Finger up the bum 'surprise'!!

[oopsadaisyme]

Lol, funny no one warns you of this after you give birth!!

Erm, what?

dont know what you are talking about

Would that be your painkilling pessary?

I think I was told "I'm just going to pop this pain killer up your bottom" - I was past caring.

Definitely don't remember that...

Clearly I missed out.

What the ACTUAL fuck?

I didn't have one of those either.

What do you mean?

three vaginal births. Never had a finger or anything else stuck up my arse

I had a pessary post ceasarean.
Is that what you mean?!

I never got a pessary either (or a finger!)

I had this after my 4th birth, was not very pleased. Hurt more than the birth!

I've had two vaginal births, and both times, had things 'pushed' back up my bum without forewarning!

Also just been on a thread here with alot of people having the same??!!

I did. Was a shocker that's for sure.

To check the stitches hadn't sewn the arsehole.

Nit what you want after a 12 hour labour!

Eh? Never heard of that before.

Um, what?

I've had two natural births.

Never had a finger up my bum.

Media yeah, I had stitches twice two , so that was probably it, but they could warn you lol!!

Yeah I had that as part of the stitching. I'd forgotten till I read this thread.

I had that post stitches. Both times They just check they have not accidentally sewn your bum hole up!!!!

Told all my mates - only one had it too.

We are special OP.

Lmao I had two caesarians with morphine pessaries each time. Bloody marvellous things, I had less of a problem with that than the doctor who shoved his forearm up my vajajay without even a how do you do! Although proceedings were lightened when my DH said to the doctor whilst he was elbow deep, "tell me doctor, will she ever play piano again" strangely only me and DH laughed, everyone else in the room were stunned into silence which only made me giggle more which then made extraction of arm more tricky. Ooh happy memories!

Yep, after my stiches. Twice. Midwife told me to clinch her fingers

cake lol!!!

Iwas AHHH, so glad your in my gang, was thinking I was abused by an over caring midwife there lol!!! x

I was going to say it hadn't happened to me, then realised I had an epidural and have absolutely no idea.

yep.
for patacetamol suppository and to check for damage.
but always announced and explained.

Clench even