Due April 2009: Episode 17 - We're off of work and ready to push, time for DH's to attend to that bush!!

[BabyBolat]

Inspired by our Smutty x

I am on the glidey chair having had half an hour of massive contractions while in the bath.

Seem to have found my cervix, which means it must have moved down. This is worrying me a bit.

DH is in London on a boys' night out. Fuck.

Anyway this thread is cheering me up no end. I could probably just give birth while reading it and then leave the placenta attached, to save posting time.

lol am glad you dont remember lol, dh has ordered pizza and its due to arrive in a minuite, dont want to be put off

DH psychically knew I needed him and is coming home early apparently. Phew. Love that man.

yikes Boffin, how you doing now you're in your glider have they settled? are they still bad?

woohoo Boff, you have a cervix

Don't be worried

i am sooooo fidgety. want to see my baby (petulant emoticon)

Boffin - seriously whatta man!! glad he's coming home x

I didn't mean those stitches I haven't torn they were ones from my head that I kept for years until she chucked them

Boff stop playing with that cervix right now.. Its not going to help matters

rofl at bronze telling boff off for playing with cervix

i would if i were boff tbh lol.

Boffin that is not to be taken as encouragement!!! BB will not be happy!! leave it alone

I have looked at the pictures of the wierd placenta people.

Oh
My
God

I was not sure whether I was seeing something out of a Philip Pullam novel or whether it was some kind of wind up.

Honestly, that kid could have got a staph infection!! Are they totally mad????

in a wodr....yes

or a word

They have settled a bit. They are just grumbling now. It was Mathsmummy that made me look for my cervix. It appears to be in soft and puckered mode. Do we think it will go back up to cervix land where it is supposed to be?????

what is soft and puckered mode?

I missed all mathsmummys cervix spiel. fill me in. I really am going toend up giving in and going in search of my own

The baby list...
20 Feb: Glaskham: RUBY MARIE, 4lb 3oz
05 Mar: Kazkiss: ISABELLE FLORENCE 4lb & OLIVER THOMAS 3lb 8oz

Still yet to hatch...
29 Mar : WhatFreshHell, DS 2.4 born on Easter Sunday
30 Mar : BabyBolat: 1st timer
01 Apr : Rachelinscotland: DD 3 years, and DS 2 years in March
01 Apr : Juwesm: 1st timer
01 Apr : Chickenbalti: DS 4 years DD 17 months
02 Apr : BoffinMum: BOY! dd(21) ds(10) ds(7)
02 Apr : MathsMummy27: GIRL! DD 3 years
03 Apr : skiingone: DC1
03 Apr : purlease: 1 m/c, 1 DD 3 years
03 Apr : Kalikaroo: SURPRISE! (28), 1st timer, lives in Scandinavia (but too shy to say where!)
04 Apr : Bleuravin
04 Apr : Bumpalump
04 Apr : babypringle: 1 DS 2yrs 1 month
06 Apr : ToastnHoney: first timer
06 Apr : Mummyontherun: DD 22 months
08 Apr : LuLuBai: 1 DD born 02 Apr 07
09 Apr : Oddeyes (30): GIRL! DS 17 mths, 1 mc. London
09 Apr : Minush
09 Apr : Barbarella: 1st timer, TRIPLETS
10 Apr : hopeful1
10 Apr : mrsfossil: 1 DS 6.5
11 Apr : Bubbaluv: 1 DS 1yo
11 Apr : SpringySunshine: BOY! 1st timer.
12 Apr : Brettgirl, 1st timer
12 Apr : Mumblemumhome4lunch (37, Swindon): DS will be 4 on 11th April, DD 2yrs and 1month
13 Apr : Dungungirl(30): BOY! 1 m/c, DS 4 years
14 Apr : AuldAlliance: DS3.8 BOY!
14 Apr : Woody2shoes: Second DS
15 Apr : claireykitten: GIRL! DS 12 months
15 Apr : electra
15 Apr : Sarahmum: DS 10yrs
16 Apr : tristaleejac(25): 1 ds, 3 years
17 Apr : Surprisenumber3(32): DS1 9 DSS 9 DS2 5 GIRL!
18 Apr : gingersarah: 1st baby
18 Apr : Lauren61
18 Apr : salbysea: (28) 1st timer
19 Apr : Kittycatisgettingfat (29) 1st timer
21 Apr : B52s: DS will be 2 and a quarter
21 Apr : Staryeyed
21 Apr : Schulte
22 Apr : PuzzleRocks: DD 22mths GIRL!
22 Apr : soon2befamilyof4 DD 13 months.
23 Apr : FatandFedup DC3
24 Apr : conkertree (27): DS 17 months
24 Apr : Bronze (Gawain) - 4th DC
24 Apr : Frekkles
25 Apr : Swaliswan: DD 17 months
27 Apr : Bicnod
27 Apr : Carameli
27 Apr : ilovesummer 3rd dc
27 Apr : purplemonkeydishwasher DS 3yo
30 Apr : Nutty Taff (27) DD nearly 5 GIRL!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr, have weird period pains. Have I not had enough pains over the last couple of days?

"fill me in" lol

i am such a child!! sorry

Swaliswan ((hugs)) xx

ok, so to find your cervix bronze...have a feel as far as you can, past opening and up towards back..you may find a sort of puckered lips structure ( like a doughnut..sorry toroid)if not, it may be up and high still.

the softer and more open it is, the more dilated you are. when not pg it feels like a tiny ring, when pg it becomes softer and softer like skin on inside cheek.

warning playing with your cervix seems to be addictive !!!

Has anyone found an on-line contraction timer yet?

oi Boff don't blame me I just provided the information...

OH help. I'm getting worried now about people sat at the pcs trying to find their cervixs.
I've felt mine before (previous pg) just wasn't sure what the different stages were.

So Maths, what does it mean when you can easily find your own cervix?