OK, Who has breastfed their DP or DH?????

[drosophila]

Come on then is it really that weird??

ANy Dad's out there??

Only just seent his thread and my initial and every other thought on this subject is Whaaaatttt????

No way! My boobs were strictly off limits to dh during my breast feeding days.

franny calls someone else weird

really Lonelymum
the whole time?
was that psychological (they belonged to your lo's) or physical (too tender?)

[nosy]

Yes the whole time - got dh in quite a tizzy when I fed my last 2 for over a year each. Because I couldn't bear the thought of dh getting milk from them. A psychological thing I think.

Actually I said nobody was weird, HC, please pay attention.

I don't much like having mine touched now, they just feel different. Like certain other Mumsnetters I would rather keep my vest on

I had a psychological 'off limits' feeling when the babies were very young, but now they're a bit older dp enjoy getting milk 'from the source'! I've just asked him why he enjoys it and says it is sexual, not maternal, and he enjoys the sensation rather than the taste. He would probably enjoy the squirting too but it hasn't happened yet.

He wishes to state to all MNetters he is normal and not a deviant.

I just get paranoid about spreading germs, feel I should spray them afterwards with anti-bac. I do give them a quick wash though

MP, I just did Google milkmaids (I can't resist a dare) and I got lots of sites about wildflowers (Dentaria californica) and country dances. Do I have a special self-censoring version of Google?

sigh

try www.milkmaids.com

AAAAAARGH MP!

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Pruni. Please note I did not mention you by name. I'm sure nobody knew who I was referring to amongst all the countless Mumsnetters who prefer sex semi-clothed.

Morningpaper, dp urged me to look at milkmaids.com at your suggestion and we got inundated with hundreds (well maybe 8) of porny pop-ups! LOL! Finally managed to stop them, phew

OMG - this is totally changing my feelings about MN.

I had no problems trying a bit of mine from source (for scientific reasons, obviously). Is that unusual, then?

I can squirt it oin my mouth although it messes up my glasses

I only do this to entertain my 3 year old

Boy, I am madder than the breastfeeding-the-7-year-old-woman

well, my dp absolutely loves it-in a eroctic way, NOT a maternally sort of way-ie i mean i dont b/f him-lol, but he loves a good mouthful during foreplay+lovemaking! haha, he loves the whole squirting thing and the taste.
when im b/fing ds, he does not find that eroctic may i add(thats where the line of maternal/eroctic is drawn) but if im pumping of an evening he wont leave me alone and finds the whole thing fascinating!

morningpaper me also(although not in my mounth!) to entertain my 23 month old when hes throwing a fit, it sends him into hysterics...........the things we do for our kids

golly

lol

I suppose its just the same as when ds1 goes to bed with his bottle and if its quite warm milk it squirts out the bottle at 100mph! then he wont bloomin drink it and sits there messing around

He tasted it once thats it not erotic just curious, horrible thing about breastfeeding was though when you 'get into it a bit' when pashing - the milk would start leaking, not sexy lol, all in past now

I havn't breastfed my dp, but i will confess to squirting his head from accross the room when he wasn't looking, for my own entertainment as he just looks so cute when he's being picked on .

In what way aloha?

me too in what way aloha?

if anyone has read the book fresh milk you'll know that it isn't that weird and quite often becomes part of a couple's sexual repertoire whilst the woman is still breastfeeding.

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