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Due May 09-Weddings,Inductions,Births & C-Sections - Its all going on this month!

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Grumpyoldcaaaaaaaa · 21/04/2009 19:34

Here we go lasses

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FiKelly · 27/04/2009 21:29

frazzle took me a while to realise what kind of rabbit you were talking about.. my addled brain was trying to work out how a fluffy bunny would help in absence of belgian's dh! lol

detsy · 27/04/2009 21:30

a BOP, i like it

detsy · 27/04/2009 21:31

cheese sarnie and clary bath now - nite all x

frazzledoldbag · 27/04/2009 21:32

detsy heellllllllllllllo!
I think ideally sperm and an orgasm would be best but in the absence of a DH an orgasm causes contractions and releases oxytocin which is good news for getting labour started. Worth a try I reckon. If I had a rabbit of course.

Oh dear, still PMSL at blotted
'stroke a rabbit for a while and go into labour'.
Thanks for that - you've really cheered me up!!!

frazzledoldbag · 27/04/2009 21:34

oh dear, that last comment had me on the floor laughing blotted. Charming turn of phrase!!!! Had forgotten you are in Scotland too.

Blottedcopybook · 27/04/2009 21:35

Cheered you up?! I had DSs Netherland Dwarf half out her cage before I clocked what you meant

frazzledoldbag · 27/04/2009 21:39

[snort]

'Netherland Dwarf'
tears are running down my face!

Tummum · 27/04/2009 21:40

Blotted ROFL - just stop it now, my pelvic floor can't take it !! I thought exactly what you did; it's my upbringing in a convent school

detsy · 27/04/2009 21:41

Frazz don't have a rabbit, my bottom!!

Actually I don't have one - far too large and unwieldy for me - prefer the diddy man in a boat ones and much easier to secrete from inquisitive littles.

Eons ago when I lived at home (god a v v v long time ago) I had a weirdo b/f in the extreme - not the place to go into it now - but quite off the wall. Anyway he bought me a HUGE GINORMOUS vibrator - the old penis looking rubbery type (I'm talking ooerr, 20+ years ago....) It was way too big to use in the internal sense but I kept it in my wardrobe hidden. Anyway my 2 year old sister discovered it one day whilst i was at work and took it into the kitchen - we lived on a farm and it was brew time so kitchen full of farm hands....and asked mum whats this mummy....

Needless to say my mum was not impressed and handed the offending article to me in a carrier bag when i got home, lol!!! Never lived it down with the farm hands who all assumed I must have the water carrying receptacle type fanjo - i left home shortly afterwards!!

frazzledoldbag · 27/04/2009 21:44

'Man in a boat'? detsy
WTF is a 'man in a boat'?
Now it's me who is confused

pulapula · 27/04/2009 21:45

LOL you lot- i am having to cross my legs and squeeze hard to stop anything leaking out as i snigger.

And I must say, i need to keep remembering my pelvic floor exercises since now if i need to go i can't stop myself and have had a few embarrassing episodes lately .

blotted - re. the "career" comment- some of the most successful women i've worked with (ie senior civil servants) have had 3, 4 or 5 children. One with 5 girls (aged 2 to 15) is even contemplating no. 6...

detsy · 27/04/2009 21:45

A clitoris you nutter, was trying to be discrete

Blottedcopybook · 27/04/2009 21:46

Oh you're a bunch of dirties!

FiKelly · 27/04/2009 21:46

detsy LOL I just spluttered my night time drink all over myself!

frazzledoldbag · 27/04/2009 21:48

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Nope, rabbit more fun.
Noisy tho
[snigger]

Tummum · 27/04/2009 21:49

Blotted - PMSL at the comment from old biddie ! And getting the dwarf out of the hutch....
And Dets

Now seriously... this laughing is NOT helping my BHs. Stop it now !!!!!!!

FiKelly · 27/04/2009 21:49

do you think all other MN threads are this much fun.. or is our chatter why we have lurkers?

frazzledoldbag · 27/04/2009 21:50

Do we have lurkers?
How can you tell?
Are they wearing cardigans?

detsy · 27/04/2009 21:51

LOL she retells this story now (she's 23) when she's trying to embarrass me. Fortunately I haven't told her about the time she caught me erm wrestling with one of the aforementioned farm hands and told mum about me fighting and jumping up and down on specific named employee.... Always had to deny this to my mum so still not come clean about that one again!

I'm quite sensible now tho (much to DPs disappointment - we met when we were both in a wild stage)

Belgianchocolates · 27/04/2009 21:52

I had to go and watch 'Heroes' for a bit and came back to this.

It also took me a sec to sink in that frazz didn't mean a furry fluffy bunny sort of rabbit. I must say I've got one and have been eyeing it up wondering if it would be a good DH replacement I think orgasm alone isn't going to do it. Mind you, it's worth a try I suppose.

blotted Had to laugh at the little old lady's comment. I suppose she knows what she's talking about

detsy · 27/04/2009 21:53

Snorkels and anoraks more like if we have them - why lurk, just join in!

Blottedcopybook · 27/04/2009 21:54

I was laughing so hard DH came running upstairs because he thought I was crying. I recounted this DISGUSTING TALE back to him and said, "Oooh they're a bunch of dirties" and he said, "So you'll fit in quite well, then?" and walked away?

I think he's still in the huff because I was gloating about the size showing everyone on my hen night a picture of his wee man on my mobile phone. Oh the things that drink will do to you...

Belgianchocolates · 27/04/2009 21:54

OOOH detsy who would have thought you were so naughty in your younger years.

FiKelly · 27/04/2009 21:54

well I suspect we have lurkers as a few got brave enough to post.. suggests there are prob far more too scared to join in our banter?!

Belgianchocolates · 27/04/2009 21:56

Why would lurkers be too scared to post with us. We're a lovely bunch of laaydees