Laid back but taking no shit, only Schnitzel...

[SeaShellsInTheMoonlight]

sorry, my phone ground to a halt on the other thread this morning!

I hope you found me :)

sorry all
am not coming home
am leaving dh and my senisible family life and am going to elope with a de waard albatros. or a lepelaar. either or. am not fussy.
GIGANTIC camping store was my own personal private disney land.

love to all

xxx

not really

not really not coming home
not not really love to all

go i sound drunk

drunk on dutch canvas. and ZIPS so many zips. zips for canopies zipis fir side panels zips for iners and little hanging pockets.

dh is SO converted. well he didnt say no and he loved the variolfel.
hahahaahhaha
year after next maybe we will return and get one

bored in car
holland is very flat isnt it

i spy with my little eye something beginning with s

not really not coming home
not not really love to all

go i sound drunk

drunk on dutch canvas. and ZIPS so many zips. zips for canopies zipis fir side panels zips for iners and little hanging pockets.

dh is SO converted. well he didnt say no and he loved the variolfel.
hahahaahhaha
year after next maybe we will return and get one

whoa
what happened there
stupid kindle

ooh zip love. Yes, you can elope with the albatros, just take me with you!

When are you back in blighty?

Hope all heads healed. I will admit to a couple of paracetomol today. And a bit of a visit to the clarks website. That stray off into style and beauty and the discovery of the 20% off code was a bit much for me. Oops. (BEFRIENDS)

Slubber, you will need to take your family for a trip to Tate Liverpool. one of the displays is a Beard Cart with a healthy choice of hirsuitism to suit hir or him.

zip love now very strong
i love our cabanon. perfect for touring holiday like we have just done but a distict lack of zips.
you can understand why the de waards anre called storm tenten. they are so well made. i am atrue besotted follower now.
what converted dh were the huge porch ares you can make with the flying awnings but all snug and protected from welsh gale with the side panels.

beard cart sounds fabulous.

arrive in hull first thing in morning. then driffield for mustard drop off to greatgrandmother then home. unload. then out to collect beloved elsie.

Have you missed Elsie more than your bed?

oh yes
havent missed bed at all

hav missed free washing machine. proper cup of tea. big towels and vegetables

and regular bowel motions

lowers tone in the pointy brackets

How many more hours on the arsing kindle left?

Pokes pork and soft loo roll through slubber's letterbox

sorry
i do suffer terribly from campers bowel

uh well arsing kindle posting will continue until ship sails probably. w are at europoort now sat in the queue. dds are beyond excited. dh took them to the little cinema on the way here. and there is a ball pool and yorkshire puddings in the buffet.

what are the origins of the grain emoticon. imissed its creation

oh god
no more pork bramble
i am all porked out
vegetables and prunes is wher im at

Driffield! Wave at Brid for me then slubber (secret East Riding girl here). Hope the ferry crossing is good for you, I love ferries. I also love zips, in winter it's the sound of a good zip that often makes me really long to be camping. I know you'll be sad to be home but I have to say the constant availability of water from taps and being able to brush my teeth without and unknown men pooing near by helped the transition back to being in a house.

nice to see you back, VERY commendable commitment to the thread there Jet, did you have to use A4 paper to note everything down! Chippy I am at your bell tent on the lawn.

Right my name is lost and I am a Skoda owner. I now have a sensible car, so begins the slide into middle age. ( although is is seriously fast) I have 'accidentaly' left DH off the temporary insurance so it is mine, all mine, for the next week!

God I come across as so exciting don't I, having professed love for not only Skoda's and zips but ferries, party time over here indeed.

Cinema, ball pit and Yorkshire puddings, you are seriously spoiling those children slubber.

iirc [grain] was a bastardisation of [ grin ], which someone (Yellow?) posted many moons ago by mistake when she'd had too much gin. We all decided it was yet another example of our notrightintheheadness and another way of keeping strangers at bay. So we continue to use it with gay abandon.

Please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong [grain]

Must wear glasses. Though lost had a lightweight zimmer frame for a moment there. Good work losty.

Yorkshire pud, cinema and ball pits are almost enough to make me get over my lifelong spectacular seasickness. [chick crumb]

ooooh at your new skoda losty. lovely and yours all yours. if i can become delerious with joy about a detacable tent panel you can be seriously excited about a new car.

will wave at brid. is nice there.

ta notwaving. i hated not knowing. felt all left out.

and what is a chick crumb when it is at home

You all made a lot more sense when I was on the ale every night .

I'm knackered today as ds2 has taken a layer of skin off his bum following his first taste of orange . Cue a second sleepless night .

there is cabaret too bramble
two restaurants
a shop selling tat
and the cabins have towels and hooks and many lighting options

the fun never ends with p and o ferries

oh no funtimes. that is horrid for ds and you

a bit more shite spelling, Slubber and you will have morphed into Cod's cousin. All "no capital letters and random lines and sentences"!

Funtime - is DS allergic to citrus? Was it a severe allergic reaction? That sounds terrible.