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Am I a wanker...

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TessTackle · 24/09/2013 18:47

... to buy poundland tinsel and trimmings?

I've just ordered the first 24 (of maybe 100 I have planned) baubles and have got quite nicey ones.

Theme wise I'm going traditional coca cola advert red white and gold...

So ramblings aside, would I be a wanker to get as much tinsel (and possibly shiny glittery beads on a string) from poundland??

Should I invest more to make it perfect for DD?

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IamChristmas · 25/09/2013 19:35

Actually following revised policies and procedures sprouts are officially banned from Christmas from 2013 onwards.
Not such a cabbage botherer now am I?

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TessTackle · 25/09/2013 19:37

1-1

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IamChristmas · 25/09/2013 19:42

And Christmas just flicked a bogey at Jesus...

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 25/09/2013 20:11
IamChristmas · 25/09/2013 20:15

Schoolboy error there Jesus, I just kicked your bare bottom

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 25/09/2013 20:58

Well, being as how I am all-knowing and all-powerful, I gripped your foot between my arse cheeks and twirled you round by your leg in a highly effective and brutal karate-style takedown manoeuvre.

Hey, Christmas. Is it just us left on the thread, do you think? If so, did we just win Christmas?

IamChristmas · 25/09/2013 21:13

Yeah Grin I think we did!

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TessTackle · 25/09/2013 21:14

I'm still here you fuckers Grin

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MurderOfGoths · 25/09/2013 21:19

Fucks sake you lot! I avoid the Christmas topic normally for being dull as shit, why are you all having fun in here without me??

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TessTackle · 25/09/2013 21:23

Sorry Goths I would have invited you but I don't really know who the fun cunts are Wine

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MurderOfGoths · 25/09/2013 21:25

Haha, not sure if "fun cunt" is a compliment or an insult Grin

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TessTackle · 25/09/2013 21:28

Most definitely a compliment

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JesusInTheCabbageVan · 25/09/2013 21:49

Goths aren't very Christmassy Sad Murder is a bit Christmassy (Herod etc) but still not very.

IamChristmas · 25/09/2013 22:36

Goths could become Christmassy perhaps...if we were allowed to decorate them with ( fancy) tinsel.....?

MurderOfGoths · 25/09/2013 23:07

You are not decorating me with tinsel Shock

IamChristmas · 25/09/2013 23:20

Maybe just a couple of baubles then? Grin

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TessTackle · 25/09/2013 23:22

There are baubles that say cunt goths

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MurderOfGoths · 25/09/2013 23:24

Hmm.. ok then Grin

HalfSpamHalfBrisket · 25/09/2013 23:49

Goffs can be festive! I used to have a lovely black tree that I decorated with matt black baubles and a Jack Skellington instead of a fairy. No lights, obv, as the intention was to absorb light rather than twinkle.

MurderOfGoths · 25/09/2013 23:55

I might still possibly have a black Xmas tree... but I so want a Jack Skellington to go on it!

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TessTackle · 26/09/2013 08:34

Goths try eBay? I just had a quick look but can't link from my phone

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