Due April 2009: Episode 17 - We're off of work and ready to push, time for DH's to attend to that bush!!

[BabyBolat]

Inspired by our Smutty x

surely if you were a woman date raping a man you would have to put a splint on his willy or add viagra to the mix???

Can we get off the topic of rape please. It was sick enough having to dream about it, although LOL at Daniella Westbrook!!

Re: changing bag. In mine there is:

Baby vest, babygro, cardigan, 4 disposable nappies, travel pack of wet wipes, little tube of nappy cream, 4 nappy sacks, changing mat, 4 breast pads, a spare t-shirt, 2 muslins. I keep one bag on the buggy and a spare bag in the car.

OMG the strtch marks, which were way below my belly button this morning, are now up and over it! And th BH and pain goes on and on... I feel positively nauseous looking at them and the moving belly...

I was wondering about the Helios thing, Carameli. It's £20+, I think, so I only want to get it if it seems worth it - what sort of things are in it? (I don't need a comprehensive list, just an idea )

Nah, I reckon the willy works on its own, even if the appendage attached to it has been drugged!

Enough now

ahhhh so its true that willies have minds of their own!!!

Do not do what Boff did with said spray thing. That is fill it with a special herbal remedy for spraying onto bits in a pungent yet healing manner, only to find cleaner spraying the ironing with it a day later.

Juw - forget it, willies are what got us into this mess

lol boff

Boffin - lol oops

Feel free to do some science on it at home and feed back to the group . Though not with Rohypnol. Perhaps just wine.

I miss my smutty work buddies

mmmm and as i recall rather enjoyed the mess getting into...

Haha, willy splint. Stylish and sexy.

& I still don't have any stretchmarks on my bump - lots on my thighs & hips, but none on my bump. Every morning I wake up expecting a full set, but as yet, nothing...

Re: erections. Being a Boff, I was reading the New Scientist earlier, as you do, and there was an article in there suggesting that fart gas - hydrogen sulphide - causes erections in rats, and they were thinking of developing it as a new form of Viagara (presumably for humans rather than rats). So maybe we just have to fart at them??

ahhh but theres breswers droop!!

Springsunshine, give me a few mins and I wil get the kit down here and look at the ones I used.BAck in 5. DD craving apples and ds having a blueberry tantrum

lol at farting on willies

maybe just a cock ring would work???

A self-inflation mechanism would be preferable...

Prescription charge up 10p from April 1st - Hurrah for maternity exemption (must send off form, must send off form).

hmmmmm willy pumps

Are you thinking pump for a willy, or pumping at willies?

willy pump here

I was thinking more connecting own willy to own.....hydrogen sulphide generator. Poof, ping! Voila!

for inflation