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Laid back but taking no shit, only Schnitzel...

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SeaShellsInTheMoonlight · 13/09/2011 08:38

sorry, my phone ground to a halt on the other thread this morning!

I hope you found me :)

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Slubberdegullion · 14/09/2011 08:28

thank you jet.
will have a look on the map and see where gouda is. the long church has piqued dhs iterest

SeaShellsInTheMoonlight · 14/09/2011 08:29

Xpost-Slubber you really have gone feral!! Grin

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Slubberdegullion · 14/09/2011 08:29

awesome. a post code too. thanks jet

JetLi · 14/09/2011 08:44

From the De Waard website, 2 branches look close-ish

De Waard tents Gouda
Address:
Camp Ring 20
2803 PE Gouda
Telephone: 0182-55 50 29
KvK nr: 16042354

Hours:
Monday: 10.00 - 18.00
Tuesday: 10.00 - 18.00
Wednesday: 10.00 - 18.00
Thursday: 10.00 - 18.00
Friday: 10.00 - 18.00
Saturday: 10.00 - 18.00
Sunday: Closed

or
De Waard tents Roermond:

Schaarbroekerweg 4a
6042 EJ Roermond
Telephone: 0475-34 66 16
KvK nr: 04063067

Funtimewincies · 14/09/2011 10:05

Nice to see Chippy and JetLi back again Smile.

Slubber might need to bed down with the chooks for a bit on her return bramble in order to ease herself back to civilisation Hmm.

notwavingjustironing · 14/09/2011 10:27

Am loving Jet's commitment to the cause of the last thread. You are very thorough in your analysis Jet, very impressed! Grin

It's been a bit like a very complicated novel where people appear and reappear, with many strands to their lives, with the one constant of "Slubber In Forrin". It seems rather apt to have her back with the onset of a new one.

I'm so dull at the moment. Feel really down and fed up - is is just the onset of Autumn and the fact that there doesn't seem like much to look forward to? I can't shake the feeling, and yet I know there are tons of people having a much rougher time than me at the moment.

On the plus side, remember me moaning ages and ages ago about the fact that my consultant had asked for a second opinion and was going to have another look at things? No? Well anyway, she did, and she did, and I had another scan and another set of bloods and everything came back normal. So hopefully that is that for the time being. I can remember at the time being amazed at the fact that you all came down on the side of the medics, but now I know you all have proper Wink jobs, I can understand why.

I won't recap on all your posts, but needless to say, I have followed and enjoyed them all so far.

And if you can make me laugh as well, so much the better. Off for a quiet harrumph to myself now.

YellowDinosaur · 14/09/2011 12:26

notwaving sorry you're feeling crap. I know how you feel - I have been feeling a bit sorry for myself of late too and there is really no reason why I should. Glad to hear second scan and bloods all good though.

Jetli very impressed with your analysis - sadly my memory is so crap I couldn't remember half of what you were on about! [grain] I'm well into the Killing too although its all getting a bit confusing - not entirely sure how they are going to get it all together in only 2 more episodes!

MisSal that DeWaard looks fab! I saw one of them in Fisherground - think I mentioned it briefly and I had taken a couple of pics on my phone to show you lot to ask what sort of tent it was as it looked pretty cool! Never got round to it though.

I'm having another day on the sofa. Feel better than I did yesterday but still not up to work. I'm sure I'll be fine tomorrow - hope so as I am on call on Friday and that wouldn't be much fun as I am feeling at the moment...

