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Am I a wanker...

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TessTackle · 24/09/2013 18:47

... to buy poundland tinsel and trimmings?

I've just ordered the first 24 (of maybe 100 I have planned) baubles and have got quite nicey ones.

Theme wise I'm going traditional coca cola advert red white and gold...

So ramblings aside, would I be a wanker to get as much tinsel (and possibly shiny glittery beads on a string) from poundland??

Should I invest more to make it perfect for DD?

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IamChristmas · 24/09/2013 20:31

I have been telling those elves to toughen up for years. They're soft as shit.

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 24/09/2013 20:31

IamChristmas

Right you fucker. Christmas is all about me, and my mini brassicas.

Gloves off time. Cunt.

WorldPeaceAndFreeProsecco · 24/09/2013 20:31
Grin

Fucking Elf and Safety bastards.

KeemaNaanAndCurryOn · 24/09/2013 20:32

Christmas is crying right now.

ArtexMonkey · 24/09/2013 20:35

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TessTackle · 24/09/2013 20:35

This is all too much. I'm crying!
Please please fight Jesus, Christmas! So counter productive but so fucking funny

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TessTackle · 24/09/2013 20:36

Elf and safety?! Fucking Elf and safety!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa

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JesusInTheCabbageVan · 24/09/2013 20:37
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TessTackle · 24/09/2013 20:37

Oh Artex you shiny cunt!! I'll pay for it all, I don't expect presents!

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IamChristmas · 24/09/2013 20:38

Right Jesus you dirty snot rag, I am going to teach you a lesson you'll never forget.
Nobody messes with Christmas. The elves might be soft as shite but my reindeer will take your face off.

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TessTackle · 24/09/2013 20:38

My laptop has crashed GrinGrinGrinGrin
I think it was all too much

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KeemaNaanAndCurryOn · 24/09/2013 20:39

In the Gold (Frankincense and Myrrh) corner we have...
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS!

In the CocaCola Happy Holidays corner we have...
CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!

3....2.....1.....

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TessTackle · 24/09/2013 20:40

Omfg stop it you cunts.
Gold frankincense and myrrh GrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

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IamChristmas · 24/09/2013 20:41

Actually, would it be very inconvenient if I put the ruckus on hold whilst I have my dinner :) as I may have mentioned earlier it's been a very long day, and even Christmas gets hungry you know.
But later on.....oooohh...heads will roll!

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 24/09/2013 20:41

That's that cunt tellt.

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TessTackle · 24/09/2013 20:42

Good god Christmas, get some food in your Face!!! I've eaten a huge bag of skittles and spat half of them on the laptop laughing while reading this shit

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LauraChant · 24/09/2013 20:42

Please fight Jesus Christmas

Made me laugh so much I woke up my sleeping child.

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 24/09/2013 20:42

Hah. I've already had my dinner. I had spaghetti carbonara.

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TessTackle · 24/09/2013 20:43

I had vegetable soup, trying to be elfy hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa

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Skrybal · 24/09/2013 20:45

Nah...the naffer the better..and Slade on the radio!

IamWine · 24/09/2013 20:47

Oh no, Jesus you and your dastardly powers. Now I am wine :(
Actually...that might not be such a bad thing.

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TessTackle · 24/09/2013 20:48

If you become mojito you're in trouble!!

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usualsuspect · 24/09/2013 20:48

Is this sparkly enough for ya

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TessTackle · 24/09/2013 20:48

Slade is a must skry

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TessTackle · 24/09/2013 20:49

I'm about to buy that usual you clever bastard!

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