Morning all, I?ve been up since 4:30, getting the best part of the day and all that!
Not really, I just woke up and couldn?t get back to sleep and DH was snuffling in an adorable way which was driving me a little nuts as I was so awake. He is very very sweet when he?s asleep ? I always wonder what he?s dreaming about?
Ceebs, that's ace news about your C-section! How exciting to know a date - I am v . Aw, all these babies, eh?
Vbab you manicurist is a tossjob - why did you even pay her? I can slice my own toes for free at home! Well, actually I can probably only reach halfway down my shins, but sheesh even so. Tell you what, we?ll go to Spa 1877 for a pedicure, you and me, when the babies are here. And a pint. All my stretch marks are round the sides and back, btw ? I?m going to upload my new bump photos onto my profile but don?t be jealous of my lovely non-marked bump as my hands are strategically placed to cover my stretch marks and (nice) tummy zits. Gross. Also, my belly button piercing was never 100% straight (I had a piercing the way you had a pedicure ? the piercing guy was a tosser) and now it has a stretch mark across the top bit as well, boo.
Monkey come and kick my arse at Scrabble, it?s a guaranteed pick me up as I can no longer reluably speel my won name?. Sorry you?re feeling grotty too ? I wonder if it?s a sign?
Yorky and Lacks, how the frel are you still driving? I had to stop the other week because pushing down on the pedals on my ?tank-- car hurts and I wasn?t concentrating at roundabouts? I am a danger to shipping and likely to resemble an exploding whale myself.
Okay, situation update! Last night after I signed off I managed to wake DH up and we went out to get a pizza, which was lovely. The ol? BH contractions carried on and then I got two half an hour apart which were really strong. At the moment I am spending most of my time with a totally rock-solid stomach at the top anyway (hence the lousy mood yesterday) but this was like severe period pains lower down. Also, I went a bit out of myself for about 5 minutes, like going into a trance or something (woo ? trippy! and legal!) and had to make funny noises into the sofa cushions while kneeling on the floor. This was not helped by Sky Cops or Police Cameras or whatever it was on the telly. When I came out of it a bit, to the sounds of sirens and people in Plymouth being arreted for Drugs and Verbals, DH and I discussed what to do next, and decided on balance that seeing as it was 10:30 we should just go to bed and either it would stop or it would carry on and in either case a nap would set us up nicely for either a normal day or labour/birth.
Guess which one happened. Bored now.
So I am here at the computer, BHing away, having been up writing my baby journal in longhand for the last 2 hours and watching the sun come up, listening to DH snore and the central heating come on? It?s actually very nice and peaceful. I?m going to put the coffee on for DH in a minute as he?s now making getting up snoring noises ? an expert CAN tell the difference.