Slubberdegullion · 14/09/2011 13:25

throws delta pegs boomerang stylee at not waving and yellow.
come on now. remeber the everest spirit. at least neither of you are wearing yesterdays pants.
jet you are a wonder. roermond is on the motorwayy back to rotterdam and only about an hours drive from here.
toworrow i will stroke a rl dewaard.
dh says there is a great cafe in roermond selling ready made spliffs and norty cakke. he knows this as he grew up just over the border in the army camp.
would it be wrong to do a tent viweing while stoned

only joking

oh and hugs and stuff not delta pegs to wavey and yellow.

not waving we need to give you an RAF chummy shortening as it takes too longto type on the arsing kindle

Slubberdegullion · 14/09/2011 13:30

have been at shnapps tasting at mustard shop hence v bad spelling with overtones of love
my poor liver. it must look like a lump of pumice.

pats ascites in the pointy brackets

notwavingjustironing · 14/09/2011 14:08

It's only two more key strokes than Slubber so get lost - its not got a space and Bramble called me notironing last week, which I graciously ignored. Grin

Anyway, you'll be home soon, and off the "arsing kindle" so it won't be a problem. Grin

SeaShellsInTheMoonlight · 14/09/2011 14:41

Grin thanks for making menlaugh, just had the ops list from he'll, but finally finished hurrah!

Notwaving-v pleased for you it all came back normal...what a relief!

Slubber-I love the fact you've been pissed for weeks now Grin

Right, I need more chocolate, off to go hunting and gathering in the local sainsburys [grain]

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Slubberdegullion · 14/09/2011 15:49

eats thrown wurst
cor handbags notters
har de har
good to hear you have had the all clear

am not currently pissed. listening to celine in restaurant while midldy supervising kinder on slide.
when dh returns the final beer swigging will commence
sniff

Slubberdegullion · 14/09/2011 15:55

eats thrown wurst
cor handbags notters
har de har
good to hear you have had the all clear

am not currently pissed. listening to celine in restaurant while midldy supervising kinder on slide.
when dh returns the final beer swigging will commence
sniff

Slubberdegullion · 14/09/2011 15:57

eats thrown wurst
cor handbags notters
har de har
good to hear you have had the all clear

am not currently pissed. listening to celine in restaurant while midldy supervising kinder on slide.
when dh returns the final beer swigging will commence
sniff

SeaShellsInTheMoonlight · 14/09/2011 16:02

Slubber,triple posting your denial does nothing to refute the suggestions your drunk again Wink

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SeaShellsInTheMoonlight · 14/09/2011 16:04

You're, not your

Sorry

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notwavingjustironing · 14/09/2011 16:30

Slubber, "arsing kindle" no excuse for your indeciperable posting, what the JEFF is a handbag notter?

Sal, love, get a grip and pass me that gin.

Grin
Funtimewincies · 14/09/2011 17:11

No gin for me tonight, I used up silly numbers of points having lunch out by myself for the first time in what feels like years Grin.

SeaShellsInTheMoonlight · 14/09/2011 17:55
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SeaShellsInTheMoonlight · 14/09/2011 17:56

Funtimes-gin counts towards your 5 a day-it's made from berries and spices innit Wink

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Slubberdegullion · 14/09/2011 17:59

well i think i make perfect sense
am almost totally sober
only had some beer and one schnapps. ready for bed now with possible the worst book ever to have been written. modelland by tyra banks. dont ask.

notwaving you know. handbags

ooooooooh handbags. with the international sign for holding up a handbag

and notters is a chummy play on not. from notwaving.

Slubberdegullion · 14/09/2011 18:02

hope that is all clear

cannot be arsed with tyring to find the comma so that makes conveying message tricky.

i am also simultaneously reading the count of monte cristo. in case any of you think i am a thicky.

SeaShellsInTheMoonlight · 14/09/2011 18:03

Slubber - Tyra banks???? I know it's the end of your holiday and you must be down your last clean pair of pants book, but how did you end up with that?!

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Slubberdegullion · 14/09/2011 18:06

my schmapps was made from pears so i am safe

there were peppercorns on my schnizel too

Slubberdegullion · 14/09/2011 18:10

seshells my guilty secret tv prog is americas next top model. bought book in advance before setting off thinking it would be a funny lite read.
it appeared in the kindle last night and due to comfy bed insomnia i hae read almost half.
is a giant hallucinogenic zeppelin turd of fiction. the inside of tyras head must look like a dropped trifle.

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