Traditional "It would appear that I am in labour, but when will it actually get going properly thread

[AnguaVonUberwald]

I have been having period like pains and backache since friday evening, last night I had an hour and a half of really intense contractions every few minutes, that suddenly stopped, had a few this morning as well, but now back to the period like pains and backache, how long could this go on for?

Guys - I've posted an epic account of an epic birth on this thread

Thanks for all your support over the past few weeks.

Angua, where are you?????

Well done! You did a fab job HQ.

I'm joining the nosy interfering old cow club, then Count me in!

rohan - we've got a booking for our nosy interfering old cow skills for Poledra in July

Yay!
Congrats Angua.

WAAAAAHHHEEEEEYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

welcome, Joseph Sebastian - ye awkward little bugger ye!

We have been waiting a long time for you, my lad

Angua - well done

It's all bloody well worth it, isn't it!

Congrats to you and Mr. Carrot on the birth of your fab baby wolf.

(still be here for bacon/fakon butties for everyone else, btw... don't be going anywhere!)

Starlight - we'll still be here in September, you keep that Blackberry on you all the time

At last! Baby VonUberwald makes his appearance! I have been lurking since you started the thread Angua and I'm really pleased Joseph Sebastian is here at last, well done to you and your beautiful baby.

Angua - you nearly filled a WHOLE thread with your pre-labour and labour and birth

at last!!! Congrats to you Angua - is the baby more wolf or dwarf? I guess a bit of both if he's a hairy 6footer

Anyone left to pop?

Angua... take that baby to the Cranial Osteopath! Congratulations btw

welcome joseph sebastien and big congratulations to mr and mrs angua!

i am delighted to hear of your son's safe arrival, and wish you every happiness together as a family

but lulu, what a thread!

I mean, WOW!!!!

two eleven pounders, a bathroom hallway emergency birth and now a werewolf/dwarf cross!

You don't get that on every thread, I can tell ye!

you;re right squonk, you are now officially the lucky mascot for the labour threads!

but no more fakon

well, having discussed things with rl people, I have decided that seriously thinking about rl doula-ing wouldn't be a bad idea, twould be almost like coursework, wouldn't it?

Well, 60 posts aint going to eb enough for those of us still waiting! I expect a follow-up thread, and can we do crumpets now?

VS - you can have whatever I can fit under my cybergrill

ooh I love crumpets

with real butter.

ke sure they are crispy though, DP made me some yesterday that were chewy and half-cooked

well, honestly, VS - what a twat!

PMSL at squonk!!

mars, remind me to email you in the morrow about summat... not urgent

and put more than enough butter on. The butter should seep through and fall off the edges...