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Due May 09-Weddings,Inductions,Births & C-Sections - Its all going on this month!

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Grumpyoldcaaaaaaaa · 21/04/2009 19:34

Here we go lasses

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FiKelly · 27/04/2009 21:58

ah the raunchy secrets of our past.. (fi suddenly tries to remember if she's let anything slip?)

detsy · 27/04/2009 21:59

Ahhh thanks belgian do you think I look all angelic and innocent then I've had my moments most def - i blame having red hair personally, its genetic, can't help awful lary behaviour

So come on then lurkers - feel free to join in - we're all v lovely really

FiKelly · 27/04/2009 22:00

well I suspect we have lurkers as a few got brave enough to post.. suggests there are prob far more too scared to join in our banter?!

frazzledoldbag · 27/04/2009 22:00

detsy wrestling with farm hands? sounds like fun.

[frazz wishes she had a farm hand to wrestle]

belgian I reckon if you've got it, use it! Can't do any harm.....

Right off for a bath with my clary sage oil - is this supposed to help things along or just be relaxing do you know? Sadly don't seem to be going into labour, just bloody annoying back ache and BH. Boo hiss.

FiKelly · 27/04/2009 22:01

that's weird why did my phone post that again?

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Grumpyoldcaaaaaaaa · 27/04/2009 22:01

I wander off to watch Heroes (bah, Sylar not in it - he's yum) and what do I come back to?

3 hour breast fondling, rabbits, Netherland Dwarves (Blotted I thought this was some fantasy of yours, dragging some midget out of his cage , is this how you did your neck in?), battery operated boyfriends, dets and her gigantic dildo.............

Jeez, Hairy Bikers on TV in Speedos, covered in mud. That's enough to put you off everything.

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detsy · 27/04/2009 22:01

Do you put milk in with it Frazz?

frazzledoldbag · 27/04/2009 22:02

in with what, honey?
My rabbit?

detsy · 27/04/2009 22:03

Now Grumpy apparently there is an adult bar in Prague that caters for the netherland dwarf fetish for real.... Its supposedly quite famous but we couldn't find it - guess its kinda underground!!

runningmonkey · 27/04/2009 22:04

Evening all, DH has just looked over my shoulder and enquired what I'm reading about... hmmmmm how to explain

detsy · 27/04/2009 22:05

No twit - milk with the clary sage to emulsify it? I tried almond oil to mix it with but sill found it kind of laid on top of the water so was going to try milk tonight

runningmonkey · 27/04/2009 22:05

pmsl especially at 'man in a boat'. Brilliant!

frazzledoldbag · 27/04/2009 22:05

detsy

  1. HOW did you know about this?
  2. WHY were you looking for it?
and do you mean rabbit dwarfs or real dwarfs? [oh am so confused now]
detsy · 27/04/2009 22:06

Grumpy - thats not rabbits but small people - just to confirm!

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Grumpyoldcaaaaaaaa · 27/04/2009 22:07

Dets Darlings Cabaret Bar, perchance? Now, how to explain that search to DH??

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frazzledoldbag · 27/04/2009 22:08

no detsy I put 4 drops in the water last night as the instructions said and swooshed it about a bit.
It stayed on top of the water but I thought that was ok? Quite liked the smell actually.
How much milk do I use?

flippineck · 27/04/2009 22:09

LOL at you lot! I am such a prude...

No time to cath up with everything, just popped in to send llaregub happy smooth labour vibes for tomorrow.

Tired and achy again this evening, my day of extreme laziness doesn't seem to have helped much.

Tummum · 27/04/2009 22:10

Dets be careful on the clary sage bath - I was up all night with BH after my last bath and definately no baby afterwards ! Smells nice tho.

llareggub · 27/04/2009 22:10

Thank you for the good wishes! I've been on the phone all night talking to friends wishing me luck, so now I have to get my bag and DS's bag sorted PDQ. I'm feeling fine, actually, but DH has disappeared into the garage so I'm going to pop out to see if he is OK.

I've put some chocolate into my bag, and the second thing I am looking forward to tomorrow is eating some lovely chocolate after being denied it for so long! Oh, and the third is never having to inject myself again.

I'll post on facebook tomorrow with an update from the hospital. I'm really quite excited although obviously after Looby's induction was cancelled first time around I know it may not go ahead.

Belgian the 3 hours of nipple stimulation requirement may explain why DS's feeding only brought on BH once or twice. He doesn't feed that much during the day, except when he is ill. The few times he has been under the weather would probably mean somewhere in the region of 3 hours breastfeeding in a day.

Anyway, happy birth vibes to anyone who seems to be experiencing early labour. Speak soon!

detsy · 27/04/2009 22:10

crossed posts Frazz

I'm not so weird as to be into animals (just dwarves) {snigger emoticon - only joking before I upset anyone..!!}

Read about milk with oil somewhere but not tried it

Was in Prague on a corporate p*ss up with DP and someone mentioned it in one of the normal bars we were in, sooo we thought it would be fun to see. I apparently kept asking taxi drivers to take us to this specific bar its called - OMG whats the name of the story with the little people in it and the giant - arraghh its on tip of tongue will drive me mad now

Tummum · 27/04/2009 22:11

Dets to be clear - my last clary sage bath, not bath in general !

Belgianchocolates · 27/04/2009 22:11

Phew, I was starting to worry about you detsy, you know looking for clubs in prague that cater for rabbit fetishes. Luckily it's only human dwarfs, but I'm also thinking frazzled thoughts TBH, why, how

Oh and I think the clary sage is supposed to cause contractions. I keep meaning to buy that homeopathic thing, but I can never remember the name when I get to the health shop, it's far to long. Is it caulendulum or something?

Tummum · 27/04/2009 22:12

Hugs Llare thinking of you tomorrow

FiKelly · 27/04/2009 22:13

as much as I want to stay here and chat a while longer.. having so much fun. must go to bed as all this laughing has set my cough off again and I suddenly realise how tired I am.. night night xoxox

Belgianchocolates · 27/04/2009 22:13

Cross post detsy now I know why and how