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The PESH Deli - The one where Cheggers Goes Pop-Pop!

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skihorse · 31/03/2010 05:33

BESH BABYWIN STATS

This isn?t a fucking list ? right?

BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, Bay Amaryllis born March 25.

UPDIFFED
Cheggers, she won 2 baybees, due soon
Ponymum, the one with the worst hips, due mid June
CUNextTuesday, takes no shit from the Daily Mail, due June 28
IggyPiggy, The one who loves BUMSEX, due July 20
CurlyCasper, the ginger with the dodgy joints due July 21 (girl)
Skihorse, cradle snatching web geek, due July 22 (boy)
Carrots, organic hippy hunter, due July 25 (boy)
Cosmosis, the one that likes a good ride, due August 22
Pandora, She's got wings, due September 6
skatergrrrl, the one that overtook the rest, September ??
VAG, lives in De Nile, due 19 September
Honeymoo, puppy lover, due November 1
silversky, the biggest farter, due 21 October (first baybee)
okiecokie, self-confessed control freak, due November 6

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SilverSky · 22/04/2010 19:23

reg I am not a fan of Ceasar prong collar and his arctic rolls. Fanks but no fanks.

Check out Learning About Dogs or something like that with Kay Laurence.

TuesdaysGirl What a trauma but good outcome!

snowplough I too was going to be doing all sorts with my horse but its not to be. Alas I am on DIY yet baby is going to be born at wrong time of year just as horses come in for the winter. ON the plus side, all the mucking out will shift my baby weight. I DREAD to even think about scales, let alone approach any, they'll run screaming in the opposite direction fo sho.

CUNextTuesday · 22/04/2010 19:34

What, my weight? Or do you mean cas?

OkieCokie · 22/04/2010 19:35

Curly great news on the experience today. Glad all is well and you got a glimpse at the labour ward hive of activity.

Cunty 8lbs that is naff all! 3.5 stone last time for me. I was huge!! Looks like will be same again this time as my waist is already expanding and I just look like a fat cow. I am already paranoid about the girls in the office looking at me wondering if I am preggers or if I just have eaten too many pies lately. Scan on Monday then I can come clean!

ski we are facecrack buddies. Nice one.

SilverSky · 22/04/2010 19:55

I may hook up on FaceCrack too when I have come out.

reginaMonologue · 22/04/2010 20:10

silver ooo, is he that bad? I've only see a couple of his shows, and each time it comes on our dog goes loopy at the TV trying to eat it, maybe it's a sign . I will check out your recommendation for sure...

all trust me, you are all waifs in comparison to my ample lardage, try being 5 stone overweight before you get preggo and then piling it on... seriously, I have a wide load sign in the garage for when I hit the streets...

skihorse · 22/04/2010 20:44

OK, okie's details have been forwarded to you PESH girls that I have. I don't check the BESH Palace log on very often so please shout here if you connect and I'll go fetch you.

I didn't want to put on so much weight (who does?), but I figured it could be worse. My ski buddies have been very open with me and average weight gain was between 50 and 100 lbs. This is something that just seems to be taboo - nobody talks about how much they put on. What can you do? I can start pavement pounding in August but I'm not going to throw myself in to a weight loss regime right now. I don't "feel" like I'm putting on a shedload of weight - my face isn't puffy, my legs & arms aren't bigger.

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rollerbaby · 22/04/2010 20:59

curly what a relief you poor thing.

okie we are now fb friends. My pic is somewhat misleading due to wedding weightloss but oh well.

ski have just sent fb request but my iPhone didn't give ne option to write owt, so hopefully you can work out it's me... Lady in red dress wiv a tan.

OkieCokie · 22/04/2010 21:12

Yeah I am 2 stone heavier than on my wedding day. It is one of my aims in life to get back to pre wedding weight, yeah right...but I love pizza, pasta carbs and wine.

rollerbaby · 22/04/2010 21:13

ski loving your horsey pictures.

okie your little one is so lovely. And your husbands a dish n all.

More more more!

skihorse · 22/04/2010 21:15

I can haz honeymoo's dawg?

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rollerbaby · 22/04/2010 21:18

He is very pretty even if I do say so. He is currently lying at my feet acting as a furry footwarmer!

I wub him.

OkieCokie · 22/04/2010 21:22

Little one is a cutie huh? I certainly would have that little doggie hot water bottle in my bed too, so gorgeous. Did you go to Maldives for Honeymoon? We did too.

Ski thanks for the intros. I have a new friend but I have no idea who it is. I asked them to give us a clue...

skihorse · 22/04/2010 21:26

Glam lady shaking her thang on a pub table? That'll be Cosmosis.

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rollerbaby · 22/04/2010 21:27

Who's the bicyclist? That is some seriuosly impressive sporting prowess. Nice cat too.

okie yes we did. Magical place. Shame was getting tonsilitis in week 2 but I drank my way through it and refused to admit I was ill. I think it's fair to say that it was a one off. I think it will be Cornwall for next 5 years.

OkieCokie · 22/04/2010 21:34

Moo the bicyclist is the pub table dancer.

OkieCokie · 22/04/2010 21:34

we need new fred.

CurlyCasper · 22/04/2010 21:43

just reached out to Honey and Cokie on FB. I is da very curly one

Cosmosis · 22/04/2010 21:46

me is bikist on a table. Honey you iz a honey!!

So I haz okie (also a honey) and I haz also another pretty laydeee, please to announce self?

CurlyCasper · 22/04/2010 21:47

On starting new fred we need to add witty. Anyone got her stats for the not-a-fucking-list? Shall we add polpot too?

The PESH Deli - the one where ponycunt enters joint confinement.

Not inspired, just chilled out in long bath

Cosmosis · 22/04/2010 21:49

curls just been catching up on your afternoon. Sounds stressful

Ah, other laydee is reggiekray?

CurlyCasper · 22/04/2010 21:50

I haz okie: beautiful laydee with beeeeeeyoutiful child

OkieCokie · 22/04/2010 21:53

Curly you iz very curly. I like! I think Wit is a week or so after moi, seem to think 16 or 20 Nov rings a bell. No idea about Polpot just Christmas time is all I know.

CurlyCasper · 22/04/2010 21:55

Very little time/space for changes:

BESH BABYWIN STATS

This isn?t a fucking list ? right?

BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, Bay Amaryllis born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April 12

UPDIFFED
Ponymum, the one with the worst hips, due mid June
CUNextTuesday, takes no shit from the Daily Mail, due June 28
IggyPiggy, The one who loves BUMSEX, due July 20
CurlyCasper, the ginger with the dodgy joints due July 21 (girl)
Skihorse, cradle snatching web geek, due July 22 (boy)
Carrots, organic hippy hunter, due July 25 (boy)
Cosmosis, the one that likes a good ride, due August 22
Pandora, She's got wings, due September 6
skatergrrrl, the one that overtook the rest, September ??
VAG, lives in De Nile, due 19 September
Honeymoo, puppy lover, due November 1
silversky, the biggest farter, due 21 October (first baybee)
okiecokie, self-confessed control freak, due November 6
SomethingSuitablyWitty, benelux babe, due ??
ReginaMonologue, must-get-the-goss-from-ski, due ??

CUNextTuesday · 22/04/2010 21:58

I only got one friend request . Just regina I think....

reginaMonologue · 22/04/2010 22:03

Curly - due 20 nov! Will this be the last post on dis fred then?

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