Due April 2009 - Episode 14: Fanjo Warriors attempt to be "clean" during this thread?? NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!!!

[PuzzleRocks]

And so it continues...

Mar
29 Mar : WhatFreshHell, DS 2.4 born on Easter Sunday
30 Mar : BabyBolat: 1st timer

Apr
01 Apr : Rachelinscotland: DD 3 years, and DS 2 years in March
01 Apr : Chickenbalti: DS 4 years DD 17 months
02 Apr : BoffinMum: BOY! dd(21) ds(10) ds(7)
02 Apr : MathsMummy27: GIRL! DD 3 years
03 Apr : skiingone: DC1
03 Apr : purlease: 1 m/c, 1 DD 3 years
03 Apr : Kalikaroo: SURPRISE! (28), 1st timer, lives in Scandinavia (but too shy to say where!)
04 Apr : Bleuravin
04 Apr : Bumpalump
04 Apr : babypringle: 1 DS 2yrs 1 month
06 Apr : ToastnHoney: first timer
06 Apr : Mummyontherun: DD 22 months
07 Apr : Picklelala
08 Apr : LuLuBai: 1 DD born 02 Apr 07
09 Apr : Oddeyes (30): GIRL! DS 17 mths, 1 mc. London
09 Apr : Barbarella: 1st timer, TRIPLETS
10 Apr : hopeful1
11 Apr : mrsfossil: 1 DS 6.5
11 Apr : Bubbaluv: 1 DS 1yo
11 Apr : SpringySunshine: BOY! 1st timer.
12 Apr : Brettgirl, 1st timer
12 Apr : Mumblemumhome4lunch (37, Swindon): DS will be 4 on 11th April, DD 2yrs and 1month
13 Apr : Dungungirl(30): BOY! 1 m/c, DS 4 years
14 Apr : AuldAlliance: DS3.8 BOY!
15 Apr : claireykitten: GIRL! DS 12 months
15 Apr : electra
15 Apr : Sarahmum: DS 10yrs
16 Apr : tristaleejac(25): 1 ds, 3 years
17 Apr : Surprisenumber3(32): DS1 9 DSS 9 DS2 5 GIRL!
18 Apr : gingersarah: 1st baby
18 Apr : salbysea: (28) 1st timer
19 Apr : Kittycatisgettingfat (29) 1st timer
21 Apr : B52s: DS will be 2 and a quarter
21 Apr : Staryeyed
21 Apr : Schulte
22 Apr : PuzzleRocks: DD 21mths GIRL!
22 Apr : soon2befamilyof4 DD 13 months.
24 Apr : conkertree (27): DS 17 months
24 Apr : Bronze (Gawain) - 4th DC
24 Apr : Frekkles
25 Apr : Swaliswan: DD 17 months
27 Apr : Bicnod
27 Apr : Carameli
27 Apr : ilovesummer 3rd dc
27 Apr : purplemonkeydishwasher DS 3yo
30 Apr : Nutty Taff (27) DD nearly 5 GIRL!

thanks for that BB and Springy, it's nice to know someone shares my view here.
I agree he should try to be nearer but he has a good job down there which is going to put him through some decent qualifications, so I'm ok with it, it's not forever.
I really hope once baby comes, that he does make more of an effort as right now it's hurting a lot

Nutty, do you mean like at the beginning of Austen Powers II?

no smutty DS not his, this is his 1st

Completely forgot to tell you my mortifying leakage experience from last week

So after the whole problem with the computers, I trecked off to currys to change DH's laptop (I was very grumpy as this meant 1. getting out of my pjs to get dressed 2. missing springy's goodbye and 3. having a nightmare morning at work) anyway, didn't think I would be very long so threw on a knitted jumper over my PJ tops, some jeans and shoes and went off

anyway... after being in the store for half an hour I suddenly realised by left boob was leaking like crazy and this huge wet page was spreading over my top - I just didn't know what to do so tried folding my arms but didn't work as they are not high enough and pressure = more leakage so then got the record-type laptop bag, put it over my neck and left it haning over my breasts (really subtle!!!)

Lesson learnt - never go out anywhere without breast pads!!!

trista - ahhh ok, hopefully when the baby comes he will have the kick up the bum he needs and things will get better from there on in ((hugs)) xx

lol BB poor you

Boffin cant remember AP2?

Oh BB
Hate to say this but it will become a daily occurrence soon.

its very funny now - at the time I was mortified - but along the lines of springy's boobs and over-sharing!!

Liz Hurley's bosoms??

I will be prepared for it then tho I hope!!

ah- ha got what you mean now and yup like this

had to google

Trista - poor you - must be so hard. I am sure he'll want to be around more when his LO has arrived, fingers crossed x

Does anyone think it's weird that I haven't had AND leakage or BH at all?? No colostrum and no contractions... they seem to be the norm on here, should I be worried?

(Bit hormonal today - apologies for the 20 questions!)

BB, the biggest shock to me each time upon giving birth is the sheer scale of fluid loss from every orifice. Lochia, extra weeing, boob leaks, everything is going at once. It's almost like your body is no longer reliable. It goes on for ages and is very annoying.

Kitty, I have only had one minor leak from the LHS.

Kitty I wouldn't worry at all, count yourself lucky! I have only had one minor leak too, weeks ago.

I was only gone two hours and rabbit rabbit rabbit...

Kitty - I vote for homebirth.

Nutty - What an ace birthday present. Can you be my Mum, I love dress up.

Ginger - Sorry to hear that. DH got made redundant when I was three weeks from having DD. It was really scary but he quickly found an even better job so you may find this cloud has a silver lining. Fingers crossed for you.

Ok, I need a nice soak so will catch up later. Hopefully I will actually get to chat at some point this week instead of playing catch up.

Oooh a soak - I should probably wait for DH to come home first tho!!

Have just iced the cake and tis in the fridge setting

Kitty I wouldn't worry, I leaked loads at the beginning and then had pretty much nothing for 2 months until recently when it all came flooding back (quite literally!)

Oh Boff, you give me so much to look forward too!!

Kitty no leakage or hicks here, you are not alone

Puzzle - i will be your mate (enables me to drink with you without feeling mummy responsabilities lol) and i love dress up too we could always have a fancy dress meet up!

BB - mmmmm cake

I have boob guns - ace.

BB, I'm far too amused by the image of you panicking about your leaky boob & hanging neck bag - very stylish

speaking of tom and jerry - DH gave me a sneek into my future life yesterday.

1. Wanted cake for breakfast I said no
2. Complained that he didn't want toast for breakfast but wanted cake. Again I said no
3. Sat in the living room eating said toast watching Tom and Jerry chuckling him to himself forgetting said cake tantrum!!!

I know it was a bit 17inch black laptop bag with the strap shortened so the bag covered my boobs!! Was my most stylish moment!!

thanks BB lol at your dh

see springy tis a gift