not typing the la la la las...cba

Xx

Christmas card

I'm going to sing that back at any cunts carolers that dare to ring my doorbell

usual I'm getting that for my mates. And my parents

oh holey pants..your cunt it.is a showing
It is the night that the tinsel we buy
Long live the wankers who work the tills in poundland...

Oh fuck it u do it lol

I'm not creative like you! You write them, I'll shout them

St Nick and the elves are all munters
They sell rudolph's ass to the hunters
They get their balls out
And to Mumsnet they shout
"From we wankers to you, Merry Cuntmas!"

hahahahahaha best one yet hahahaha

You lot of stinking bints have broken Christmas. Tiny Tim will be lying dead in the street this year and its all your fault :(

I just got told off by MNHQ

I blamed all of you by the way, said I'm young and impressionable;
Sorry arse hats

Told off for ruining Christmas ?

For the language

It won't be the language (they swear like dockers)- it will be the swearing AT other posters, ie personally attacking them. You get away with it when done with love, but not if you mean it. The trick is to be really nice to everyone, and when you burst and call them a cunt, put a grin face after it. That way you scrape by as a loveable rogue. Otherwise they ban you.