Due April 2009 - Episode 14: Fanjo Warriors attempt to be "clean" during this thread?? NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!!!

[PuzzleRocks]

And so it continues...

Mar
29 Mar : WhatFreshHell, DS 2.4 born on Easter Sunday
30 Mar : BabyBolat: 1st timer

Apr
01 Apr : Rachelinscotland: DD 3 years, and DS 2 years in March
01 Apr : Chickenbalti: DS 4 years DD 17 months
02 Apr : BoffinMum: BOY! dd(21) ds(10) ds(7)
02 Apr : MathsMummy27: GIRL! DD 3 years
03 Apr : skiingone: DC1
03 Apr : purlease: 1 m/c, 1 DD 3 years
03 Apr : Kalikaroo: SURPRISE! (28), 1st timer, lives in Scandinavia (but too shy to say where!)
04 Apr : Bleuravin
04 Apr : Bumpalump
04 Apr : babypringle: 1 DS 2yrs 1 month
06 Apr : ToastnHoney: first timer
06 Apr : Mummyontherun: DD 22 months
07 Apr : Picklelala
08 Apr : LuLuBai: 1 DD born 02 Apr 07
09 Apr : Oddeyes (30): GIRL! DS 17 mths, 1 mc. London
09 Apr : Barbarella: 1st timer, TRIPLETS
10 Apr : hopeful1
11 Apr : mrsfossil: 1 DS 6.5
11 Apr : Bubbaluv: 1 DS 1yo
11 Apr : SpringySunshine: BOY! 1st timer.
12 Apr : Brettgirl, 1st timer
12 Apr : Mumblemumhome4lunch (37, Swindon): DS will be 4 on 11th April, DD 2yrs and 1month
13 Apr : Dungungirl(30): BOY! 1 m/c, DS 4 years
14 Apr : AuldAlliance: DS3.8 BOY!
15 Apr : claireykitten: GIRL! DS 12 months
15 Apr : electra
15 Apr : Sarahmum: DS 10yrs
16 Apr : tristaleejac(25): 1 ds, 3 years
17 Apr : Surprisenumber3(32): DS1 9 DSS 9 DS2 5 GIRL!
18 Apr : gingersarah: 1st baby
18 Apr : salbysea: (28) 1st timer
19 Apr : Kittycatisgettingfat (29) 1st timer
21 Apr : B52s: DS will be 2 and a quarter
21 Apr : Staryeyed
21 Apr : Schulte
22 Apr : PuzzleRocks: DD 21mths GIRL!
22 Apr : soon2befamilyof4 DD 13 months.
24 Apr : conkertree (27): DS 17 months
24 Apr : Bronze (Gawain) - 4th DC
24 Apr : Frekkles
25 Apr : Swaliswan: DD 17 months
27 Apr : Bicnod
27 Apr : Carameli
27 Apr : ilovesummer 3rd dc
27 Apr : purplemonkeydishwasher DS 3yo
30 Apr : Nutty Taff (27) DD nearly 5 GIRL!

My, it seems to be gushing! Shall I turn the cock off?

Oooh I am looking forward to bath times!!!

Wow, chatty morning. DD and I have been to her workshop this morning and i'm shattered.

B52'S - Is this your freezer?

BB - Poor you with the BH's again. It's not much consolation but at least your body seems to be well versed in what it needs to do on the big day.

Hello Frekkles - Good to hear from you. I'm damn impressed you managed to party that late. Good luck with the move on Saturday. Re packing: you haul in as many men as possible and assume the position of director of operations. Don't you do do anything yourself, I moved when I was not quite 6 months pregnant with DD and ended up in a terrible state. You are even further on so just drink tea and give orders.
Gorgeous names, I would have liked Isobel for this ones middle name as it is my grandmothers but since I chose the first name, DH got to pick the middle name.

Nutty - Glad you are having a better day. My bum is purple too but not from bruising. It's really wierd. It looks like two aubergines.
I second what BB said, Arnica does wonders for bruising. Very good if you have to have stitches which of course none of us will.
Have we had any more updates from people?

Boff - Good work whipping the AP into shape.

Hopeful - Good to hear from you. I can't see that BinkyB has been on MN since December. I think she was postng more on the first time Mums thread.

That post seemed so wrong coming straight after Boffins!!

I used to plonk the kids in the bath with DH when they were babies. They all used to have a lovely time and it saved messing about with plastic baby baths.

LOL BB!

Boffin's really getting into the swing of it now They're obviously being very inspirational over there!

I was just imagining putting LO in bath with daddy while I had a few minutes to myself! and then giggled at the horror of DH's face if there were to be some unexpected liquids joining them in the bath!

I have snorted my tea and the builders are all staring at me, BB. It's your fault.

Newborn poo sticks to chest hair something rotten.

Do not ask me how I know that.

What did I do?!!! I have been perfectly well behaved on this thread this afternoon unlike you three!!!

I think we're going to need a plastic baby bath, because we've had to promise friends that they can bathe him when they visit - & I don't think even DH is accommodating enough to sit in the tub with the baby whilst various acquaintances are swishing their hands around in his bath water

Oh ok that is why!!! ooh DH has a quite a bit of hair there, what with being so dark and all!!!

I wonder what sticks more - newborn poo or chocolate body paint? Nutty?

We have a plastic bath too but sounds like LO and Daddy time will be more fun!!

Yeah Nutty what do you reckon????!!

Springy, can't he wear trunks????

CBP definately!

Newborn poo probably has facepack qualities. When it's past the meconium stage, that is.

He'll be home in the next 10 minutes or so - I'll ask him if he'll oblige. Without any sort of build up or explanation of my question; I'll just hit him with it as he walks through the door & see what happens

Similar to frekkles' cow pat, then

Boff - Hooray for the bathroom.

My wedding cost $300 and it was perfect. We had to pay for flights to Vegas as well but we borrowed a friends house who was out of town so that was free.

at poo face pack [sick face]

I had forgotten about that ... let's encourage her and see if she does that when pissed.

DH knows I have been on here all day and is already scared at the topic of conversation for tonight I think...