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Due April 2009: Episode 17 - We're off of work and ready to push, time for DH's to attend to that bush!!

1007 replies

BabyBolat · 04/03/2009 16:06

Inspired by our Smutty x

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BoffinMum · 06/03/2009 16:27

Nutty, a thought, if I am going to pretend to be God on the phone, will I need to wear clothes like this?

Modest Apparel

Juwesm · 06/03/2009 16:27

Snort at 'quick release pressure valve'!

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 06/03/2009 16:28

optional i think Boff they cant see you after all might make you feel more able to pull it off though

Bleuravin · 06/03/2009 16:29

laying down proper now and feeling a bit better... lathered tons of cream on belly, still feeling sick though

Juwesm · 06/03/2009 16:30

skirt with slit does not seem terribly modest!

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 06/03/2009 16:31

easy access and fully clothed so quite modest really

BoffinMum · 06/03/2009 16:32

Have you seen the undergarments???

BTW Bleu, a little Anglicism. If you refer to 'flashes' that means an old man in a raincoat leaping out from behind a tree and pulling his willy out to frighten young women and small children. We say 'hot flushes' here.

Juwesm · 06/03/2009 16:33

oh dear

Bleuravin · 06/03/2009 16:34

ha! think early nineties with those clothes... i knew tons of ladies walking around in clothes like that in my state..
i think this would be better

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 06/03/2009 16:34

OMG at undergarments!!!! vile!!

SpringySunshine · 06/03/2009 16:35

Thanks Carameli No rush, obviously! I'm just curious to know whenever it's convenient.

'textured squeeze pump'? Why does it need to be textured? Surely the pumping isn't meant to be the enjoyable bit?

Are they Amish clothes? Seems a bit daft selling them on the internet

My pulse is still 130ish, resting. I know that there should be some increase because of increased blood volume at this point, but surely that's quite high? What is everyone else at? (Grab your wrists & just count for 15 seconds, pleeeeease )

Bleuravin · 06/03/2009 16:36

giggle well either way flushes (toilets) or flashes(perverty old men) I still have them..

Juwesm · 06/03/2009 16:36

Much better Bleu, I would definitely find a God dressed in that more believable!

Juwesm · 06/03/2009 16:37

Depends what you're pumping with. Haven't you been doing your Kegel exercises?

BoffinMum · 06/03/2009 16:37

My resting pulse is about 80.

SpringySunshine · 06/03/2009 16:37

How many of those diners with the stomach bug are just jumping on a bandwagon, do you think?

BoffinMum · 06/03/2009 16:38

Bleu, I think the term 'power surge' is so much more apt ...

Juwesm · 06/03/2009 16:39

86bpm. But then I haven't really moved for about a week.

SpringySunshine · 06/03/2009 16:39

My resting pulse is usually about 80. This is why I was given an ECG at the hospital & had doctors with stethoscopes poking at me before they'd discharge me. There's definitely a problem, though. I'm always breathless & if I take a sharp intake of breath, I laugh, or drink out of the pattern of my breathing I start choking quite badly because I don't have the lung capacity to deal with it. & I keep getting light-headed & having heart palpitations, too.

I don't know what it is that's wrong, but something definitely is...

Bleuravin · 06/03/2009 16:40

these make me feel hot and dehydrated and ill... so more like a power drain...

SpringySunshine · 06/03/2009 16:41

I've not really moved since the weekend either, Ju. I've been on bedrest. I have done a few things, but never walking waddling for more than a minute or so. & I've been sitting right here for an hour doing nothing but type.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 06/03/2009 16:41

springy you are contracting though so your puls will be higher than usual xx

Juwesm · 06/03/2009 16:42

Did the docs not say anything about your heart rate before you were discharged?

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 06/03/2009 16:42

go get it checked, methinks lovely xx

SpringySunshine · 06/03/2009 16:43

They're not painful at the moment, though. I had a bad night with them last night (still not as bad as Saturday!), but they're not too bad right now. Every 15 minutes or so, but only lasting about 20 seconds & just uncomfortable.

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