Due April 2009 - Episode 14: Fanjo Warriors attempt to be "clean" during this thread?? NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!!!

[PuzzleRocks]

And so it continues...

Mar
29 Mar : WhatFreshHell, DS 2.4 born on Easter Sunday
30 Mar : BabyBolat: 1st timer

Apr
01 Apr : Rachelinscotland: DD 3 years, and DS 2 years in March
01 Apr : Chickenbalti: DS 4 years DD 17 months
02 Apr : BoffinMum: BOY! dd(21) ds(10) ds(7)
02 Apr : MathsMummy27: GIRL! DD 3 years
03 Apr : skiingone: DC1
03 Apr : purlease: 1 m/c, 1 DD 3 years
03 Apr : Kalikaroo: SURPRISE! (28), 1st timer, lives in Scandinavia (but too shy to say where!)
04 Apr : Bleuravin
04 Apr : Bumpalump
04 Apr : babypringle: 1 DS 2yrs 1 month
06 Apr : ToastnHoney: first timer
06 Apr : Mummyontherun: DD 22 months
07 Apr : Picklelala
08 Apr : LuLuBai: 1 DD born 02 Apr 07
09 Apr : Oddeyes (30): GIRL! DS 17 mths, 1 mc. London
09 Apr : Barbarella: 1st timer, TRIPLETS
10 Apr : hopeful1
11 Apr : mrsfossil: 1 DS 6.5
11 Apr : Bubbaluv: 1 DS 1yo
11 Apr : SpringySunshine: BOY! 1st timer.
12 Apr : Brettgirl, 1st timer
12 Apr : Mumblemumhome4lunch (37, Swindon): DS will be 4 on 11th April, DD 2yrs and 1month
13 Apr : Dungungirl(30): BOY! 1 m/c, DS 4 years
14 Apr : AuldAlliance: DS3.8 BOY!
15 Apr : claireykitten: GIRL! DS 12 months
15 Apr : electra
15 Apr : Sarahmum: DS 10yrs
16 Apr : tristaleejac(25): 1 ds, 3 years
17 Apr : Surprisenumber3(32): DS1 9 DSS 9 DS2 5 GIRL!
18 Apr : gingersarah: 1st baby
18 Apr : salbysea: (28) 1st timer
19 Apr : Kittycatisgettingfat (29) 1st timer
21 Apr : B52s: DS will be 2 and a quarter
21 Apr : Staryeyed
21 Apr : Schulte
22 Apr : PuzzleRocks: DD 21mths GIRL!
22 Apr : soon2befamilyof4 DD 13 months.
24 Apr : conkertree (27): DS 17 months
24 Apr : Bronze (Gawain) - 4th DC
24 Apr : Frekkles
25 Apr : Swaliswan: DD 17 months
27 Apr : Bicnod
27 Apr : Carameli
27 Apr : ilovesummer 3rd dc
27 Apr : purplemonkeydishwasher DS 3yo
30 Apr : Nutty Taff (27) DD nearly 5 GIRL!

Hehe, porn dialogue. Boff, remark what big tools they have!

And there was me thinking about going to make a chocolate cake so I could like the mixture out the bowl - now not so keen!!!

lick not like!!

now if you could just place your plunger here

Oh bugger, I see Frekkles already worked the tool angle.

Springy - you looked absolutely lovely, what a special day!! Dont worry about your MIL, mine was not great on my wedding day either but frankly I see her as little as I can now.

Puzzle - thanks, I am sure binkyb is okay its just she was the only other one due on the 10th april

Just to change the subject for a minute, I just got an email from NHS direct in which they alert me to the fact that numbers of calls to the service increased over Xmas.

www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/article.aspx?name=CallsToNHSDirectUp16%25OverFestivePeriod

Surely this means people are getting ILLER??? And OOH services LESS HELPFUL???? Or have I missed something here?

Puzzle, if I'd been 21, we'd have seriously considered a Vegas wedding.

Boffin, you pretend to be the grown up with your wisdom & glittering careers, but you are secretly worse than me & Nutty who're always getting told off!

BB, DH is about to come home to find me still sitting in my jammies on the sofa. I don't think it'll be difficult for him to work out what I've been doing all day, even though he doesn't know already

In my defence, I have applied for a new passport (in my married name!) & a provisional driving license (more for convenient ID than anything at this point ), & ordered a load of stuff for my hospital bag. If I phrase that correctly, it'll sound like I've been fairly busy. & when he left he kissed me goodbye & told me not to do anything too strenuous & to have a nice lie-in, so I think I'll be okay

Boffin, I'm really not actually sure what point they're trying to make there...?

By BabyBolat Mon 23-Feb-09 15:09:50 Add a message | Report post | Contact poster

Oooh I am looking forward to bath times!!!

By BoffinMum Mon 23-Feb-09 15:09:06 Add a message | Report post | Contact poster

My, it seems to be gushing! Shall I turn the cock off?

at the juxtaposition.

Lol Springy so true lol

Frankly, I think those posts do need reporting - it's just inappropriate

Ah girls, you do have ideas the poor builders. Helps to take my mind off how I am feeling though... had a little snooze, now feeling sick as well Starting to think this might be a tummy bug

BB's just desparate for some action. It is the South of England. They probably have less plumbing fun down there. Too busy drinking their gin and tonics.

Oh no, poor Schulte I hope you're not getting poorly

& I think BB would just end up very attractively curled up in a tiny ball with agonising BH if she got any action at the moment

Just phoned DH to tell him he'll have to pick DD up from nursery as I don't think I'm in a state to look after her at the mo, and he was very unhelpful

What kind of unhelpful? Do we need to beat him up?

Shulte - poor you is there any way you could get a doc appointment for this afternoon? xx ((hugs))

He said he couldn't, and had urgent things to finish, and this was really inconvenient... well how inconvenient is it for ME to sit her thinking I'll be sick any moment?

Boffin - lol at less plumbing fun

Springy get your mits on we're going in!! shulte just give us the nod

Haha, Schulte, you are thoughtless with your getting ill & all

He'd be terrified to have some MNetters come after him...

He should be thankful we're only after him for a good telling off - Boffin's builders should be far more scared

I could do my teacher voice Schulte. Would that help?